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Squirt For Me POV 2

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/3/05

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Squirt For Me POV 2

Devil's Film/White Ghetto Films

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Kelly "Fuck'n" Wells, Celestia Star, Misty Mendez, Felecia Flint, Alana Evans, uncredited meat puppet/director

Length: 133 minutes

Date of Production: 6/3/2005

Extra's: The extras kind of sucked donkey balls here as there was only a single trailer and a weak photogallery.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Squirt For Me POV 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by the unknown director for White Ghetto Films for distribution by Devil's Films. Looking at the box cover, I didn't expect a lot from the DVD because it looked like something churned out by Leisure Time (ultra low end folks!) but upon hesitantly watching it on my television; I found it to look pretty fricking good. The fleshtones were accurate, the POV camera angle was generally well done, and aside from using too many close-ups and lacking the steady hand some of the more renowned directors are known for, it was decent looking. There were no compression artifacts or video noise, the lighting was good, and the grain minimal (it did, however, lose focus several times). I can't tell you how much I'd suggest they get better covers for their DVD cases to help sell their product compared to what this one had. The audio was presented in a very limited stereo English with no music during the scenes and the limited dynamic range but you could clearly hear the cast.

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Body of Review: These days, it's difficult to look at porn titles without finding two words used more commonly; "squirt" and "POV". The first refers to a gal urinating or otherwise expelling some liquid from her pussy and the other refers to a camera angle that allows the viewer to pretend he's somehow involved with the action (the camera is a substitute for his eyes). Putting the two together should make for a big seller, which is probably why the marketing geniuses at Devil's Films came up with Squirt For Me POV 2, a show that employs both concepts for consumer satisfaction. By the look of the DVD case, I expected the worst but it actually showed some potential with Kelly's scene so here's a quick look at the movie, noting that no condoms were used but the director was afraid to put his name anywhere on the production too:

Scene One: Kelly "Fuck'n" Wells, the blonde on the front DVD cover from Las Vegas, Nevada, was up first as she introduced herself and teased the camera a bit. The uncredited director/meat puppet gave her some head and played with her crotch with her taking over until she pissed (some call it squirting) all over the couch. While I'm not a believer in the gushing urination action (again, sometimes called "squirting"), if you like to delude yourself, she did it as reasonably well as anyone else. Her strength though was in her energetic blowjob that was truly a sight to behold. Eye contact, slobber, hand action, and a passion lacking in too many high end productions made this a good time for me. The vaginal screwing was pretty basic after that but there were moments that she really let loose (giving more urine for the pleasure of the guy). In all, she was very solid in her performance here and the minor technical issues not a problem for me. Fans will also like that she swallowed his load at the end of the scene. Yum!

Scene Two: Celestia Star, a gal with pretty eyes, lightened hair, and some extra body fat like a house stripper in a local club. Her face didn't appeal to me much but MILF lovers will probably start sending me hate mail for saying that although if they saw her poor makeup job, they might apologize pretty quickly. She followed the same basic scenario, soaking the couch much faster than Kelly and then having sex with the director in POV fashion, but the scene lacked the magic of the last one so don't expect much this time.

Scene Three: Misty Mendez, a redhead with some decent curves and a nice smile, was up next as she wore a crappy green dress (making me appreciate Skeeter Kerkove's wardrobe closet a whole lot more) to tease the camera with. I liked that she was playful but she needed some time at the gym (less than me but I'm not being paid largely on my appearance thankfully) to look more appealing (a little fat goes a long way). I'd pick her up at a bar and take her home but paying to see her screw might be a bit steep considering the package. Her waterworks were nothing like the others so fans of squirting will need to look close this time but the oral and boning were okay, if unexceptional.

Scene Four: Felecia Flint, another bleach blonde, claiming to be from Florida, was up next in the movie. She was another one that might have more potential if she took better care of herself (sun damaged skin, wrinkles, looking like she's in her late 20's to early 30's) but she had a shapely ass that even the blemishes didn't mar too much. The sex was mechanical, the formula followed, and it looked like her ass had seen a whole lot of large dick action in her life. In the urinating department, she was another wannabe (in large part) but if you have a thing for gals that probably make their living dancing in strip clubs, she'll fit your profile.

Scene Five: Alana Evans, perhaps the best known gal of the cast, has long reminded me of a youthful Jill Kelly with some extra weight and makeup but none of the plastic surgery of the former superstar. She followed the formula and is usually a solid performer in terms of providing heat, passion, and some semblance of energy but her work this time was found lacking. She shook her ass well enough and went through the motions fairly well but she lacked the spark that has worked for me in her past performances so this was a one time view for me.

Summary: Squirt For Me POV 2 was better than I thought it would be, mainly due to Kelly Wells' performance but the others weren't terrible either. I'm not a believer in female ejaculation as it appears in porn (funny how all of a sudden hundreds of gals can do this trick against all scientific evidence and it all started when it was discovered that money could be made off itů) but if you want to believe in it so badly that you'll disregard biological facts, by all means consider this movie worth a Rent It. Maybe some day, the director will unveil himself to us (he did a decent job with the gals) but by then I hope he sticks with high end gals and not the generic second tier gals (who all seemed very nice in their own way though). Maybe he'll spring for some better DVD covers too.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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