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Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/8/05

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Watch Me Cum

Digital Sin

Genre: Masturbation

Director: Brother Love

Cast: Julia Bond, Jenaveve Jolie, Penny Flame, Sunny Lane, Trina Michaels; Lucy Lee, Chris Charming, and Mr. Pete (in the bonus scene only)

Length: 98.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/1/2005, 3/22/2005, 3/23/2005, 3/29/2005

Extra's: Most of you will enjoy watching the overused bonus scene from China Syndrome between Lucy Lee, Chris Charming, and Mr. Pete. She's a moderately attractive Asian with decent sexual skills. I liked the scene although current reports suggest the actual DVD was worth buying even if this 22 minute long scene was only pretty good on its own (it had anal, DP, and a bunch of ATM for those who care). Interestingly, the 4.5 minute long Behind the Scenes extra was kind of limited, with footage of Julia and Trina only. I say interestingly because the director of the movie, Brother Love, is known for providing some excellent BTS features so why he dropped the ball on his own release is beyond me. There were also some trailers, a compilation of the orgasms by the gals (real or fake), a photogallery, a double sided DVD cover, and company information.

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Audio/Video Quality: Watch Me Cum was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Brother Love for Digital Sin. The scenes were generally decent looking with accurate fleshtones, a variety of camera angles that often, if not always, enhanced the look of the performers, and edited well enough. There was some grain, some compression artifacts, and a bit more video noise than average (though you have to look close to see it) but I enjoyed the visually appealing style it had nonetheless. The stereo English audio track was a little on the low side; I could hear the gals if I turned it up and paid a lot of attention but then the background noises would get in the way. On average, the production values were okay but needed work for those of us that want the best.

Body of Review: With all the variety of fetishes available on DVD, there really does appear to be something for everyone these days. One of the genres of action that has been getting some attention is the solo action sequence where gals diddle themselves silly and use toys to get off without the benefit of a male (or female) partner. Fans will note that the biggest series pushing this one at the moment are the Jack's Playground releases by Digital Playground since almost every episode has a couple of masturbating cuties going at it. With that series opening the door a bit, shows like Hand Solo with Teagan Presley have become more common as well. Today's review of Watch Me Cum, is yet another release with solo gal action in mind. Done fairly competently by director Brother Love for Digital Sin, the scenes all had a single gal use her hands and toys to get off for the camera. If this sounds good to you, check out the breakdown of the scenes by cast that follow:

Scene One: Julia Bond, an 18 year old from San Diego, was up first as she jilled herself on a green couch, telling the camera how much she wanted a cock inside of her. My experience with this type of show tells me that the best gals keep talking this way to enhance the heat of the action while also doing themselves in a manner that indicates their pleasure. In this sense, I could see why she was featured on the front DVD cover with the false arm partway up her sweet little pussy. I might've liked it more if she kept part of her little outfit on but beside that fans of PTM will enjoy her as much as I did. I also have to admit that I liked the scene enough to look for her in future movies.

Scene Two: Jenaveve Jolie, a cute brunette dressed up in a black skimpy outfit with pink bowties on it, discussed her love of giving guys pleasure and apologizing for her voice being a bit off. Claiming to have given a bunch of guys so much head the day before that she nearly lost her voice, she soon followed the formula nicely. Her eye contact was nice and her fans will like this one as much as I did, although I'll admit I'd rather she gave the performance in person. She used a few smaller toys than Julia did but I was convinced she got off using her pocket rocket just the same. It was a warm scene with her giving me something to look forward to in the future.

Scene Three: Penny Flame, a very cute gal with nice curves, was up next wearing some nice pink lingerie and white panties, rubbing herself as she claimed to want the viewer to pull out his cock and all the usual stuff. Her hip rocking motion was nice and her vocals were excellent (she's known for a big mouth so this was natural for her), with the selection of toys solid too. In all, I thought this was the best scene of the bunch, even if I wasn't sure if I liked her overall "look" as much as a few others. Her ride on the Sybian was pretty cool and I'd have licked it clean for her if given the chance (it sounded like she was sitting on an airplane waiting to take off).

Scene Four: Sunny Lane, a gal with natural curves and a girl next door look, was up next as she jilled herself off while wearing a blue patterned two piece on the couch. The camera angle was much like the other scenes in that it was like the point of view of a guy getting up close and personal. She's not as well known as some of the others here but her solo talents were okay but there was little to set this scene apart as anything other than generic for me, weakening the movie as a whole.

Scene Five: Trina Michaels, was last up as she masturbated in a blue bikini style outfit. I don't like her implants and she had too many blemishes on her crotch to truly enjoy watching camera close up shots of but I thought she was sexually talented too and enjoyed herself. I've seen a few really heated scenes with her in the recent past but solo action probably isn't her strong suite so this one was kind of weak for me too.

Summary: Watch Me Cum is unlikely to win any awards based on merit but the gals were usually fairly talented and seemed to get off at least once (sometimes more) in their respective scenes. I'm rating the show as a Rent It due as much to the lack of proper extras as the short running time and notable weaker scenes on the DVD but it offers a nice alternative to the usual guys banging gals action you'll find in virtually all porn on the market these days. With a little bit of work, I suspect that Brother Love will eventually get the series rolling but he'll need to find the best gals, find some more sexually attractive outfits (basic lingerie is so 90's), and offer up something a bit more edgy if he wants to compete with the other companies offering similar shows.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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