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Seymore Butts' Welcum to Casa Butts, Again!

Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 5/19/05

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Gonzo & Anal

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast:Mari Possa, Flower, Alicia Rhodes, Jackie Moore, Nikki Blaze, Selena Silver, Venus & Alexis Malone

Length:One Hour forty minutes without extras

Audio/Video: In typical Gonzo fashion, the camera is handheld, which lead to technical some issues as opposed to major motion picture cinematography using a stand, set, soundman and proper lighting. Over the years, Seymore has refined this process and has gotten quite good with the hand held camera and in this film has even enlisted the help of another camera-person for some of the scenes. Three of the four scenes were shot outside, but Seymore seemed to eliminate some of the major issues with shooting outdoors.

Extras: The DVD includes entertaining Spam that are worth visiting. There is an advertisement Seymore's website and six of his recent trailers. They were extended trailers of about 25 total minutes, which were quite entertaining. All trailers were shot in the same first person gonzo style of the feature. The DVD also has a scene selection feature that not only transfers you to the scene of your choice, but allows the viewer to choose by act (oral, anal, etc) what portion of the scene the viewer would like to visit. Seymore, ever the entrepreneur, also put together an advertisement for a new portion of his growing empire. Seymore Butts is offering to arrange bachelor parties in true Seymore fashion. If your female fiancÚ allows you to attend a bachelor party thrown by Seymore Butts, you've found the perfect mate, or she's just after you for your money.

Body of Review: How can Seymore be expected to give a proper tour of his new house with all this Anal sex going on? Seymore Butts and new digital recording equipment is credited with bringing gonzo as a staple in adult industry. This reality porn style has become the focus of a lot of wannabe pornographers, but Seymore is truly the best known and leader in this style. This episode of Seymore's life focuses on two items. The first item is the "Stud Search" sponsored by Seymore and is the grand finale of the search shown on "Family Business" on Showtime. The second piece surrounds Seymore moving into his new house. This gonzo styled view of a far from normal few days in the life of Seymore Butts focuses on oral sex, group sex and of course, hardcore anal sex.

Scene 1:Mari Possa

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Seymore is having a tough day and is feeling a bit down in the dumps. He's having house issues and his "Stud Search" hasn't produced the types of studs Seymore was hoping for. After explaining this to XXX, she offers to make him feel better by giving his under-carriage a bit of serious oral attention. After a very sloppy blow job with tons of spit, shot from Seymore's point of view, she moves down and tosses his salad while performing the five knuckle shuffle on Seymore's ample prick. If you don't like to see a male getting his asshole eaten out, this is not the scene for you. Seymore climaxes all over himself and almost "cums on my own face". Not being the big fan of male rimming, I found this scene rather tough to stomach.

Scene 2: Venus & Selena Silver

The actual Stud Search is next. All the preliminary rounds were shown on Showtime, where I guess they got down to the final three. The three guys are dressed in Arabian headgear and thongs and are sitting on a stage as Seymore informs them of the rules. They have 45 minutes to show their stuff with two young vixens lying anxiously on a large wrestling mat like area. One contestant after an extremely brief oral session goes straight for the Anal sex and bounces Venus on his sick. He starts out to fast and ends up blowing his load well to quick into the scene. As the other two guys plug away on the two very willing girls, one guy has trouble keeping his erection and is sent back to the bench where he's madly fluffing away trying to get hard again. The third contestant is going strong, hitting both girls in every position that can come to his mind, doggy, cow girl, missionary, anal and straight. Both girls tag team him a bit and he can't control his demon seed and throws it on the chest of one of the girls before the time limit. The final minutes of the scene are spent with the girls going down on one another, all three "studs" spent. There were some brief attempts to get back into the mix, but it didn't work out. Seymore informed the three that none of them were considered "studly". While this scene was entertaining, it was almost as if you were watching a contest on TV and not two beautiful girls getting railed. Due to the contest setup, the scene lacked heat.

Scene 3: Nikki Blaze

Seymore is giving us a tour of his new house, first the kitchen and then outside to his back yard only to find a young looking thick blonde with multiple piercings in her navel & clit orally servicing a tattooed gentleman on a cement lawn chair. During a quick impromptu interview of the young girl while bobbing on the nob, she states that she would love to have this dick up her ass. Not wanting to displease company of Seymore, the tattooed gentleman goes straight for her chocolate starfish reverse cowgirl style. This girl loves to be sodomized so much, that a slip ended up her love canal, she stated "wrong hole" before throwing the cock back into her rear. She took it doggy style with her face buried in on the lawn chair before getting her face covered with sun block shooting from the tip of his dick. This was a great scene, with a ton of energy. Watching the young blond request a dick up her ass was truly appealing.

Scene 4: Alexis Malone, Jackie Moore & Flower

During the anal reaming on the lawn chair, in the background we see three young naked blondes escorting a large black man, all naked as the day they were born, to another part of the back yard. We catch up to the group in the gazebo where the three of them are sharing the Mississippi black snake as if it was the last Popsicle on a hot summer day. As not to be completely naked, the large Adonis threw on some large gold jewelry on his wrists and around his neck. After a long oral session the he starts poking in every hole that he can find. The highlight of the entire scene was when the three girls were taking time riding the chocolate meat bat anal reverse cowgirl. To make the scene even more complicated one of the girls is a squirter and his spraying her juices with a large glass dildo operated by our host, Seymore. The scene ends with the strapping young buck with the jewelry jerking off all over the three agape mouths. This is another great scene from Seymore butts.

Scene 5: Alicia Rhodes & Mari Possa

During the last portion of the scene, two other young girls, identified only that they were still dressed come by the gazebo to check out the ongoings. They leave and later, Seymore catches up to them in yet another portion of the back yard, on a towel, where one girl is wearing a strap on plugging away on the other. The two use plenty of toys and give each other double penetrations and use the double dong with the skill of seasoned veterans. This scene is short and generally, I'm not a huge fan of lesbian scenes, but this one made one's toes curl.

Summary: This DVD is worth renting, but you can find better bang for you buck. Two of the scenes were scorching hot, two were entertaining and one was watching a man get his salad tossed. If you like male rimming, and need to see the continuation of your favorite reality TV show, "Family Business" on Showtime, than the rating would be much higher.


Colonel Mustard

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