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Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 5/24/05



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Lesbian

Director: Patrick Collins

Cast: Karlie Montana, Tiana Lynn, Hillary Scott, Kinzie Kenner, Sammie Rhodes, Kimberly Kane, Alicia Rhodes, Angie Savage, Michelle Lay, Gianna, Persia, Gia Paloma, and Genesis Skye.

Length: Two Hours 13 minutes without Extras

Audio/Video: This movie had some lighting issues on one scene, but is was a rather brief bathtub scene that didn't really deter the result of the feature. The sound was good and obviously shot in digital quality.

Extras: The Extras on this DVD were quite entertaining with a long 30 minute extended behind the scenes video that rates very high on the unintentional comedy scale. The woman parade around the house in curlers without pants and try on a new strap-on as if it were a new pair of sneakers, all the while mumbling sentence fragments. It's reminiscent of the sleep-over party that you dreamed that all the hot girls always had in high school. Or maybe that's just me. There are also trailers for movies such as "Super Squirt", "Big, Wet Black Asses", "Cum Drenched Tits", "Cum Rain, Cum Shine" and "Big Wet Asses 6". There is a photo gallery, and an ad for elegantangel.com. There is also a short and unappealing bonus scene within the extras featuring Tiana Lynn and some squirting.

Body of Review: This movie focuses on a network of prostitution, where the "johns" in this case are actually "joans". Each scene starts off with a very short scene of how contact was made with the world's oldest profession. As the title suggests, there are no flesh cocks in the entire feature. There are plenty of toys in every scene with four of the scenes showing hardcore girl on girl action and two scenes featuring hardcore girl on girl on girl action.

Scene 1: Tiana Lynn & Karlie

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Karlie is dropped off on a street corner in attire that screams 'common street trash'. Thankfully for the real estate value in the area, she's picked up by a black Mercedes and whisked away to Tiana's estate. The two of them are next scene making out in the living room. After some French kissing each other's bald snatches we find Tiana in the tub soaking and rubbing her little man in the canoe. She climaxes and squirts all over the tub. The pair move to the bedroom for some toy play and some more labia lapping followed by Tiana delivering a female ejaculate facial to Karile. Afterwards Tiana states this was the best fifteen dollars she's ever spent. This was a truly hot scene and we were allowed to witness Tiana squirt several times throughout the scene.

Scene 2: Hillary & Kinzie

Hillary has a particularly naughty idea of hiring a call girl for a little role-playing. Kinzie shows up with her long blonde hair tied back in two long braids wearing little tiny multicolored short shorts and top. She's pretending as if she's very young and innocent. Hillary immediately corrupts her by removing her little clothes and kisses her in her "special place". Kinvie returns the favor before the toys are broken out. They use a silver vibrator and a clitoral stimulator vaginally and anally with a little PTM & ATM during the scene. This is another good scene and quite entertaining.

Scene 3: Sammie & Kimberly

Sammie is sitting on her couch a bit bored. She gets on the horn and calls up a girl who can take a beating. To get herself a bit of a primer coat, she starts working herself manually prior to her purchase's arrival. Once Kimberly shows her pretty mug, the two go at it like one of them was coming home from the war. The two of them go through the oral routine before rubbing crotches together as if they were attempting to light their pubes on fire. There was some foot sucking action going on during the belly rubbin'. All bets are off and the toys are brought out. Sammie has quite the plethora of toys to try on Kimberly. This scene, while entertaining, but was no up to the level of the previous two.

Scene 4: Alicia, Angie & Michelle

Angie is minding her own business masturbating on her bed when Alicia & Michelle show up in fetish wear and an attitude to please. Angie is a small petite girl with blond hair and two very large wings tatted on her back. Alicia is a thick blond girl and Michelle is a dark haired beauty that looks as though she belongs on the back of a Haley. The three of them get acquainted by kissing each other where the their bathing suits cover. After the initial oral phase, the ante is upped and the toys are brought out. One of these toys resembles a giant black billy club. Alicia somehow works this gigantic phallic in her ass while Angie gets a self-served double penetration with toys. The strap on comes out of nowhere and Michelle works it as if she was born with it on Alicia. This is a great three way scene with tons of energy with the girls looking like they truly enjoyed each other's company.

Scene 5: Gianna & Persia

Persia is a bit drunk and finishing up a smoke & a bottle of wine awaiting the girl she ordered. When Gianna shows up, she's wearing a long trench coat. This is quickly removed revealing a red fish net top, a g-string and heels. After practicing oral on a wine bottle, Persia slaps on a ball gag mask on Gianna and makes Gianna deep throat her strap-on. Persia gets dominated throughout this scene, gets slapped around a bit, wax poured on her and takes the strap-on like she was vying for a trophy. This scene wasn't up to the par of the other and ventures into fetish and domination land.

Scene 6: Gia, Genesia & Tiana

The grand finale features madam Genesia and two of her whores, doing what whores do. Genesia orders the two girls to do a little dance and the two work some great tease footage. Clothes are thrown about the room and ample breasts and bald vaginas are pulled out for all to see. The two then turn their attention to their employer and lube her up. The three of them lick each other's beef curtains before slapping on a ball gag mask on Gia. They work her meat with a glass dildo while she utters a muffled moan. They then grab the candles and pour wax was on each other. This was a fun scene that was quite enjoyable to watch, mostly due to the energy that Gia brings to the table with every performance.

Summary: Generally, I'm not a giant fan of veggie flicks, but this one was well made and was quite enjoyable to watch. There was great energy out of most of the actresses and the use of toys made it fun without the giant phallics that become more awkward than erotic. I would recommend this DVD for anyone who enjoys lesbian features.


Cheers,

Colonel Mustard



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