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Advice: Skip It
Genre: Vivid Compilation
Cast: Ginger Lynn, Peter North, Savannah, Teri Weigel, Tom Byron , April West, Louis Paul, Aja, Nina Deponca, Krysti Lynn, Jaye Milo, Marc Wallice, Tony Tedeschi, Lois Ayres, Herschel Savage, Barbara Dare, Savannah, Jerry Butler, Julianne James, Jenna Jameson, Bobby Vitale, Nikki Dial, Asia Carrera, Brittany O'Connell, Amber Lynn, Lois Ayres, Patricia Kennedy, P.J. Sparxx & more
Length:Three hours thirty two minutes not including extras
Audio/Video: This DVD is a compilation of old scenes from the mid 1980s to early 1990s and it shows just how far the DVD industry has come in it's production values. Each scene looks a little different and spliced together. The audio is all over the board on this DVD, as some scenes are loud, while others are almost silent in comparison.
Vivid, in typical Vivid fashion start their DVD off with tons of Spam for the website, for their Vivid line of herbal penal enhancer and phone sex lines for just about every sexual fetish imaginable. These ads are also spliced throughout the feature. Vivid also has a line of Adult novelties presented by Kobe Tai. The DVD also shows trailers for "Debbie Does Dallas East vs. West", "Be With Me", "Aftermath" and "Hard Candy". There is also a photo gallery and a scene selection tool that will connect the user to each of the DVD's 22 scenes.
Body of Review:
Vivid has been making adult movies for a very long time and has boasted some of the biggest names in porn on their roster. This DVD is a compilation of 22 of Vivid's scenes from the early 1980s to the early 1990s, featuring Vivid's starlets with well hung gentlemen.
Scene 1: Ginger Lynn, Peter North & Tom Byron
This scene shows how the great Ginger Lynn looked in the early 1980s. We also get to see what she does best: sucking on one dick why getting railed doggy style by another. The three are waring very light fetish wear. Anal beads and handcuffs make it into the scene before Ginger takes a peter North blast on her back.
Scene 2: Battle of the Superstars: Savannah, Teri Weigel & Peter North
The late Savannah is getting it on in a boxing ring with Peter North, as Terri watches and rolls her bean. Peter hits Savannah Doggy style before firing a cannon shot at Savannah. Three legends of Porn, basially defining the early 1990s.
Scene 3: First of April: April West, Louis Paul
Total 80s style porn, with 80s hair and 80s background music followed by 80s doggy style and 80s semen sprayed on an 80s chest.
Scene 4: Snatched: Aja, Nina Deponca & Peter North
This is an outdoor scene featuring Peter North being orally serviced by an ethnic woman (Nina Deponca) outside while another woman (Aja) watches. He bends her over and nails Nina until Aja can take no more and jumps in the mix. Solid three way that's very hot. Peter north showers them both with his white liquid approval.
Scene 5: Coven 2: Krysti Lynn & Mark Davis
Krysti Lynn is a hot blonde getting railed by a very young Mark Davis in a cave. The two move outside for more action and some outstanding standing doggy. Krysti getting screwed standing with her back arched, is a sight to behold. The creamy finale is all over the hot blonde's ass.
Scene 6: Natural Wonders: Jaye Milo, Marc Wallice & Tony Tedeschi
80s blonde mane slut with a really bad boob job getting nailed by two strapping studs to a string music sound track.
Scene 7: Ginger & Spice: Lois Ayres, Herschel Savage & Peter North
Another great 80s hair cut from Lois, who's on a bed nailing Peter North as Herschel watches stroking himself. Very corny dialogue ensues before Peter blasts her back.
Scene 8: Naked Stranger: Aja, Barbara Dare & Louis Paul
Classic porn scene down to the harmonica southern rock back ground music and sweaty hairy guy nailing two cute, but very dated young ladies.
Scene 9: Indian Summer 2: Savannah & Peter North
This scene shows how Savannah was on her way to becoming one of the best porn starlets of all time before her tragic death. She's hotter than a three peckered billy goat in this scene. Peter North nails her up against the wall after trading oral sessions. He then bends over the beautiful Savannah over the railing and sprays little Peter Norths all over her thigh. Fantastic!
