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Lick Between the Lines

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 5/24/05

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Lesbian, all sex

Director: Jewel De'Nyle

Cast: Samantha Ryan, Jamie Brooks, Candi Apple, Trinity, Jenaveve Jolie, Tiffany Taylor, Kimberly Kane, Summer Raine, Melissa Lauren and Sandra Romaine

Length: 2 hours 7 minutes without Extras

Audio/Video: This lesbian all sex DVD was well shot with bright lighting and clear audio. Each scene starts off with a quick tease with the two girls making out with some techno style music dominating the visuals. Thankfully, once things get heated, the techno beat is replaced with the sounds of lesbian love. Nothing else about the Audio & Video deterred from the feature.

Extras: The DVD Extras on this DVD are somewhat entertaining. There is a quick ten-minute behind the scenes featurette, which is just a moving version of the photo book entailing the graphic positions used in the movies. There is another featurette of a photo shoot for the various actresses that's a little more "NC-17" with plenty of nudity, but not the penetration of the other. Both of these, while providing some nudity aren't really worth seeing. There is also a link to the website ad for www.clubplatinumx.com and trailers for some upcoming features, including "The Whore Next Door", "Fire Bush 2", Teen Fuck Holes" and "Open for Anal".

Body of Review: Jewel De'Nyle and Platinum X Pictures teams up and brings you a hardcore lesbian DVD with no toys, yet plenty of digital and oral penetration in just about every imaginable form. This is not your father's fluffy pillows and teddy bear type of lesbian DVD. The sex was rough and featured slapping of the face, breasts and muff, along with some choking, spitting, gagging (on fingers), PTM, ATM and gaping. There is also tons of foot and shoe play in most of these scenes. Jewel seems determined to prove that you don't need real or fake phalluses to create hardcore circus sex that's fun for the whole family.

Scene 1: Samantha Ryan & Jaime Brooks

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A slightly built brunette with small tits & platinum haired larger girl wearing a fish net top are making out to some techno beats on a black leather couch. After the clothes are off, nipple licking and cunnilingus become the focus with plenty of finger bang bang. Being of total contrasts, the blond wore no pubic hair, while the brunette had quite the burger of fur. The blonde is very aggressive and uses tons of dirty talk, and slaps the brunette's tits and face. There is plenty of taste testing of all orifices and fingers. There was also a feeling of a domination and submission between these two. Even though both girls looked as if they enjoyed their sex with a side order of slapping and humiliation, this scene didn't do much for me at all.

Scene 2: Candi Apple & Trinity

The second scene features a lily white dirty blonde girl and a tanned exotic looking raven haired beauty going at it on the same couch as the previous scene. These two were started out much nicer to one another and shared several climaxes before they began to start opening each other up. What I mean by "opening each other up", is one girl would place four fingers from BOTH hands up a hole (take your pick), before the hands were moved apart, so with a little imagination you can almost picture small intestine or uterus. After a few sessions like these, I'm not sure either of these girls would blink during childbirth. It was a very energetic scene and big step up from the first scene. The lesbian gaping without tool assistance was a first for me, and found it more anatomically amusing than erotic, but both girls enjoyed it and rang the bell a few times before and during the circus acts.

Scene 3: Jenaveve Jolie & Tiffany Taylor

The third scene places two girls together with great chemistry with one another in a more playful manner than the previous two scenes. Both girls are very slim and attractive brunettes with small perky breasts. They share some nice kissing, that sometimes lacks in lesbian sex on DVD, before playing with one another's private areas. They two eat each other out and throw in some a little salad tossing for variety. The two of them are much more playful and hot than abusive and hot like the previous scenes.

Scene 4: Kimberly Kane & Summer Raine

The fourth scene on the DVD pits two girls against one another that look more actual lesbian than most of the adult industry would like us to believe. This is not a good thing, as the "male" role is played by a butch blonde girl with the sexual appetite of a grizzly bear in heat. Her partner is slim brunette with small pierced breasts, tattoos and hairy muff. The blonde attacks the young girl and pins her to the side of the couch for some aggressive labia lacking, and tit smacking. Thankfully, the brunette and take it and dish it out with equal force. At one point the blonde is rubbing beavers cowgirl style with the brunette and yells "I wish I had a cock". If she had a cock, real or otherwise, she would not have been eligible to perform for this feature. I wish she had a cock as well, so I wouldn't have had to sit through this scene.

Scene 5: Melissa Lauren & Sandra Romane

The grand finale are the two cover gals in red fetish wear and huge high heels and tons of makeup who start things out by making out a bit for the tease portion with the techno portion of the footage. Once the techo stops and the action begins, we're in for an all out war. I've actually seem street fights with less aggression. They slap each other's genitals, breasts and faces, even spitting on each other's faces. The blonde actually drags the brunette by the hair from the floor to the couch. I was waiting for one of these two to 'cross the line' and get punched in the mouth. These beautiful women transform into ghouls as their makeup runs down their faces, while they open up each other in every way possible, including anal and vaginal digital gaping. This scene, although very entertaining due to the circus act stuff performed on one another wasn't very appealing to me at all to the brutality. The two actresses loved it and seemed truly spent and ended the scene with some physical kindness nowhere in the preceding 20 minutes.

Summary: I'm not a gigantic fan of veggie porn and this movie was no exception. Jewel did succeed in creating a incredibly hardcore lesbian movie with all the circus acts prevalent in many 'straight' film titles without the assistance of any toys. There were a couple of scenes worth watching, but this film in three of the scenes that it was more of a XXX version of pro wrestling than pornography. Rent this DVD and you'll find some entertaining circus sex, and some literal hardcore slap and tickle sessions.


Colonel Mustard

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