Cast: Bridgette Kerkove, Ashley Blue, Steve Hooper, Lisa Lee, Nicoletta, Gia Paloma, Alex Sanders, Laurel Berry, Chris Charming, Katsumi, Steve Taylor, Rich Handsome, Marco Duato, Johnny "Bad Bob" Thrust
Length: 144 minutes
Date of Production: 11/11/2003
Extra's: The best extra by most standards would be the 28.5 minute long bonus scene between Sharon Wild (a curvy blonde with some awesome moves) and a black guy (who's name escapes me at this writing). It was on a bed after some heated tease footage outdoors and was very well done in most respects. I also liked the 14.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature as it gave the cast a chance to play around and the viewer a chance to see all the flaws the scenes had edited out. There were also trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot compilation, and some spam but the first two were the only extras adding value to the DVD package.
Audio/Video Quality: Dirrty 3 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Bridgette Kerkove for Metro Interactive's FusXion line. The colors were nicely accurate, the amount of grain minimal, and the lighting pretty solid although some of the camera angles weren't flattering to all of the women. The editing also seemed rushed in some cases but I think the overall quality of the visual aspects of the movie were favorable. The audio was presented in the same stereo English that has minimal separation and dynamic range but it wasn't much different than scores of other releases these days so I won't bag on it too hard.
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Body of Review: One of the recent controversies in porn is how many movies seem to credit performers as the director when it is clearly the case that someone else did the directing. Personally, I couldn't care less who directs a movie if it "looks" the same and employs the same style as the one credited as directing is known for. While this is an issue at the moment, it has long been established as standard operating procedure in porn, from the early days when you could go to jail to recent years when absentee "directors" left the production in the hands of capable assistants (Mike Quasar had long been known as the "real" director behind many releases at Metro in years gone by as one prime example). The latest director under fire is Bridgette Kerkove, the anal queen performer turned director, who has been accused of having her husband Skeeter direct for her. After all, movies from both of them use the same outfits, formulas, lighting, set and list of acts with the photography often looking identical (I'd challenge fans to set up a blind test for friends to pick between two of their movies), so the natural conclusion is that the same person directs, right? Well, whatever the actual case is, if you like their style, it's a moot point. The latest released collaboration between this couple (filmed in 2003 though) is Dirrty 3, a series of hardcore anal scenes with a cast of playful gals wearing fetish attire and doing it all for your viewing pleasure. If you really care to know who directed it, ask the Kerkoves but here's a look at some pretty heated sex scenes:
Scene One: Bridgette Kerkove, the blonde on the front DVD cover wearing fishnets and thigh high boots, Ashley Blue, the well known contract brunette, and Australian Steve Hooper were up first after the obligatory tease footage took place. The scenario centered on him being a florist (it was all done tongue in cheek though) and them being bored housewives. The sex was mostly oral and anal, with lots of ATM (with variations), as he hammered away at the gals. Bridgette was the more sexually aggressive of the two gals but Ashley showed why she earned her contract elsewhere too and there was a lot of energy as they vocally enjoyed the action. Say what you will about Bridgette being used up after years of performing (I'm not one to say that though) but she proved her skill once more here. If you like energy, talent, and even a good measure of chemistry, this was well worth your time and money.
Scene Two: Lisa Lee, a curvy blonde with a sweet ass, began the next scene by climbing up the staircase wearing a pink two piece outfit and some black PVC thigh high boots (like Bridgette did in the first scene). She looked a lot like the MILF next door that you'd screw after a few drinks at a local bar; not unattractive but not exactly a beauty either. Her tease was a bit less involved and her partner (I want to say he's Marco Duato but Metro neglected to add credits for the men) went right into licking her all over as she sat back on the couch. They worked well together (they claimed to be a real life team too in the BTS feature) from the oral to the anal sex and showed a good amount of chemistry and energy with one another. I didn't like her implants and thought she could've used a bit more variety in her vocal comments but the scene was pretty good overall; ending with him jerking off onto her spread asshole then licking him clean.
Scene Three: Nicoletta, a skinny blonde cutie wearing a sexy black lingerie getup that truly enhanced her look, and hotty Gia Paloma, wearing an equally sexy outfit of black and pink, started off with the tease footage followed by some bedroom lesbian action. Gia was the most sexually aggressive and studly Alex Sanders was the lucky guy to tap both of them. They did some fine oral work and lots of anal (with vaginal taking a distant third place) with plenty of ATM (and ATOGM) too. Fans might like that the gals always kept busy as Alex boned one, the other gal would lick & suck her friend or him, something more porn directors need to embrace (seeing a gal sitting there waiting for her turn is lame). The energy was decent and while the chemistry varied a lot, there was enough to warrant me watching the scene more than once.
Scene Four: Laurel Berry, a brunette with a slightly chunky ass but a decidedly beautiful face, was up next as she followed the formula and walked the stairs in her black PVC and blue fishnet outfit. Her massive head of hair contributed to her sultry look and seeing her with Chris Charming and Bad Bob was pretty interesting. Her oral wasn't as developed as I prefer to see but she looked great in every aspect of the scene as they took turns screwing her pussy and ass, culminating with a DP for those who care. While most of the DVD was full of anal sex, she stuck with a lot of vaginal and it looked tight enough to me (okay, I like pussy and I'm not afraid to admit it). What I didn't like about the scene was the lack of energy on her part (the men did most of the work) and the sheer number of zits on her ass (something likely caused by her choice of birth control pill) but in a just world, she would've been on the front DVD cover given her beauty.
Scene Five: Katsumi, one of the leading Asian gals in porn for a long time, showed some contrast as she wore a red PVC outfit rather than the standardized black the others wore. She's long proven her skill at milking a nut or twelve and the tease footage was very enticing as expected. I think her partners were Rich Handsome and Bob but they were merely meat puppets for her to play with; much like a sex toy would be for a normal gal. She gave the best head of the movie before the guys started taking turns screwing her pussy and ass with her meeting their every thrust as if on the bonus plan. She also tasted her own juices (ATM and PTM) at regular intervals and asked to be spanked to heat up the scene. While I'm not her biggest fan (I like her well enough), she was probably the best lay of the movie if you keep score for her well rounded skills and enthusiasm but some of the others came close at times.
Summary: Dirrty 3 was worth a rating of Recommended based on the quality of the cast, the technical values, and the amount of fuck for the buck you'll get if you're into the formula used here. While a bit more polishing up might've made it even better, it had sufficient replay value to warrant getting it rather than renting it and tossing money out the window. Not all the gals were as talented as each other but there was a lot to enjoy as they each took copious amounts of bonage in their asses and other holes, the general idea being how "dirty" they were for enjoying it so much. In short, while not the best release from the Kerkove clan, Dirrty 3 measured up to much of what they have done at Metro Interactive and elsewhere so give it a look.
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