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Britney Rears Wild Back Stage Sex Party

Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/10/05

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Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex Party

VCA Pictures/X-Play

Genre: Feature

Director: Will Ryder

Cast: Nicole Brazzle, Billy Glide, Dawn Kelly, Mila Brazil, Ken Masters, Nyomi Marcela, Tommy Gun, Jessica "Britney Rears" Sweet, Seth Dickens, Takota, Andrew Andretti, Mr. Marcus
Non-sex roles: Wankus, August, Serena Marcus, Scott David, Will Ryder, numerous others that were uncredited

Length: 92 minutes

Dates of Production: 9/25/2004, 10/12/2004

Extra's: I've noticed VCA's extras in recent years have dropped off the map with almost nothing worth mentioning in many of their new releases. Thankfully, this was not the case here with the best extra being an over 90 minute long set of Behind the Scenes footage by Dominic, interviews, and photoshoots, including the music work. This was as long as the movie and added some great value to the DVD. There was an okay bonus sex scene too, a photogallery, a cast biography for Jessica (ignoring her body of work before this latest incarnation as Britney Rears) Sweet, and some spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex Party was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was directed in by "Will Ryder" for X-Play to be distributed by VCA Pictures. The colors were accurate, the grain minimal, and the overall quality of the picture decent but there were times that the camera angles were uncomplimentary to the cast (zooming in on ass and crotch zits, stretch marks, etc.). There were also a few compression artifacts from time to time but nothing worth dwelling on. The stereo audio was about average on the vocals but the "Britney Rears" theme song was cute, if repetitive, and I hope a follow-up release will offer more variety to the musical aspects of the movie.

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Body of Review: It should come as no surprise that porn parodies have long been a staple of the industry; though admittedly companies have shied away from them in recent years as the threat of lawsuits looms ever larger (being able to win such a suit doesn't matter if you have to spend tons of money doing so). Another form of parody long accepted in the industry uses the performer's name to create a bit of buzz. The latest such case is with "Britney Rears", the alter ego of Jessica Sweet, an established performer that has given numerous decent sexual performances and bears, if with several beers in a guy, a slight resemblance to mainstream pop star Britney Spears. X-Play, in conjunction with VCA, has decided to take that resemblance and run with it for all it's worth, promoting Jessica all over the place, including the infamous Howard Stern Show. The first release under this pen name is Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex Party, a movie that catches a pop star on tour as she and her friends have sex with whomever they can. It was a cute flick and fans of the real pop singer might find it worth their time but read the scene description below to get an idea of the specifics offered:

Scene One: Nicole Brazzle, an attractive blonde with some nice curves, began the sexual activity by blowing studly Billy Glide on a couch while her friends watched and lent a hand. It was an aggressively good time with her taking charge of him (I still think her accent is overdone though) and aside from some camera work that zoomed in on her crotch zits and stretch marks, it looked very good too. He boned her after the oral and then blond Dawn Kelly joined in to liven it up even more. Nicole's dirty talk also seemed a bit out of place at times and the fact that Dawn only gave some oral was problematic for me but she did excel at it so fans of oral only action may enjoy her contribution more than I did.

Scene Two: Mila Brazil, a dark skinned Brazilian with a girlish figure except her temptingly round ass, was up next in a scene at night by the pool with Ken Masters. She didn't seem very skillful at sucking his dick and she was far too passive in the vaginal and anal for my tastes. Let's face it, if we wanted a gal to just lie there and take a dick, we could probably all find that with our wives, girlfriends, or gal we meet at a bar looking for a way to spend a few hours. In short, she was the least inspiring gal of the movie and her looks were only part of the reason I'd never watch this one again.

Scene Three: Nyomi Marcela, a well known Asian cutie with a lean body and attractive face, and muscular Tommy Gun were up next in a scene on the couch from scene one. It was pleasant enough with oral and straight sex being the mainstays here but set itself apart by offering up a playfulness beyond the basics. She did PTM (pussy to mouth) and he rimmed her before some slightly mechanical screwing. Dawn Kelly joined them to give Tommy some more oral but she stopped once again and didn't do anything else.

Scene Four: Jessica "Britney Rears" Sweet, the lead female of the movie, finally got some action on a bed in a motel room with Seth Dickens. He went down on her and she reciprocated before they screwed like happy little bunnies. I liked the doggy style more than the other scenes and after some more vaginal action, the couple turned to an anal pounding that she seemed quite capable of handling, even doing some ATM (ass to mouth) before he blew his small load. This was the scene that made the movie in terms of marketability and it wasn't a bad one but it couldn't possibly live up to the hype surrounding the initial release (and didn't). It had some replay value but, for the most part at least, it was mechanically done and formulaic porn generally doesn't work for me unless they do something special.

Scene Five: Takota, a very cute brunette with very long, straight hair, was up next in a bathtub scene with Andrew Andretti. Covered in soap suds as she blew him with a sultry passion, this lean young hotty looked great even if she should've turned up the heat a notch or two. Fans of all natural gals will appreciate that she seemed almost like a neophyte at having sex on camera (even during the PTM) with limited movement (too passive) and a near complete shut down of her face during the facial (almost as if she were afraid of it). If she picks up a few tricks, I'd like to see more of her but this was a limited scene in most ways too.

Scene Six: Jessica "Britney Rears" Sweet, after giving a short little striptease (something that should've been longer in my opinion), had the final scene with Mr. Marcus in the tour bus. It was oral only and while energetic, could've been so much more. Using her hand to stroke him as she sucked with abandon; she slobbed his knob almost as if she finally decided to turn on the heat. Why she didn't do this earlier and why the sex stopped with the oral (this was a short movie folks) I have no idea but he worked out a load into her mouth and onto her face and it was pretty good for all its limitations.

Summary: Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex Party was something less than the title advertises but if you've never watched a porno it might be just enough for you to fantasize about the celebrity (Britney Spears) until someone steals her private stash of sex tapes like Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee encountered a number of years back. Jessica's resemblance to the pop star isn't exactly earth shattering but if you squint a little, have a few drinks, and otherwise wish it to be, you'll be all set. I liked most of the technical matters, the attractive cast, and the concept but it needed more spit and polish to live up to the potential. I'm rating it as a Rent It for most fans of porn but newbies may think it's much better. In short, Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex Party was a series of unrelated vignettes thrown together as if to display the wayward sexual escapades of a popular pop music diva with limited passion but enough material to keep fans of the "real" singer stroking away.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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