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Euro Angels Hardball 26

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/7/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Euro Angels Hardball 26: Director's Cut

Evil Angel

Genre: Foreign, Gonzo

Director: Christoph Clark

Cast: Sandra Kay, Sharka Blue, Choky Ice, Nick Lang, Lucy Love, Bob Terminator, Patricia, Roly Reeves, Angelina Sweet

Length: 160 minutes

Date of Production: 3/3/2005

Extra's: The extras on Evil Angel DVDs haven't been as plentiful of late but the reason isn't the company being cheap so much as the extra footage being incorporated into the movies themselves. That said, this DVD was one of those cases where the DVD was longer than the VHS, so the extra footage kept apart was only about 5.5 minutes long. The other extras were the standardized photogallery, cum shot compilation from the scenes, cast list, biography for Christoph Clark, a few filmographies for some of the gals (their Evil Angel works), and a coupon to save a few bucks on the Fashionistas floor show in Las Vegas Nevada.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Euro Angels Hardball 26 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot by Christoph Clark. I thought that the colors were more accurate than previous volumes, the camera work about the same, and the overall composition of the shots better (maybe because Christoph was working behind the camera this time). In any case, there was some grain and the lighting wasn't perfect but other than a number of obvious compression artifacts and bits of video noise, it was nicely done. The stereo audio was presented about the same as always with some background noise present and some variation of the vocals that was distracting (otherwise much like earlier editions in the series).

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Body of Review: Christoph Clark has long been a staple in the world of porn, working for numerous companies both in front of and behind the camera. These days, he primarily stays behind the camera, a move that has worked to improve the quality of his productions substantially. His latest release on DVD for Evil Angel is Euro Angels Hardball 26, much like Euro Angels Hardball 25 in terms of the fetishware the gals wore and the driven anal action on display. There was no dialogue or story and nothing beside some hardcore action taking place for fans of the genre. If you're a fan of heated sex that focuses on oral and anal, you might like this one a whole lot so here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and actions, noting that no condoms were used and most of the scenes were fun to watch:

Scene One: Sandra Kay, a lean brunette with the kind of slutty European look some fans favor, was up first as she came down the stairs in her fetish outfit only to be handed a dildo to play with. Christoph Clark, the director, assisted her with it but otherwise it was strictly a masturbation scene at first; used to open up her anal cavity for the later action. Sharka Blue, a gorgeous blonde with an all natural body and some fetish ware of her own (including a black strap on dildo), then joined Sandra on the bed to drive home some plastic meat. Sandra's moans of pleasure were nice to hear but it wasn't until Choky Ice and Nick Lang joined them that the action got really heated. There was a lot of oral and anal sex with some heavily pounding action (not to mention a technical and not so technical DP) and ATM (ass to mouth) with the usual variations. The gals were energetic as they pushed back on the men and it was a good scene to start off with.

Scene Two: Lucy Love, the hotty on the front DVD cover that looks a little bit like Rita Faltoyano, was up next as she stood in the doorway with her collar on (as a slave) so that Bob Terminator and Nick Lang could dominate her. She blew the guys with passion and they took turns screwing her pussy and ass after she jammed a large black dildo inside her rectum. There was a little bit of spanking and minor choking but the anal sex was the focal point here with oral as a backup. She did the usual taste testing (mostly ATM) and a short DP before she jerked out their loads on her face but it was the way in which she attacked their meat that made her stand out from the pack.

Scene Three: Patricia, an attractive brunette wearing thigh high PVC boots and a skimpy black matching outfit with collar, was up next as she had her feet up in stirrups with a collection of B&D/S&M toys beside her. Like the others, she gave some solid tease for the camera (well, more so than Lucy Love but less than Sandra Kay) before taking on Roly Reeves and studly Bob Terminator. Christoph got to play a little but he kept it limited to his hands; leaving his dick in his pants. She masturbated with a large black vibrator to spread herself open before the guys began using their fingers to do likewise, savoring the moment until they unzipped their pants for the usual action. I'll admit that the large red anal balls (with ATM) were visually interesting but it was how she handled their dicks orally and anally that made the scene a solid choice for fun (the vaginal action wasn't bad, just not as good). Sadly, there wasn't a lot of DP action as I thought there would be but she managed to milk their nuts fairly well; taking the loads facially at the end of the scene.

Scene Four: Angelina Sweet, a skinny gal wearing her collar, fishnet pantyhose, and a knit top, wasn't really appealing to me as she looked cold and performed mechanically with Choky Ice and Nick Lang in a living room. Admittedly, when she bent over, her ass looked good but otherwise she was a second stringer all the way. Don't get me wrong, she did all the expected sex acts and managed to do so with the efficiency of a street hooker in Budapest looking to get them off quickly, but that's not what I look to Evil Angel and Christoph Clark to provide. She had the largest gape of all the gals and did anal like an expert but the very short DP and ending facial simply looked like it was all in a day's work for her.

Summary: Euro Angels Hardball 26 had three solid scenes and one that didn't work as well so I'm going to split the difference and give it a rating of Recommended. The women almost all looked very attractive (or better), almost all managed to display some superior sexual talents, and almost all looked very fitting in the movie that provided a lot of fuck for the buck with decent technical values. It wasn't the best volume in the series by a long shot but it had enough replay value to satisfy all but the most discriminating consumer with the usual formula taking place for your personal pleasure. I think Christoph needs to spice things up a bit in the future though since the emphasis of the action was more generic than usual; using less fetish material than I expected.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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