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Ghost Bangers

Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 5/17/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Foreign Features

Director: Andrea di Angelo

Cast: Claudia Ferrari, Linda Shane, Sylvia Taylor, Tera Bond, Horst Baron, Kevin Solo, Lauro Giotto & Ricardo Bell

Length: One Hour Thirty eight minutes without Extras

Audio/Video: The video in this feature was in the crystal clear picture identified with Private production, however the audio left a lot to be desired. Since Ghost Bangers was shot in a castle, echoing of moaning was prevalent throughout the feature. As in most Private films, the original dialogue was shot in a language other than English and than dubbed into the various languages. The weird thing is that the moaning was also dubbed over, but somehow the echoing remained.

Extras: The DVD starts out with a trailer for the new blockbuster trilogy, Private Chateau directed by Pierre Woodman. The trailer runs for around 3 minutes and looks stunning in the same genre of other blockbusters by Private such as Tatiana & Gladiator. Additional Trailers, such as "Sex & Revenge 2", "The Private Life of Cristina Bella", "Cum on my face", "The Private Life of Pierre Woodman 2" and "XXX 19" were present. There was an incredibly unentertaining 10 minute behind the scenes featurette. There were also photobooks and a boat load of SPAM in typical Private fashion.

Body of Review: This movie is supposedly based on a true story, and is as close to an all-sex movie as possible, yet still maintaining somewhat of a plot. I would be surprised if more than 50 words were dubbed back in over the entire 90 minutes. The story starts out in the late 1700s where a royal Murder/Suicide occurs in a castle. Close to 300 years later, the castle is being sold and is rumored to be haunted. This movie features tons of sex, anal sex, double penetrations and some costume and fetish wear.

Scene 1: Blondie & Demia Moore from "Cape Town 2", December 1995

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Claudia Ferrari is the Baroness in a local manor in France in the late 1700s. She falls in love with the Count and physically shows her affection right there in the castle. Claudia shows off her talented oral skills and gets her snatch taste tested like a buttered croissant, before taking the royal cock in her muff in reverse cowgirl and doggy style before the count takes "the road less traveled" and attempts to stretch her colon as far as humanly possible. After delegating the royal goo on her chin and mouth, the Baron walks in and in a fit of rage, murders both the cheaters before ending his own life. This scene wasn't very good due to Claudia's weird facial expressions during sex and the horrible moaning sounds.

Scene 2: Linda Shane

The castle is now on the market and is being shown to two perspective clients and when relating the story of the market, being telling of the former sexual exploits of the Baron. The Baron goes into see one of the maids cleaning the library. He asks her to continue and crawl up on the table to continue cleaning. He then lifts up her ankle length skirt and tastes her ass. The maid, in old maid uniform, complete with hat, services her employer orally. He then leans her over the table and reams her endlessly before paying her with a face full of royal semen. This is a well done scene, especially compared to the first, but a step below Private's typical standards.

Scene 3: Sylvia Taylor

The female prospective client is getting really horny after all the talks of haunting and tells her husband that she wants two. When the real estate agent returns she begins to rub him. After receiving permission from the husband, the real estate agent begins to work on the cute blonde's beaver. She rides him like a champ cowgirl style and doggy. The husband finally tires of pounding his pud on the couch and jumps into the action and receives some oral attention from his wife while the real estate agent hits her from the south. He then moves over and the two double plug her for a bit. She seems to be either really into the double holing or is being split in half. The two prospective business partners then jerk off onto her beautiful face. Great scene. This is why Private is considered by many to be the leader in the adult industry.

Scene 4:Claudia Ferrari

Claudia is back, still in full white powdered wig as a ghost in the present day. She wakes up the new owner of the castle and invites him back into one of the many castle bedrooms, where she bends over and gets her ghostly snatch eaten. She gets poked and poked again in several positions, including taking it up the deceased tailpipe before taking demon seed across the mug. The Hungarian actress is not very appealing and the faces and sounds that she makes the scene quite awkward to watch.

Scene 5: Sylvia Taylor

The main girl on the DVD cover is back and sleeping in a full-length fetish wear fish net stocking. After their murderous disagreement several hundred years previous, the Count and the Baron have reconciled and appear before Sylvia. The two studs used every hole and every angle to their advantage, including some great cowgirl shots and some more painful or joyful double penetration, ending with the two jerking off on her beautiful face. This is another great scene due to the enthusiasm and beauty of the young Hungarian actress.

Scene 6: Tera Bond

Tera Bond is the fourth Hungarian to wear a cum-stash in the feature. She's the girlfriend of the real estate agent. After the two clients are creeped out by their ghostly pork sessions, the castle is back on the market and the real estate agent has earned a large commission on the transaction. Tera is a beautiful blonde who fucks and sucks like her paycheck depended on it. After taking some nice anal, she's earns a large white liquid commission payment of her own that she happily takes on the chin and mouth.

Summary: Everything on the DVD, not involving Claudia Ferrari was quite entertaining. It's an absolute shame they couldn't find another actress in the same vein of Tera, Linda and Sylvia. There are also some really annoying Audio issues associated with the film, with a little over-directing of the facials, which appear in slow motion black and white. However, the other four scenes make up for the other shortcomings. I recommend this DVD as a something to watch on a weary Sunday afternoon.


Colonel Mustard

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