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Loads Of Cum

Studio: Vouyer Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/26/05

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Loads of Cum

Red Light District

Genre: Compilation, Pop Shots

Director: Vince Vouyer and perhaps a few others

Cast: See below; I listed them by scene to make your life, if not mine, easier

Length: 166 minutes

Date of Production: 5/9/2005

Extra's: The primary extra was the inclusion of a pop shot compilation from Young Ripe Mellons 4 with Jane Darling, Maria, Erik Everhard, Brian Pumper, Lenka, Joachim, Anastasia, Monika, Alena, Alberto Ray, Daria, and Vince Vouyer all contributing their skills to the mix. There was also a photogallery for you to enjoy but with all this live action, why look at stills?

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Loads of Cum was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that the scenes were shot in by the multitude of directors Red Light District employed over the years for the movies these scenes were taken from. While a couple of them had slight grain and video noise, the vast majority of the scenes looked crisp, sharp and well lit. I saw no compression artifacts or other major visual flaws here although it should be pointed out that each scene was an edited version of the original so that only a bit of the sex and the pop shot. It should also be noted that the watermark Red Light District puts on their releases these days seems to have been reduced in size and made somewhat lighter, probably in response to consumer complaints (it was in the lower right hand corner but appeared to be half as big or less to my eye than earlier versions). The stereo audio was presented in the same basic volume each scene was originally recorded in and I compared a few from the original to see if they differed substantially from one another (they did not appear to be any different).

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Body of Review: Those of you that enjoy watching the male orgasm in porn movies have probably noticed that an increasing number of companies have included a short pop shot (sometimes called cum shot) compilation in the bonus section of their DVDs, with the pops all taken from the movie in question. Personally, I've never been a big fan of that kind of thing since I know what a guy's pop shot looks like and the only one I care about is my own (sorry if that sounds selfish but I'm more interested in the gals than the men). Regardless of what "I" like, many of you seem to enjoy such compilations, to the point where Vouyer Productions, in conjunction with distributor Red Light District, have made a lot of money by tossing these pop shots together on full DVD compilations like the infamous Cum Dumpsters series. Well, if that series wasn't enough for you, there's a new title in town: Loads of Cum, that provides pretty much the same thing. If you're a fan of pop shots, this one advertised "123 Girls, 221 cumshots" on the front DVD cover and by my general reckoning, those numbers sounded about right (heck, it might've even been more of each). That said, here's a list of the movies included in this compilation, along with the casts of each release, noting that no condoms were used and I think all of the pop shots from the movies were included:

Breakin' Em In 1 with Brooklyn, Cheryl Dynasty, Gabriella Banks, Kiwi, Margo, Natasha, Scarlet, Brian Pumper, Darren James, Joel Lawrence, Julian, Mark Davis, Mark Ashley, Mr. Marcus, Vince Vouyer, and Wesley Pipes

Breakin' Em In 2 with Trixi, Brandon Iron, Ashley Long, Madison Day, Brian Pumper, Jon Dough, Angel, Lexington Steele, Paris, Peaches, Kaylynn, Vince Voyeur

Breakin' Em In 3 with Angel Long, Austin O'Riley, Cherie, Cindy Crawford, Diana, Jasmine Lynn, Naudia Nyce, Tori, Brett Rockman, Brian Pumper, Brian Surewood, Dillion Day, Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis, Mario, Mr. Pete, Randy Spears, Tony Tedeschi, and Vince Vouyer

Breakin' Em In 4 with Brooke Balentyne, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Karen, Brett Rockman, Britney Foster, Pat Myne, Alex, Brian Pumper, Dick Delaware, Crystal Ray, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrera, Mandy Bright, Frank Gun, and Vince Vouyer

Breakin' Em In 5 with Roxy Jezel, Michael Steffano, Manuel Ferrara, Shawnie, Lexington Steele, Victoria, Allura Bond, Erik Everhard, Gisselle, Katsumi, Holly Day and Vince Vouyer

7 The Hard Way 1 with Lucie, Ashley Blue, Vanessa Virgin, Brett Rockman, Brian Pumper, Claudio Meloni, Dieter Von Stein, Joel Lawrence, Kamel Klein, Leslie Taylor, Mark Ashley, Mr. Pete, Neeo, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Trent Tesoro, and Zenza Raggi

7 The Hard Way 2 with Alicia Rhodes, Jackie Moore, Angel Long, Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Steve Holmes, Brett Rockman, Brian Pumper, Scott Lyons, Tony Tedeschi, Dick Delaware, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Vince Vouyer

Down Wit Whitey with Ashley Haze, Jordan Fleiss, Noel Watson, Staci Thorn, Vanilla Skye, Violet, Brian Pumper, and Tee Reel

