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Go Fuck Yourself

Studio: Juicy Entertainment » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/19/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Go Fuck Yourself

Juicy Entertainment/King Entertainment

Genre: Masturbation

Director: Rob King

Cast: Arianna Jollee, Daphne Rosen, Dillan Lauren, Venus, Shayna Knight, Mya Mason, Barbara Summers, Cheninn Blanc, Makayla Cox, Allysin Chaynes, Layla Rivera, Cindy Lange, Angel, Sativa Rose, Ava Ramon, Carmen, Rio Mariah, Ginger Spice, Jules Van Saint, Jamie Brooks

Length: 183.5 minutes

Date of Production: 3/18/2004 to 8/3/2004

Extra's: The only extras for this very lengthy set of masturbation scenes was a photogallery and a set of trailers. I know it wasn't much but the running time made up for it in my eyes.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Go Fuck Yourselfwas presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color the scenes were originally shot in by director Rob King for his company King Enterprises as distributed by Juicy Entertainment. The use of a shaded area outside helped make most of the scenes look nice but there was some grain from time to time as fill in lights didn't appear to be standard. The indoor scenes looked pretty good too and had some extra light used to minimize the shadows. Either way, there weren't a lot of camera tricks employed here, with King seemingly trying to let the gals speak for themselves. I saw no compression artifacts or video noise and the flesh tones were very accurate. The audio was a basic stereo track with minimal separation and limited dynamic range but you could hear the background noises in all the outdoor scenes, something that might appeal to the voyeurs out there.

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Body of Review: In this day and age of hardcore gonzo, circus act sex, I sometimes wonder if the porn production companies have forgotten that a lot of folks like the sometimes tamer action found in days of old. I don't necessarily mean the couples oriented feature so much as the way a lot of porn used to be that simply focused on the gal having fun; not seeing how many cocks she can fit inside her body at once. I know this sounds almost heretical in a time when extreme=sales but I know what people tell me and what others ask for so there should be room for more variety than this latest craze. That said, I have noticed some creative attempts by a few companies to provide some alternatives in terms of the types of sex. The latest such attempt would be by director Rob King in his release of Go Fuck Yourself.

The movie was a collection of twenty gals (yes, I said 20!) having solo masturbation scenes (21 in all since the attractive Daphne Rosen gave a second scene) all in minimalist surroundings such as a lawn chair or a couch, each using a vibrator or dildo to get off with. While I know some of you closet homosexuals want to see men in the scenes, especially riding bareback in double anal or double pussy (DAP and DPP) action, this was a pleasant change of pace for those of us that enjoy watching gals have some fun on their own. That said, here's a list of the gals in order of appearance, noting that each scene was remarkably similar in how that gals diddled themselves:

Scene One: Ariana Jollee

Scene Two: Daphne Rosen

Scene Three: Dillan Lauren

Scene Four: Venus

Scene Five: Shayna Knight

Scene Six: Mya Mason

Scene Seven: Barbara Summers

Scene Eight: Cheninn Blanc

Scene Nine: Makayla Cox

Scene Ten: Allysin Chaynes

Scene Eleven: Layla Rivera

Scene Twelve: Cindy Lange

Scene Thirteen: Angel

Scene Fourteen: Sativa Rose

Scene Fifteen: Ava Ramon

Scene Sixteen: Carmen

Scene Seventeen: Rio Mariah

Scene Eighteen: Ginger Spice

Scene Nineteen: Jules Van Saint

Scene Twenty: Jamie Brooks

Scene Twenty One: Daphne Rosen (second scene!)

Summary: Go Fuck Yourself is an expression I get to hear a lot these days given the manner of fair review I offer up that sometimes is a bit tough to swallow in a day when shill reviewers litter the review landscape but we here at DVD Talk attempt to provide an alternative style so that fans of porn (and numerous other digital media) can feel safe buying or renting a title and knowing what they get without the dry laundry lists found all too often. I thought Go Fuck Yourself was a solid alternative for enjoyment and rated it as Recommended based on the attractive and diverse cast, the simple settings that didn't detract from the performances, and the overall heat of the action. My favorite performances were by Ariana Jollee, Rio Mariah, Sativa Rose, and Chennin Blanc but none of them were poorly handles either by the director or performer. While this isn't the type of thing I want to see every day, I had fun with it and appreciated the amount of fuck for the buck it had to offer. If you don't like this type of thing, look elsewhere or follow the title as an instruction manual but I simply don't see too many complaints given the quality of presentation here.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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