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Assparade 3

Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 7/22/05

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

GENRE: Latin Gonzo
DIRECTOR: D. Sanchez
LENGTH: 2:07
CAST: Dasani, Caroline, Monica, Monique and Jessica
PRODUCTION: March 4, November 4, December 6, 2004 & January 30, February 9, 2005

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video
| Audio was clear and presented in LPCM 2.0 stereo.

the Special Features

Behind the Scenes [5m 45s] | Photo Gallery | Trailers for "Mr. Camel Toe", "Bangbus European Vacation 2", "Big Mouthfuls 6", "Tug Jobs 4", "MILF Lessons 3" and "Boobsquad 5"

the Fucking

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Dasani strips down to her thong before giving viewers a nice view of her plump, sexy ass. Eventually some dude walks over and, after lubing her ass with some oil, he has her plop it down on his face. Smart man! She backs her ass up, burying his face deep between her cheeks, until the scene fades and we see her kneeling between his legs and sucking on his dick. While she's sucking on his balls, the cameraman gives us a great shot from behind, until she hops on top for some deep cowgirl. There's some terribly brief missionary, before the scene ends with Dasani taking a shot square on her mouth.

This sexy Cuban/Brazilian mami had my temperature rising, amongst other things, from the moment she was on the screen. I didn't mind her "teasing" during the first half of the scene, but there wasn't nearly enough fucking to satisfy me. Note to Mr. Sanchez: If you're workin' with an ass THAT thick, doggystyle should be MANDATORY!

[ Dasani | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Facial | Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: Yep | ]

Once the fellas pick up Caroline, they bring her back to the hotel and it's a full twelve minutes until she's naked and ready for some action. When Alex is done lubing her ass, he buries his face deep in it while licking her pussy. Strangely, after our director asks Caroline if she's ready to suck some dick, the action fades and we then see Caroline riding Alex cowgirl. Though I wouldn't mind seeing her swallow some dick, it hardly bothered me while I was watching her ass jiggle something fierce as she rode him hard. Caroline bends over for doggystyle, before Alex drops a load on her sexy ass.

Now, THAT'S what i'm talking about. From the moment Caroline jumped into the back of Sanchez's car and flashed her lovely rack, to her boner-inspiring cowgirl, this scene was MUY caliente.

However, i'm not sure Caroline is Latina...

[ Caroline & Alex | Oral (M), Vaginal | Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Monica graciously gives viewers a show as she struts her lovely Colombian ass up and down the stairs and around the yard. After the cameraman splashes some oil her juicy ass, he tells her to walk to the house where she hooks up with some dude and starts grinding her ass against him. When he's done making it jiggle with his hand, he moves her thong aside and starts licking the sweet spot. Monica drops his pants and starts giving him a blowjob until he lays her on top of him so he can start licking her pussy and smacking her ass, while she continues sucking his dick. In other words, a 69 kiddies. She slides her ass down and starts riding him reverse cowgirl, as he helps her ride by putting his hands on her sexy ass and pulling her down on his dick. Monica bends over for some sexy doggystyle, followed by some mediocre missionary and a looooooooong pause, until he drops a messy load on her face.

With the exception of the dramatic pause before the scene-ending facial, this was another hot scene thanks to Ms. Monica and her fantastic ass. Sure, I would've preferred some longer sex scenes, but beggars can't be choosers. Right?

[ Monica | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Facial | 69, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Once Monique strips off her clothes, the camera follows her as she walks into the sun room and starts crawling on the floor. She eventually drops to her knees and starts sucking a dick, before hopping on top for cowgirl. Missionary is next, followed by doggystyle until he drops a load on her face.

Although my recap above is short, this scene isn't. However, the majority of the time is spent with the camera admiring Monique's shapely booty. Once the actual sex starts, there's only about ten minutes before the scene ends. Monique might look like a slightly older woman, but from the waist down, it's all nice and smooth.

[ Monique | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

Jessica shows off her ass for the camera, until Alex walks in and pulls down her thong to play with her ass. She then kneels on the bed and starts sucking a dick, eventually taking turns giving both fellas blowjobs, until Alex bends her over for doggystyle while she continues stuffing her mouth with the extra dick. One abrupt cut later and Jess is straddling a dick for some cowgirl. After a few tries, she finally gets a dick in her ass reverse cowgirl style while she sucks Alex's dick. The scene ends when the guy fucking her ass strokes his limp dick and drops a shot on her face, followed by an even messier facial from the other dude.

When the scene first started, I was thinking to myself "There's NO way Jess is Latina". During the banter between Sanchez and Jess, she tells him she's a Cuban/Irish mix. Looking at that ass, I could see where the Cuban is. Sanchez surmises that the Irish is where she got the red hair from. Whatever the case may be, this scene wasn't as hot as the previous scenes, but there was still some slight heat generated. And since Jess was the only mami to take it up the butt, I figure that's worth an extra star. Good job, Ma!

[ Jessica | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

Even if you're not a religious person, you have to admit that one of the greatest gifts to the male species is the Latina ass. Though, the tricky part is finding a Mami that knows how to work it. Luckily, most people of the Latin persuasion, myself included, were blessed with an overabundance of sexual hormones. While all of the ladies on this disc display both of these qualities, I felt they weren't given enough time to display them properly. Don't get me wrong, this is still a Highly Recommended disc. I just wish it was longer. In hindsight, fans of Latinas, myself included, might be slightly disappointed at this fact, but with all the fantastic ass on display it'll be a very slight afterthought.

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