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Only The Best Of Seymore Butts 5

Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 5/6/05

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Title: Only the Best of Seymore Butts 5

Genre: Gonzo & Anal

Date: April 2005

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Alisha, Gina, Julie, Olivia, Wendy, Butch, Mark, Ron & Tom

Length: One Hour, 45 minutes without Extras

Audio/Video: In typical Gonzo fashion, the camera is handheld, which lead to technical some issues as opposed to major motion picture cinematography using a stand, set, soundman and proper lighting. The entire DVD was shot from this first person point of view and there was some evident jumpiness and some lighting faux pas. Most of these issues were not overwhelming and correlated with the overall theme of a first person point of view. The sound quality was surprisingly good, with no background soundtrack on any of the scenes. Seymore Butts has been doing this style for quite some time and has worked out a lot of the issues that plagued the genre early in it's development.

Extras: The DVD includes entertaining Spam that are worth visiting. There is an advertisement Seymore's website, 800 number and six of his recent trailers. The trailers were for "Internet Tushy", "Performing Ass", "Seed of Seymore", "High from Europe", "Monkey Business" and "Think Sphinc". They were extended trailers of about 25 total minutes, which were a very entertaining look into Seymore Butt's life. There were some bizarre shots of three women were shaving Seymore's ass crack, which for once I have no words for. All trailers were shot in the same first person gonzo style of the feature. The DVD also has a scene selection feature that not only transfers to the scene of your choice, but allows the viewer to choose by act (introduction, oral, finger, anal, etc) what portion of the scene the viewer would like to visit. Seymore, ever the entrepreneur, also put together an advertisement for a new segment of his growing empire. Seymore Butts is offering to arrange bachelor parties in true Seymore fashion. Judging from the ad, I would be incredibly surprised if this business venture didn't end more than a few engagements prematurely.

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Body of Review: Seymore Butts and new digital recording equipment is credited with turning gonzo porn into a staple in adult industry. It creates the opportunity to make reasonably high production at a minimum cost due to not having to hire a team to shoot your feature. Seymore is also doing his part in continuing the trend to make adult film production part of mainstream general knowledge with his reality show on Showtime, "Family Business". The Best of Seymore Butts 5 shows what he can create with only a few models, somebody's house and a digital camera. This was four of his 'best' scenes with a little bit for everyone. It had one on one action, one woman with two men, and two girls and one incredibly famous fat and hairy porn star.

Scene 1: Wendy, Tom & Mark from "Behind the Spinc Door"

Seymore arrives late to a house only to find a beautiful brunette and two strapping young bucks naked on a bed. Thankfully for the DVD's sake they were able restrain themselves until Seymore & the camera arrived. The three some started with some excellent oral shots, heavy on deep-throating. They respond to Seymore's quiet direction in true professional form and some very light male rimming involved. She looked great getting stuffed from both ends and took anal and a Double Penetration with passionate concentrated look on her face. Either that, or she was concentrating on not being split in two. The scene ended with a double smiling facial. This was a very energetic scene that seemed to be greatly enjoyed by the female lead.

Scene 2: Seymore & Alisha from "Seymore Butts does Europe Part I"

The next scene starts off with Seymore "dropping a kid off at the pool", followed by him showing his bidet technique and drying his ass with a towel in an Italian hotel room. Believe it or not, this is not the best tease material I have ever witnessed in adult entertainment. Thankfully, Seymore had a young female caller dressed in a nice lingerie set waiting for him on the bed. The lingerie was quickly discarded and the little brunette slut was holding the camera with close-ups of Seymore French kissing her clit, making sounds reminiscent of a pig wallowing in mud. She then passed the camera back and begged him to fuck her ass, to not even bother with her pussy. He started in by fingering her ass while she worked on her clit, until you squirted all over herself and the camera, leaving her paralyzed by her pleasure. She then went on to give the wettest blowjob and male rimming I have ever seen. Not from saliva in typical fashion, but from a giant bottle of lube. She lubed up Seymore's beef stick, blew him and intermediately added more lube during the felating. She then bends over and begs for her ass to get poked by Seymore's flesh dagger, revealing a "Seymore Butts" tattoo across the lower back. She proceeds to smack her own ass and add her own lube with some serious sessions of tasting the lube-covered cock straight from her butt. This woman will be the new standard by which all other butt sluts will be measured. This is a crazy scene that was a bit too over the top for me. No question the girl enjoyed what she was doing and was really into Seymore, but came off a bit psychotic.

Scene 3: Gina, Julie & Ron from "Backdoor to Buttsville"

A knock on the Seymore's door reveals the defining face of male porn in all of his mustached glory, Ron Jeremy. The hedgehog is joined by tall leggy short-haired blonde in a sun dress and introduced to one of Seymore's girls of girls in the living room, Gina. Gina is a small dark skinned girl with long hair and a beautiful smile, who introduces herself to Julie by lifting her dress over he head and licking her nipples. The two continue to work each other until the Legendary Ron Jeremy jumps into the fray. Gina begins deep-throating the legend with gusto that would have made Linda Lovelace proud. Gina takes Ron in the missionary, before taking his wrath to Julie. Julie somehow fits the hog balls deep into her ass. The scene ends with a nice facial and cum-swap. Good intense scene, that once again looked as thought it was thoroughly enjoyed by the participants.

Scene 4: Olivia & Butch From "Backdoor to Buttsville"

Seymore is late once again, this time to a pool party at his house staring Butch & Olivia. After the obligatory introductions, Olivia, the girl in the lower right portion of the cover, begins to blow Butch with her double pierced tongue. The oral portion was great and well done. The sex was a little rough with some light choking and face fucking. The scene to me felt hollow, partially due to the fact that Olivia never took off her sunglasses. Her body language verified that she didn't want to be there and she did everything short of checking her watch or ask when she could go. A rare Seymore scene that created negative heat.

Summary: Rent this DVD, since this is not Seymore's best work, despite the title. It's still has some fun freaky perversion, two very solid scenes and entertaining trailers, but you can find much better value for your buck in some of Seymore Butt's other titles.


Colonel Mustard

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