From Her Ass To Her Mouth with Scarlet O'Whora, Ariana Joliee, Jamie Brooks, Britney Madison, Melanie, Katrina Kraven, Lucy Thai, Lilly Thai, Dana Vespoli, Tony T, Randy Spears, Alberto Ray, Joel Lawrence, Erik Everhard

Multiple POV 1 with Roxy, Soma, Ariana Jollee, Renee Pornero, Madison Moore, Cherry Lane, Cytherea, Katsumi, Gisselle, Vince Vouyer and a horde of uncredited men

Multiple POV 2 with Anita, Bernadetta, Jane, Laura, Liliane, Lucy, Sabina, Viktoria, Vince Vouyer and another horde of uncredited men

Road Trip 1 with Alexa May, Candy, Esta, Jenna, Nicol, Sandra Romain, Sandra, Alex, Brandon Iron, Darren James, Flicky Martin, Franco Roccaforte, Mark Ashley, and Steve Holmes

Road Trip 2 with Alissa, Claudia Jamsson, Honey, Kyra, Patricia Diamond, Suzy Dark, Tiffany, Brandon Iron, Franco Roccaforte, Mark Ashley, and Steve Holmes

Road Trip 3 with Julia Crow, Steve Holmes, Joel Lawrence, Kathy/Katarina, Sabina, Brian Pumper, Michaela, Marie Anne, Mr. Pete, Sandy Style, Claudio Meloni, Brandon Iron

Road Trip 4 with Janet Alfaro, Jennifer Dark, Erik Everhard, Alberto Rey, Brian Pumper, Vanessa, Tera Joy, Angela, Joachim Kessef, Robert Rosenberg, Bernadetta, and Julie Silver

Straight To The A 1 with Belladonna, Cherie, Flick Shagwell, Fujiko Kano, Jenna Haze, Venus, Brandon Iron, Darren James, Mark Davis, Mark Ashley, and Mark Wood

Straight To The A 2 with Ashley Blue, Cindy, Karianna, Loni, Sugar Kane, Taylor Rain, Brandon Iron, Brian Pumper, Devlin Weed, Dorian Velt, Jon Dough, Lee Stone, Nikko Knight, and Vince Vouyer

Straight To The A 3 with Julie(Lucy) Silver, Luisa DeMarco, Joel Lawrence, Jessica Mar, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Charlotte(Ava), Steve Holmes, Romana, Janet, David Luger

Straight To The A 4 with Brooke Balentyne, Joel Lawrence, Mandy Bright, Dillion Day, Betty Blue, Dick Delaware, Mr. Pete, Katja Kassin, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Courtney Devine, Tony Ribas, Jackie Moore, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman

Vouyer Vision with Lucy Thai, Nyla Thai, Mandy Starr, Sassy, Jade Hsu, Mia Parks, Veronica, Kimberly Kane, Vince Vouyer

Choc Full A Nut with Mya, Scott Lyons, Shelby Parks, Brian Pumper, Darren James, Nakai West, Mr. Marcus, Tanya Fox, Nautica Binx, Brett Rockman, Randy Spears, Toni Ribas, Katana, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Pete

Young Ripe Mellons 1 with Avy Scott, Cameron, Carmen Jones, Lolly, Loni, Taylor Lynn, Brian Pumper, Lee Stone, Mark Davis, Sledgehammer, Steve Holmes, and Tony Tedeschi

Young Ripe Mellons 2 with Adrianna De Marco, Alicia Rhodes, Caitlin, Reese, Scotti Andrews, Tiana Lynn, Dick Delaware, Joel Lawrence, Mr. Marcus, Randy Spears, and Vince Vouyer

Young Ripe Mellons 3 with Britney Speers, Vince Vouyer, Tony T., Jennifer Luv, Neveah Ashton, Randy Spears, Avalone, Mandy Taylor, Erik Everhard, and Paulina

Young Ripe Mellons 4 with Jane Darling, Maria, Erik Everhard, Brian Pumper, Lenka, Joachim, Anastasia, Monika, Alena, Alberto Ray, Daria, and Vince Vouyer (but this was solely in the bonus section)

Summary: Loads of Cum was just as limited as any volume of the Cum Dumpsters series so if you like those, you'll like this one just as much. I'm still rating it as a Rent It and even then only for pop shot junkies since I prefer to see all the sex that led up to the pop shot more than the glazing that took place afterwards. There were all kinds of gals, with all kinds of attitudes towards pop shots, some of them swallowing while others were content to allow their faces and upper torsos to be coated with semen; so if this appeals to you, you'll want to get your own copy.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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