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Best of Stocking Secrets

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 6/20/05

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The Movie:

Pretty girls can look even prettier in the right outfit, if your particular kink slants you that way at least. For those of you out there with a taste for fancy duds, Smash Pictures presents a 'greatest hits' package from their Stocking Secrets series with the aptly titled Best Of Stocking Secrets. Starring a bevy of beautiful babes, this is a decent warm up video (to clarify what I mean by that, there isn't really anything offensive or rough in here, it's all very soft and just barely pornography in the first place) that doesn't get too hard and would probably go over well in the bedroom if you're so inclined.

Chapter 1 – Jana Cova: Mmm….. love me some Jana Cova I do. The cutest blonde in the biz starts things off by lying back on the bed and throwing her stockinged legs up in the air. She runs her fingers up and down her legs for a good long while making plenty of eye contact with the camera. After a good ten minutes of this, she lifts up her skirt and starts to rub herself between her legs. Eventually the dress comes off, as do the bra and panties, and Jana shows off her birthday suit for the camera, which lingers over every curve. She roles around on the bed a lot but doesn't actually do anything too hardcore in this scene, which is a shame, but a very big tease at the same time.

Chapter 2 – Penny Flame: Penny lays on the floor in her negligee and lifts her clothes up to show off her ass and crotch, wrapped in some flesh colored pantyhose. She talks to the camera, explaining how she's 'wearing them for you' and she rubs herself for a few minutes. Soon she takes off her shirt and fingers herself underneath her pantyhose, then she gets on all fours so that the camera can get some primo footage of her ass and feet (if you're into feet, and I'm not at all, then this compilation will probably get you going). She finally strips down completely and runs her fingers over her pussy without going inside, and then she waves goodbye with her pinky and smiles… which somehow seems appropriate.

Chapter 3 – Terri Summers: Terry looks cute with her fifties style hair up do and her white slinky thing draped over her body. She pulls the top down to play with her nice, natural breasts before she struts what lays beneath for the camera. Eventually she pulls out a pair of white nylons and stretches and plays with them for the viewer. She puts them on slowly as the camera watches, and then proceeds to take them back off just as slowly.

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Chapter 4 – Kira Eggers: Kira's got a pink sweater on and some fancy black fishnets as she does a little dance for the camera, which does a nice job of following the curves of her body from her feet on up to her head. She plays with herself and teases a little bit, eventually taking off her top and striking a few worthwhile poses for the lens. After she tugs playfully at her mound for a bit she pulls the fishnets down to her knees and whiggles her goods for a spell, then she pulls them back up for the big finish.

Chapter 5 – Jelena Jensen: Jelena's got the full deal going on in this scene, stockings, garter, and push up bra. She dances around a little bit, struts and spreads on a green chair, and shows off her legs and high heeled shoes. Soon her top drops and we get a look at her ample set of knockers, then she turns around and sits on the chair backwards so that the camera can show off her ass. She finishes it all off by getting down on the floor and taking off her panties and stockings, letting the camera slowly pan over her body.

Chapter 6 – Tall Goddess: Tall Goddess is even more decked up than the lest girl, in that she adds a corset to the mix. She struts for a few minutes, and then unbuttons the garters. She lies back on the sofa behind her and slowly strips for the camera as the bad techno plays on the soundtrack. Soon she's naked except for the stockings, her legs up over her head and her fingers running over her body. She pulls out a silver dildo and, after licking it up and down, begins to masturbate with it, spending most of her energy concentrating on the outside of her box rather than pounding herself with it (though there is some penetration in this scene).

Chapter 7 – Tiger Lily: Tiger Lily's walking down a spiral staircase in her black nightgown thingamajiggie. The camera zooms underneath her and follows the line of her stocking up her body as she struts and teases for the camera. She takes off her top and plays with her breasts for a while, then pulls her underoos to one side so she can strike the lips of her snatch. The camera follows her as she gets up and takes off the rest of her clothes, and soon she's naked aside from the stockings and the glasses (a cute look, I've got to admit).

Chapter 8 – Bella Star: Bella rolls around in the bed in a pink bikini with a skirt wrap and some pink stockings on. After a couple of minutes her titties pop out for a quick hello, and then we cut. The end. This scene was really, really short.

Chapter 8 – Lonnie: She's wearing some sort of tennis outfit and sitting on a couch when the scene starts. The camera focuses in on her socks, then pulls back to watch her flex on the couch. The titties pop out (hooray for titties!), then the bottom part of her outfit drops down to expose a pussy that she just can't resist rubbing. She shows off her ass, struts a bit more, then slowly pours a bottle of water all over herself.

Chapter 10 – Justine: Damn. Fake or not, the red hair looks great on Justine when she's all dolled up in a long black negligee. She struts her way down the staircase and licks the high heel of shoe without taking it off (she's flexible). Soon she loses the shoes and shoes off her legs, Her negligee comes off, followed by her bra, and eventually she rips a hole in her pantyhose so that she can rub her pussy for the camera. She licks her toes while she plays with herself and then pulls out a purple dildo and fucks herself with it doggy style in the second legitimate penetration scene so far. She works her clit while she pumps herself, then sits up so that she can use her feet to work the dildo in her pussy, bringing herself to a climax. Once she's done she cleans it all off with her mouth.



This shot on video 1.33.1 fullframe compilation is in pretty solid shape. There are some mild compression artifacts in a few scenes and the fact that it was shot on video is obvious from the start but the colors manage to come through quite nicely and there's a fair amount of detail present in the picture. Flesh tones look very nice and quite natural and the black levels stay pretty strong as well. It's not perfect, the compression is there, but The Best Of Stocking Secrets looks good.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Surround track is of relatively average quality. There's very little in the way of dialogue and the majority of the aural soundscape is taken up by some rather generic sounding background music (it's pretty dull and lifeless), but the clarity is fine throughout the feature.


The extra features department is where this disc fails noticeably short. Aside from a weblink that brings you to the Smash Pictures website, the only other features are a still gallery of roughly twenty posed pictures of the girls from the feature, and trailers for Legal Skin 16, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, Camel Toe Perversions, Cum Catchers, Easy Prey and My Play Toy #3.

Final Thoughts:

Well the two stand out scenes in The Best Of Stocking Secrets are the first one and the last one. The other eight are decent, but not on par with those two. The girls all look great though and the fact that this is a very soft release might make it a good choice for couples and the different variety of performers gives it some decent replay value. Recommended if you're into feet, otherwise not a bad rental.

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