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Analicious Adventures

Studio: Other » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 6/13/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE: Gonzo
LENGTH: 2:17
CAST: Denise, Bruno SX, Vanessa, Renata Black, Dennis, Marella, RAM, Jenny May, Wein Lewis and Nikki Sun
PRODUCTION: November 23/25, 2004

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video
| Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo.

the Special Features

Cumshot Parade [a 6m 55s compilation of the film's cumshots] | Photo Galleries | Trailers for "Blistering Blowjobs Part 2", "One Way? My Ass!! Part 2", "Let's Have Some Fun", "Fuck & Play Part 2", "Your Mass In My Ass", "Cum Get Some Part 2", "My Kind Of Flavor", "Gang Me Bang Me #3" and "Analicious Adventures"

the Fucking

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Bruno starts the scene by rubbing Denise's pussy as he plays with her nipples. She gives him a blowjob before bending over to let him finger her ass and pussy. He stuffs his dick deep in her ass and, after some ATM, there's anal missionary and some wide gaping. Anal cowgirl, both regular and reverse, is next, before the scene ends with Bruno stroking a shot in Denise's mouth.

Denise is fairly attractive, and her body is slightly thin. This wasn't a bad scene, but watching it once was enough.

[ Denise & Bruno SX | Fingering, Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: None | ]

Bruno tongues Vanessa's ass until it's lubed enough for him to stuff his dick inside, and after some ATM and anal missionary, we're treated to reverse cowgirl, regular and anal. There's some more ATM, before Vanessa gets back on top for lengthy cowgirl and anal missionary until she ends up with a shot on her face for her trouble.

Don't let the screencap fool you, Vanessa's a cutie with a nice body. There's some heat generated during this scene but, again, it's not something i'd watch again.

[ Vanessa & Bruno SX | Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Rimming, Facial | Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

The scene starts with Renata sucking Dennis' dick, while he rubs her pussy. Her pussy gets a quick licking, before bending over for some doggystyle, along with missionary. After some PTM, Renata hops on top for anal reverse cowgirl along with anal doggystyle with more ATM. She gets on top for anal cowgirl until she sucks a shot on her face to end the scene.

Meh. This wasn't a terrible scene, but it wasn't remarkable either.

[ Renata Black & Dennis | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Fingering, Vaginal, PTM, Anal, ATM, Facial | Doggystyle, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Marella plays with her pussy briefly before RAM joins the scene with his dick sticking out. After he's treated to a lengthy blowjob, he gives her pussy a brief licking before bending her over for doggystyle. There's some PTM, along with RAM giving her pussy another licking, until some scene-ending missionary that results in a weak shot on her chin.

Marella's not my type of lady. The sex was only slightly interesting and, at this point, i'm really bored by this disc.

[ Marella & RAM | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, PTM, Facial | Doggystyle, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Jenny starts the scene by giving Wein a blowjob while he fingers her pussy. He spreads her legs wide for missionary, before hopping on top for cowgirl, regular and anal. Anal reverse cowgirl and ATM follow, before some anal missionary leads Jenny to milking a weak shot on her mouth.

Jenny really didn't do anything for me. She's pretty ordinary and the sex was really yawn-inspiring.

[ Jenny May & Wein Lewis | Oral (F), Fingering, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Facial | Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Nikki starts by sucking RAM's dick before he fucks her titties and licks her pussy. After some missionary and PTM, Nikki hops on top for reverse cowgirl, regular and anal. There's some ATM, until she hops back on top for anal cowgirl followed by anal doggystyle. The scene ends when RAM milks a shot on her tongue.

After close to two hours of boredom, they tack on a scene with some good sex and an attractive blonde chick with a nice rack. Unfortunately, it's too little, too late.

[ Nikki Sun & RAM | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, PTM, Anal, ATM, Facial | Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggystyle | Condoms: None | ]

the Final Word

This was a terribly unimpressive disc. The majority of the ladies on this disc weren't that attractive and the sex wasn't that arousing. Collateral Damage deserves props for letting the viewer know the name of the actors that are participating in the scenes, but it doesn't matter on this release since the content was uninteresting. Skip It.

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