Cast: Leah Luv, Denice Klarskov, Steve Holmes, Kelly Wells, Deja Daire, Sean Michaels, Victoria Sweet, Ava Ramon, John Strong, Lain Oi, Keeani Lei, Erik Everhard, Penny Flame, Bianca Pureheart; David Luger (bonus scene only)
Length: 170.5 minutes
Date of Production: 3/18/2005
Extra's: The best extra was a 15.5 minute bonus scene between Leah Luv, Denice Klarskov, and director David Luger. While it was oral only, the gals knew who to suck up to (literally!) and they gave him a splendid blowjob ending with some cum swapping action. Leah, when her mouth wasn't full, was very vocal and that added to the pleasure here as did her handjob stroking. In all, it was a sweet scene! The next best extra was a 7.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that had some whining but I suppose that's part of Leah Luv's appeal (her vocals) but she wasn't the only gal to get some screen time. There was also a photogallery and a double sided DVD cover (advertising on side two) but those don't mean much to me.
Audio/Video Quality: Cum Swapping Sluts 9 was presented in the original 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director David Luger for Red Light District. I thought the lighting was solid, the colors accurate, and the composition of the shots well done (as long as you enjoy seeing plenty of close ups); much like his other work. He doesn't try anything artistic so fans know beforehand exactly what to expect of his movies, and this was very similarly shot to most of his previous titles. There was little grain, no compression artifacts, and no video noise to interfere with the picture. There was the now standard watermark on all the footage, with Red Light District and Evil Angel the two primary companies I've seen use this kind of ghostly image in the lower right hand corner. I didn't notice it too much and I'm generally a stickler for details and impairments so take that for what it's worth once more. The stereo audio was your basic porn track that had little dynamic range or separation but you could hear the moans, groans, and other comments as well as most gonzo porn.
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Body of Review: Fans of gonzo porn have long looked to Red Light District for the kind of quality, energy, and value that most such porn was missing in the earlier days of the DVD revolution. While some might argue that the company sticks to formulas too readily, I point out that RLD simply provides exactly what consumers (more so than critics in my experience) ask for in order to fulfill the fantasies of the people footing the bill. In all, I applaud this approach since porn really isn't about the critics or awards; it's about the fans getting what they want and paid for. The latest release by RLD's journeyman director, David Luger, is Cum Swapping Sluts 9, a show much like Cum Swapping Sluts 8 (by design of course) where two gals will form a trio with a guy in a gonzo scene after some mild lesbian warming up, follow the general formula and then swap the semen before swallowing it down. If you enjoy this type of action, there really isn't a lot of competition since the technical values of Red Light District are head and shoulders above most of those they compete with. Sure, Evil Angel sometimes has better fetish outfits and even chemistry but for the kind of action listed here, RLD is tough to beat. So, without further ado, here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used here and the trios all seemed pretty solid:
Scene One: Leah Luv, a cute blonde with braces, Denice Klarskov, the hotty on the front DVD cover with a sweet ass too, and Steve Holmes were up first on a couch. The gals spent around 9 minutes teasing the camera and playing with one another (even going down on one another) before Steve joined them. They all kissed and then he presented the meat for their oral pleasure. He gave some oral too but the gals were top notch as they toyed with him and attempted to end the scene early with their hardcore sucking. He then took turns screwing each of them in several positions, even having them in a 69 with some PTM (technically a PTOGM since it went to the other gal) before resuming his energetic screwing. They actively participated though and there seemed to be some serious chemistry between the gals, if a bit less with Steve. They ended with the mouth shot and cum swap with Denice "downing" the load.
Scene Two: Kelly Wells and Deja Daire, a blonde and a brunette that both looked like strippers at a local club, began by talking dirty to the camera (Kelly doing most of it though) and then rubbing each other before beckoning studly Sean Michaels over to the couch. Kelly seemed to keep her dominant role as she warmed up Sean but he divided his time between the two of them, front and back, after they got him rock hard. Deja got the first ride in her pussy but Kelly had some solid oral up front and the gals took turns riding him handily, if not quite as energetically as the last scene. The gals then did anal with each getting in on some taste testing before he blew his load into Deja's mouth for the swapping to occur. It was a small load (he must be working too much) and Kelly swallowed it down in a decent scene, if less appealing on the second time than the others.
Scene Three: Victoria Sweet, a lean cutie with red hair, Ava Ramon, a curvier brunette that had larger and nicer breasts (I didn't like Victoria's pierced nipples), were up next as they played with one another in lipstick lesbian fashion on a couch. Fans of gals rubbing baby oil on one another will like this part of the scene and Ava's round ass looked great all prepared for action. After some spanking, the gals told one another they liked thick cocks and being fucked really hard, something that John Strong was more than willing to provide for them. Ava appealed more to me due in large part to her more womanly curves and her energy (superior to Victoria) but John seemed more enthusiastic about tapping Victoria for her youth and leaner body. Ava's only weakness was her lack of pumping in doggy position but with Victoria taking the mouth shot and Ava swallowing, each had their place here. I sensed some chemistry here and the scene was a lot of fun to watch with great replay value.
Scene Four: Lain Oi, a bleached blonde that was under the mistaken idea that she looked innocent, and Keeani Lei, a cuter Asian gal with less body fat, were up next as they told the camera how much they loved cock. Neither was looking their best this time but they seemed enthusiastic about the tease and lesbian portion of the scene so I gave them a chance to prove the scene could be more than the sum of its parts. Their male partner was studly Erik Everhard and they did only a little oral to him before he took charge, boning their pussies and Keeani's ass like there'd be no second takes. With some pyramid fucking and taste testing, the scene showed a high energy that caused me to rethink my earlier assessment of how the gals looked but it was vocal Keeani that probably worked out the best here with Erik. Lain took the mouth load of semen and it was swapped with Keeani, following the advertised action to the letter. It was swallowed like the other scenes and I figured a little more work could have made this a great, instead of good, scene.
Scene Five: Penny Flame, a sultry brunette with a big mouth, was one of the most attractive gals (in terms of her pretty face) of the movie so I knew this had potential to be an exceptional scene with Bianca Pureheart, a bleached blonde with a youthful, cute face (only slightly in need of some work for the acne) but appealing body if you like them lean. They started getting busy outdoors but the action quickly moved inside with John Strong on a bed-like couch laying back for them to do all the work. The gals followed the pattern of double teaming him orally before he began tapping Bianca's pussy (while Penny gave her a titty twister or two). They did PTM and then he began on round two, eventually getting around to Penny. Each gal gave a good performance but I somehow enjoyed Penny's action slightly better, perhaps because of some of her more recent efforts. Penny took the load, Bianca swallowed it after some gargling, and the scene managed to showcase a lot of energy with chemistry.
Summary: Cum Swapping Sluts 9 was almost three hours long (longer if you count the bonus scene made for the DVD), under $20, and had superior technical values to most gonzo porn but it also had some of the best cuties worth watching (and talented cuties at that) so I gave it a rating of Highly Recommended. If you hate watermarks, hate being able to watch gonzo porn without lots of annoying grain, and would rather get under 90 minutes of sexual activity, I can point you in the direction of plenty of other companies and releases but if you want it all, you could do far worse than this DVD. In short, Cum Swapping Sluts #9 had lots of value oriented fuck for the buck with a straightforward directing style only David Luger could make look so easy.
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