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Studio: Damaged Productions » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 7/29/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: All Sex

Director: Antonio Del Toro

Cast: Vanessa Lane, Victoria Sinn, Penny Flame, Roxetta, Elizabeth Anne, Betty Sue and Mason Storm

Length: One Hour, 30 minutes without Extras

Audio/Video: There were some serious issues with the video as two of the scenes were rather dark. The audio is crisp and clear when delivering the a funky ass baseline or the sounds of physical love..

Extras: The DVD extras feature a fun behind the scenes including some tease action from the release. There is also a cumshot parade and trailers from some of Damaged Pictures upcoming releases. There is also an screen providing contact information for Damaged Productions. The highlight of the Extras is a brief oral bonus scene. Damaged was wise to leave this as a 'bonus' and not include in the release. There is not much worth talking about, with the possible exception of the bid ole titties on the sucker. The finale was the suckee jerking off all over those bid ole fake titties. There also featured a slide show of photos taken while filming the action. One cool feature on this DVD is the Chapter Index, which allows the user to not only pick the scene but also the particular part of the scene according to position or fetish.

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Body of Review: Damaged Pictures is one of the more up and coming studios in the adult entertainment business. This release has no plot, just very brief setup scenes and then hardcore sex. This DVD features one on one sex over five scenes in an all sex release. There is one lesbian scene for variety. Three of the five scenes went anal.

Scene 1: Vanessa Lane

Scene one starts with an stunning woman in evening wear. She has a ripped body, long managed hair and a spectacular pair of breasts. She's paired up with a bald guy with a thick dick. These are the porn relationships that rain coaters dream about. There was a decent blow job followed by Doggie, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, spooning anal, doggy anal and reverse cowgirl anal. She does get a facial helping of man batter. This is a very hot girl with a very hot desire for sex.

Scene 2: Victoria Sinn

Our second starlet is a flat chested white girl paired with a black guy. She's not very pretty, but she has an appetite for sodomy and requests it soon after the action begins. She does a bit of taste testing for good measure. The scene ends in a facial. Nothing great or even good about this scene.

Scene 3: Penny Flame

A natural girl with dark hair, horrible dress pulls up on a mansion in a Ferrari. She's got a soft body, and isn't too nice on the eyes, but she does enjoy getting and giving oral sex. Quick and lame oral session before jumping on her man's rock hard dick. There is some sold doggy style, but the scene didn't do much for me at all.

Scene 4: Elizabeth Ann

An intruder is in the house! Or at least that's what it looks like. Thankfully the lady of the house is very respectful of every guest and starts blowing the late-night caller. She has a long body, dirty mouth big tits and strawberry hair. 69 generally doesn't' work well on camera, but we get to see it all here. She gets her throat fucked hard and has incredible amount of energy throughout the scene. There is plenty of taste testing for the oral fan. The scene was a bit dark, but quite entertaining. Her mouth gets a little annoying, but this scene is much better than the rest of the disc.

Scene 5: Betty Sue & Roxetta

Two girls are up for a slight game of slap and tickle. Neither of them are very attractive. One has the new wave look that often gets mistook for lesbianism. The other is cute, but nothing special. She does look a bit young, however. The submissive has already been loaded with anal beads and we get to watch the 'male' of the group pull them out. After extended 69 the double dong makes it's well anticipated entrance. The dildo is huge, but the two girls take it with ease. The strap on is next and the male nails the submissive hard as if she was born strapping a dick. For good measure, she also nails her 'bitch' in the ass briefly with several dildo tastes. Not a good scene, even for a fan of veggie porn

Summary: If this is the best adult DVD you can find, you're not looking hard enough. While two of the five scenes were reasonable, the other three left a lot to be desired. Skip this DVD when visiting your local online adult DVD provider.


Colonel Mustard

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