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Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore


Studio: Sex Z Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/10/05



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore

Legend/X-traordinary Pictures

Genre: Compilation, Lauren Phoenix

Director: Jerome Tanner (scenes), Kid Tea (compilation itself)

Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Joel Lawrence, Steve Holmes, Reno/Dude, Evan Stone

Length: 83.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 9/16/2004, 9/17/2004, 9/18/2004, 10/21/2004, 10/22/2004, 11/18/2004, 11/19/2004

Extra's: The only extras here were the very short biography and the short photogallery (unless you consider spam to be an extra).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore was presented in both non-anamorphic widescreen as well as 1.33:1 ratio full frame, depending on the scene. It appeared as though these were the original aspect ratios of the scenes as they were filmed by director Jerome Tanner but I haven't seen them so I can't state this as a fact. Overall though, the colors were accurate, the grain minimal, the video noise well within acceptable parameters, and the number of compression artifacts better than average for a Legend release. The camera angles were almost always complimentary and a credit to both Lauren's beauty as well as Jerome's skill with a camera. The stereo audio was presented in the usual stereo English but it almost all came out of the front center channel rather than display and separation.

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Body of Review: Lauren Phoenix is currently one of the most sought after porn performers in the entire world for her heated sexual escapades that include anal sex in almost every scene. Her girl next door looks, muscular legs, and otherwise all natural body appeal to men from all kinds of backgrounds so it comes as no surprise that Legend would make her the subject of their latest compilation from their Filthy Whore series. Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore was a collection of scenes made a while back for various movies (listed below) in the Legend empire so fans of Lauren's may want to check this one out (as long as they understand that she did not do any anal here). That said, here's a look at the scenes by title, cast and actions, noting that no condoms were used by anyone:

Scene One: News Girl: Lauren Phoenix, the honey on the front DVD cover, took care of Joel Lawrence, inside his study/office while wearing some neon pink pants that showed every crack and crevice on her lower body. The oral was energetic but like the other scenes here, there was no anal. This was a surprise since her name is currently synonymous with a good anal plunging and I'll admit that I felt a bit cheated when I discovered this fact (heck, the back cover said "…a phat juicy ass that just won't quit…"). Oh well, at least she kept her dirty mouth here and used it to keep Joel on the edge.

Scene Two: A Day Without Whores: Lauren Phoenix, wearing only a loose top and some stripper shoes, went glory holing with Steve Holmes in the next scene. If the sex had been totally anonymous, I'd have liked it better but since he could (and did) look over the wall, the effect was diminished). From no hands oral to getting boned in a small cage, Lauren still managed to look good even if she didn't take anal sex. Like the last scene, her partner jerked his load onto her tight pussy rather than give her a facial.

Scene Three: Dear Whore 4: Lauren Phoenix, wearing yet another sparkly outfit that hugged her curves, gave a lesson in male versus female brain structure (it was very funny and more than a little bit accurate), but started her scene wearing a neon purple crop top as she sat on Reno/Dude's face. The two discussed philosophy as he ate her out and she returned the favor soon after by giving one of those keen blowjobs of hers. The two screwed vaginally, like the other scenes, and the sweaty gal gave lots of dirty talk to boot. This time though, she took the facial like a champion.

Scene Four: Twenty Pages: Lauren Phoenix, sitting back in a chair wearing only some skimpy purple panties, wanted to end the movie she was in by railing about how tough the life of a porno writer could be but managed to find a medium sized dildo to play with at her desk. Steve Holmes was her partner again and she tore into his penis as though she were on the bonus plan with another great blowjob. The movie did remind me that before Lauren was one of the top anal queens, she was known as a fellatrix extraordinaire and this scene was no different (she even rimmed him). They sure didn't screw much and he rubbed out a load to her face that she rubbed in like facial cream.

Scene Five: Love Sucks: Lauren Phoenix, wearing a black dress that accentuated her powerful legs, walked in on the mighty Evan Stone as he was preparing to get himself some dead pussy (he was in the morgue, chatting it up with a corpse). He convinced her to join him in a bit of lively sex without the corpse which appealed to her a lot more. It was the most playful of the show but it seemed to finish up in no time with the same oral and straight the other scenes offered. It ended when he jerked off a large load to her mouth and face as she asked for more.

Summary: Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore appealed to me from the first ripple of Lauren's sweet ass cheeks to the last drop of Evan's goo dripping off her face but it was kind of limited compared to the types of porn she makes not. It was good enough to warrant a rating of Rent It or better for me but I'm a big fan of hers so your mileage will vary considerably. Check it out first unless you're one of those fans that has never seen her in person since she really does have a lot to offer the community but with minimal extras and lacking her trademarked anal action, your results will vary.

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You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon



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