Cast: Holly, David, Gen Padova, Burke, Jack Lawrence, Michelle Crazy, Charlie, Takota, a skinny brunette with a cute face carrying her guitar and suitcase, Jim Beem, Lucy Love, George Reno, Stacy, Keith
Length: 137 minutes
Date of Production: 12/2004 (box); 10/2004 (credits)
Extra's: The best extra for me was the 8 minute long strip tease by Sandra Mark, an attractive young blonde. I wish she had more to do in the movie itself but her action was still warm. The only other real extra was a trailer for Cheerleader Auditions 2.
Audio/Video Quality: Teen Hitchhikers 3 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by the two directors for Cinemaplay. It looked more like a cross between an amateur movie and your standard gonzo (few of which look good) with lighting issues (especially in the limousine) that added a lot of grain to the visual elements of the movie. The colors were accurate but muted in some cases and the composition of the shots left much to be desired on average with some camerawork actively weakening the look of the gals. I saw no compression artifacts or video noise though so at least that wasn't a problem. The stereo English audio was basic with little to mention other than one scene was very hard to hear and the others were generically recorded.
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Body of Review: Cinemaplay is a company trying something different in porn. Rather than rely on brand name performers that we've all seen a thousand times before, they do their best to come up with hot young talent new to porn. This usually means their sexual skills are somewhat lacking but let's face it; if given the chance, would you prefer a worn out name brand or a fresh young hotty? Well, their latest release is Teen Hitchhikers 3, a movie much like it's kissing cousin, Limo Patrol in that the gals are picked up hitchhiking, have sex back at the house/apartment, and then get kicked out so the guys can work out another scheme. The gals were mostly new and seemed to be working on their sexual skills so here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action for those still interested:
Scene One: Holly, the attractive blonde featured on the front DVD cover, was walking along the street when David (her scene partner) and driver Keith were cruising around looking for gals. This was billed as her first performance and she was cuter in action than on the cover. David looked like a 15 year old gang member but some of you might enjoy seeing a guy not in every other movie these days having some fun. After talking her into having some fun, he played with her breasts and went down on her before she returned the oral favor. Neither was very skilled in the sexual arts but that might appeal to those of you into the freshness angle too. The vaginal screwing was mechanical and the ending facial pretty weak but at least she was new to porn, right?
Scene Two: Gen Padova, not looking much like a teen to me these days but well within the usual parameters for this type of movie. Her partners were Burke and Jack Lawrence with the cameraman being Conrad. She was waiting for a bus that would never arrive so they gave her a ride which, of course, led to them having sex. The playful banter was about as weak as the other scenes but she looked better than I've seen her in a while and she started off by giving the guys short blowjobs in the limousine to warm them up. They then went back to an apartment on a couch where Burke and Jack got to more fully enjoy her attention. The oral and vaginal sex was more energetic this time (she is a seasoned professional after all) but her ass zits and the camera angles weren't my favorite parts of the show. It ended with a couple of facial/mouth shots but she didn't appear to swallow.
Scene Three: Michelle Crazy, a foreign blonde with a girl next door look to her and limited English skills, was hitchhiking along a deserted road, when Charlie and company (I think Alicia was in the car with him) offered to take her back to their place to allow her the use of their home gym equipment. Charlie seemed to want to play trainer, licking her breasts as he rubbed and otherwise toyed with her all natural body. Her ass looked pretty good and while she didn't exactly set the world afire, the couple had some standardized sex that wasn't bad. Oral by both of them and some vaginal screwing was the order of the day with her riding him fairly energetically (especially compared to the previous gals). It ended with the standard facial and I could see why she was chosen for the movie.
Scene Four: Takota, a skinny brunette with a cute face carrying her guitar and suitcase, was up next in a scene with Jim Beem, after they picked her up to give her a ride to her studio. They also carried on with some banter but it was difficult to hear even with the audio turned way up so someone wasn't paying attention when this one was shot. Rather than going to the studio, she went back to his place and stripped his clothes off to blow him, showing her newness as she stumbled around with the act. He snacked on her crack too and then boned it after getting it lubricated with his tongue. She was cute to watch but suffered from newbie syndrome like many of the others here so only those of you wanting to see new gals should watch this one. She did do some PTM (pussy to mouth) between positions and she did get a little better towards the end of the scene but my initial assessment stands that she's one of the gals with largely untapped potential.
Scene Five: Lucy Love, a very cute gal with long brown hair, was up next as she hitched a ride with George Reno and crew (JC and Ruby)on her way to Prague. Her natural breasts were larger and her playful nature made her stand out from the pack even when she worked George over on the couch when they got home. They kissed, rubbed and followed the usual formula of oral and straight sex before the ending pop shot. She was vocal and rode him hard (and wet) so the high energy levels and chemistry between the two made this a stand out scene of the group. He jerked out a small load to her crotch rather than face but it was fun nonetheless.
Scene Six: Stacy, a harsh looking gal with light hair that looked far older than she claimed to be, was trying to hitch a ride to her sister's recital when picked up by Keith (her partner), and driver Dino. She was skinny and looked rougher than any of the other gals in her red top and blue jean skirt. What bugged me about this one was how long the talking went on (seemingly forever) with little to show for it about getting a car. They stopped by the house and you know how lamely the transition went if you've seen one of these before. The sex was also the shortest of the movie with the standard oral and vaginal taking place. There might've been a little chemistry between them but it lacked in energy so only those of you into doing biker chicks will want to see this more than once.
Summary: Teen Hitchhikers 3 isn't going to set the world on fire but fans of new gals will like it more than the latest release by Ed Powers. The sexual activity was limited, the scenarios kind of goofy (at best) and the technical values average at best so I rated it as a Rent It but there was some fun here with a decent level of fuck for the buck (especially if you're a fan of the cast). No condoms were used and except for a lack of extras, it managed to be a step up from several of the other Cinemaplay releases I've watched of late. Check it out if you're so inclined, noting that most of the scenes were okay by my standards for those less inclined to want to see older gals doing the same old guys.
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