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Blondes Deluxxxe

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 6/25/05

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

GENRE:  Compilation
DIRECTOR:  Various
LENGTH:  2:07
CAST:  Brittney Skye, Steve Drake, Alicia Rhodes, Evan Stone, Ava Vincent, Kurt Lockwood, Nicole Sheridan, VooDoo, Carmen Luvana, Mario Rossi, Jill Kelly, Alec Metro, Monica Mayhem, Randy Spears, Inari Vachs, Dale DaBone, Silvia Saint and Briana Banks
PRODUCTION:  December 31, 2004


the Audio & Video

Video was shot in a variety of ratios [depending on the original features]. The picture quality also varied.
| Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo.

the Special Features

Photo Gallery | Bonus Scene with Julie Meadows & Jack Hammer | Trailers for "Sex Across America 11", "Alternative Worlds", "Dinner Party 3", "Snow Job", "the 7 Year Itch" and "Swinging In the USA" | Web Info

the Fucking








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Early one morning, Steve asks Brit if she's hungry. "More than you know" she replies while reaching for his dick. He lifts up her shirt and starts massaging her tits before lifting her up on the counter to finger and lick her pussy. When his pajama bottoms come off, he hops on the counter for a quick blowjob before bending her over for doggystyle. She gets on top for a sexy reverse cowgirl before taking a shot on her mouth and chest to end the scene.

A two position scene with way too many close-ups. Brit wasn't that bad of a performer, but she's not really my type.

[  Brittney Skye & Steve Drake from "Snow Job" | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Fingering, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

After a quickie make-out session, Evan gives Alicia's pussy a licking, before whipping out his dick for her to suck. She hops on top for some quick reverse cowgirl followed by missionary, before Evan drops a load on her tongue.

This scene was short. How short? So short that by the time I was done typing out the two sentence synopsis above, it was done. And I CAN type. Oh, and Alicia was rockin' some sexy thigh-high boots

[ Alicia Rhodes & Evan Stone from "I'll Do Anything" | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: Yep | ]

Kurt quickly dives between Ava's thighs for a pussy licking, until she reciprocates by giving his dick a sucking. She bends over for doggystyle along with missionary, before dropping a shot on her stomach.

This was yet another short scene.

[ Ava Vincent & Kurt Lockwood from "Dirty Dancers: the Movie" | Oral (F/M), Vaginal | Doggystyle, Missionary | Condoms: Yep | ]

Nicole, looking sexy in white while bathed in blue and pink lighting and surrounded by candles, begins playing with a white dildo. Voodoo joins her and, after being handed two candles by Nicole, he pours the hot, melted wax onto her chest, stomach and mouth. She pours some on his dick and then whips it before giving it a little sucking and getting on top for some cowgirl followed by missionary. This was pretty lengthy, until Voodoo sticks a lit candle in her pussy while stuffing his dick in her ass. He continues fucking her until he shoots; first on the candle to put the flame out, and then on her face and chest. 

The sex during this scene was hot [no pun intended]. I didn't care much for all the candleplay, especially when he stuck the lit candle into her.

[ Nicole Sheridan & VooDoo from "Extreme Behavior 4" | Oral (M), Vaginal, Anal | Missionary, Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

As the scene begins, Kurt is pulling down Carmen's panties before he gives her pussy a licking. As this is happening, Carmen looks over at Mario and tells him to join the party. She then takes turns sucking their dicks until she spreads her legs for missionary with Kurt while continuing to suck Mario's dick. Doggystyle with Mario is next, until both fellas cover Carmen's ample bosom with cum.

Carmen is one of my favorite Boricua porn stars, however this was a disappointing scene. I'm not sure if it was the ratio of guys to girls or what [I think Carmen is hotter "one on one" or with another girl], but I just wasn't feeling this scene. Oh yeah, it was short too.

[ Carmen Luvana, Kurt Lockwood & Mario Rossi from "Swinging In the USA" | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Missionary, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

Jill starts the scene licking Evan's chest while he plays with her ass. As this is happening, Alec crawls over and buries his face between Jill's ass cheeks. She gives both cocks a sucking before hopping on top of Evan for cowgirl, followed by missionary with Alec. The scene ends with both fellas stroking until the shoot on Jill's tits.

Jill looked really, really good in her sexy lingerie and I was hoping the scene was longer with more variety where the positions were concerned.

[ Jill Kelly, Evan Stone & Alec Metro from "Blue Matrix" | Fingering, Oral (F/M), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: Yep | ]

Monica and Randy start making out on a fancy staircase, with Monica giving his dick a thorough sucking, followed by a satisfactory licking from Randy. She hops on top for cowgirl, before bending over for some doggystyle, until he unloads on her chest.

I'm beginning to see a pattern here. This is yet another shot scene that could've been much longer. Did I mention that Monica looked cute?

[ Monica Mayhem & Randy Spears from "Vortexxx" | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Doggystyle | Condoms: Yep | ]

In the center of a vast, empty warehouse, couples dance around a bed where Dale is diving between Inari's thighs to give her pussy a lengthy licking. She reciprocates with a two handed blowjob before spreading her legs for missionary. After some anal scissors, Dale delivers a messy shot all over her thigh.

This was a surprisingly sexy scene. I'm thinking what Inari was wearing had something to do with it. Well, that, and the anal action. 

[Inari Vachs & Dale DaBone | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal | Missionary, Scissors | Condoms: Yep | ]

Silvia and Dale are making out near a lush waterfall, and after undressing each other, he fingers and licks her pussy before she gives him a blowjob. Reverse cowgirl is first, followed by a spooning. Sexy doggystyle is last, before he shoots a shot on her tongue.

I'm wondering why this particular scene was the longest on the disc. Not that I didn't enjoy it - I did - i'm just a curious person. 

[ Silvia Saint & Dale DaBone from "Devoured" | Oral (M/F), Fingering, Vaginal, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggystyle | Condoms: Yup | ]

Briana gives Evan's dick a lengthy sucking after he drops his pants. She bends over for deep doggystyle, followed by missionary [while choking her[?]], until she takes a small load in her mouth.

tThis was probably the only scene whose length didn't disappoint me. Briana was giving it her all, but I just wasn't feeling the action nor the choking. What the hell was that about?

[ Briana Banks & Evan Stone from "Emerald Rain" | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Missionary, Doggystyle | Condoms: Yep | ]

the Final Word

Adam & Eve loaded this disc with a sexy selection of blondes. However, the majority of the scenes are too short and suffer from a lack of variety where the positions are concerned. I would recommend checking out the original features these scenes were culled from. Rent It.

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