Cast: Natali, Simone De Marco, Jazz Duro, Kid Jamaica, Liza, Sindy, Rocco Siffredi, Melinda Pozzi, Lady, Kevin Long, JJ, Roly Reeves
Length: 138.5 minutes
Date of Production: 4/13/2005
Extra's: The best extra for me was the 32.5 minutes of extra sex and other Behind the Scenes footage (except that it had "Lady" in it, making it a chilling tribute to granny porn). Otherwise, the cast list proved helpful, there was a short filmography for some of the gals, the photogallery was decent, and the same old biography for Rocco Siffredi was included along with the coupon for the Las Vegas Fashionistas revue and DVD catalog from Evil Angel.
Audio/Video Quality: Rocco's The Lady and Her Tramps 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by Rocco Siffredi for distribution by Evil Angel. There were numerous visual flaws here, primarily due to the manner in which Rocco and crew tried to convey some measure of amateur look here (this approach works far better for some fans of porn than others like myself) as he routinely does. There was grain, lighting issues, and video noise but the limitations of the DVD were not related to the lack of picture quality this time. The stereo audio was as average as ever with limited dynamic range and separation between the channels but it still allowed the viewer to hear what was going on.
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Body of Review: Every once in a while, a reviewer gets to see something that he'd rather not review because it offends his sensibilities (from a performer shouting anti-Semitic words, to guys dressed like women, to whatever kink doesn't float your boat), even if he really likes most titles released by a company. Such is rarely the case when director Rocco Siffredi steps behind a camera though since this porn veteran has long been able to instill heat and energy where few of his peers would be able to succeed. Even Rocco sometimes screws up and such was the case with Rocco's The Lady and Her Tramps 2, the horrible sequel to another horrible release of his, Rocco's The Lady and Her Tramps 1. The story aside, the main point of the movie was to showcase new gals (or at least gals that acted like they were new to porn) and their talent levels reflected their lack of experience throughout their scenes. To make matters worse, Rocco had his worst performer to date (Lady) back for another round of granny porn. I can forgive porn legends a lot of things and I'm sure some of you will enjoy this DVD but compared to the numerous award winning titles Rocco has put out over the years, this one blew goats! While no condoms were used and I saw no watermarks on the screen, this is a case when I would have insisted on protection if I was one of the guys in the movie. There was only one ray of shining light in the movie and her action was marred by granny too so if you'd like more detail than what I listed below, feel free to look for some other sucker, preferably a shill for my beloved Evil Angel (I really like 99% of their stuff but NOBOBY gets a free pass), to kiss up by providing a virtual outline for all the action (which was pretty standard by the way):
Scene One: Natali, the hotty blonde located on the upper right hand side of the front DVD cover, Simone De Marco, the attractive brunette on the upper left hand corner of the cover, Jazz Duro and Kid Jamaica were up in the first scene. Natali looked a little like Teagan Presley on the middle left hand side of the front DVD cover but the other picture was far more flattering. Anyway, Lady (the ugly old gal of the title) sent one of her helpers out to pick up the gals and bring them back to the bordello and after some silly antics; he did so. The gals got with their partners soon after that and I had to admit that the action wasn't bad. Natali was a decent cocksucker but her vaginal skills weren't very well developed as she let him do most of the work. Her anal abilities were better but even there she lacked the finesse most of Rocco's minions have displayed over the years. Simone, on the other hand, was talented orally as well as with the other action, even if she wasn't top grade material in an Evil Angel flick. She was more aggressively sexual and that helped make her part of the scene decent to watch (with taste testing galore) but the scene, taken as a whole, didn't have much replay value.
Scene Two: Liza and Sindy, the attractive brunettes on the lower front DVD cover with Rocco Siffredi, were up next as he toyed with them inside the house. With the last scene lasting nearly an hour (about 54 minutes) and so limited in many ways, I was hoping Rocco could reignite my interest in the DVD since I knew what would be happening in the last scene (the old lady action). The use of a small camera attached to a wire was kind of intriguing but the sex itself showed the gals to be the kind that lie there and let the man do all the work; showing little enthusiasm for the oral, vaginal, anal or ATM (ass to mouth). They were cute enough that I'd encourage someone to train them a bit for their next outing but I've seen a heck of a lot cuter of late so whether they'd be worth the trouble is a question only you can answer.
Scene Three: Melinda Pozzi, a cute gal with some of her baby fat still lingering on her frame, was up next as she took on a bunch of guys; Kevin Long, JJ, and Roly Reeves, on the couch. She was energetic, had some skill at her craft, and was the absolute sexual highlight of the movie. Unfortunately, her scene was cut short when Rocco Siffredi encouraged Lady to go down on the much, much, younger gal. Sorry but Lady might appeal to some of you with granny fetishes but I draw the line at MILFs, not GILFs (mothers I'd like to Fuck, not Grannies I'd like to fuck). The guys started banging her and there was more lesbian action and I'll be honest with you when I say that I have a pretty high threshold for what I'll endure for my reviewing but I'd rather watch tranny porn than granny porn (with rare exceptions). Evil Angel is the wrong company to release something like this in my opinion and they would've done well to make the show Melinda Meets Rocco rather than see a hairy (we're talking weed whipper needed hairy) granny take over a scene.
Summary: Rocco's The Lady and Her Tramps 2 was not a movie I enjoyed and I rated it as a Skip It due to the lack of energy by most of the cast, the granny porn aspect it contained, and the limited fun it contained. This was truly one time when not having a double disc set was preferable to the usual single disc (Evil Angel has been pushing the envelop in terms of additional sex footage with many of their titles but I'm glad they didn't do that here). The technical values were far too good for the kind of sex that took place and I promise I won't laugh if you email me as to why you liked this one. The bottom line though, for me at least, was that Evil Angel is far too good a company to focus their resources on porn like this.
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