Scene 10: Sex in Dangerous Places: Barbara Dare & Jerry Butler,
Mutual Masturbation/Peeping tom scene. Nothing resembling arousing here.
Scene 11: Brat Force: Aja & Julianne James
Two reasonably attractive girls are in a hot tub after finishing a bottle of wine. Here in pornoland, we all know what comes next. A little labia lapping occurs for both ladies. Good scene with attractive women with energy.
Scene 12: Starting Over: Jenna Jameson & Bobby Vitale
Classic Jenna post boob job scene showing off the skills that have made her the most famous name in porn. She blows Bobby in a bathtub while fondling his balls. The little heartbreaker takes the pork sword and screams her approval. This is a nice reminder that her retirement sucks big time for fans. Great scene.
Scene 13: Sex #1: Nikki Dial & Rocco Siffredi
Two huge names in porn are pitted off against one another. Nikki Dial looks great and would still be a star today, ten years after this scene was shot. She swallows Rocco's meat bat with great skill. Another solid scene.
Scene 14: Suite 18: Asia Carrera & Tony Tedeschi
Asia Carrera is one of the hottest ladies to ever grace the smut ranks. This movie was filmed before her boob jobs and features Asia in all her glory, sucking like a pro and getting nailed like a pro. Another reminder of a heartbreaking retirement.
Scene 15: Stardust 12: Brittany O'Connell, Mark Davis & T.T. Boy
Two cowboys are in a club and are requested to come on stage to nail the entertainment. Brittany gets plugged from both ends, but doesn't look that good doing it, as she's wearing a horrible wig and some bad fetish outfit. She does take TT Boy in the ass with no particular problem. She took the double facial with experience, however. A hardcore scene that isn't much different that what we see today from top production companies.
Scene 16: Poonies: Amber Lynn & Peter North
The legendary blonde bombshell sucks and fucks Peter North before taking a semen shower. Standard action and appealing.
Scene 17: Endlessly: Nikki Dial & Marc Wallice
Nikki Dial is on the toilet, and is attacked by Marc. She sucks him well before getting nailed on the bathroom sink. Nikki is then bent over and looks stunning while getting railed from behind. She does a great little masturbation dance, showing off her incredibly tight body, before sucking Marc off all over her chest. Solid scene
Scene 18: Close to the Edge: Debi Diamond, Vixxxen & Mark Davis
Another legend of the pink screen is Debi Diamond. Debi and Vixxxen tag team Mark and each other before sharing a milky climax right on their expectant faces.
Scene 19: Starting Over: Jenna Jameson
If I hadn't mentioned it before, it sucks that Jenna has decided to retire from performing in the adult industry. This scene is a solo shot scene that's excellent just because of Jenna's hot body and screams of passion.
Scene 20: Portrait of Christy: Lois Ayres, Patricia Kennedy, Peter North & T.T. Boy
Two 80s chicks are making out a table getting their dyke on. The two guys watching are finally compelled to join the sexual melee and begin licking out the wet snatches presented to them. They then plug the girls on the table before the guys administers facials to each gal. Entertaining scene.
Scene 21: Starlet: Nikki Dial & Tony Tedeschi
Nikki Dial is just plain hot, with an angelic face, a tiny ass and athletic build. In this scene we get the pleasure to see her get eaten out and squirm with ecstasy before handing out an energetic blow job. She also gets nailed doggy style & missionary.
Scene 22: Sex 2: P.J. Sparxx & Rocco Siffredi
The grand finale features a romantic scene where Rocco lays P.J. down on a piano for some breast play. Things get nice and hardcore as she blows him and then tosses his salad. Things progress and we go from romantic to Rocco bending her over the piano and giving her more than she can handle. The scene ends with Rocco spraying her chest with his ball juice.
This DVD is very dated, but still shows some of the heat that allowed Vivid to dominate the adult industry for a long time during the mid 1980s to mid 1990s. Skip this DVD, however, unless you're feeling nostalgic and would like to see some of your favorite starlets from over a decade ago.
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