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Studio: DVSX » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/8/05

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Pros 3: Big Money Hunnies


Genre: Gonzo

Director: Guy Capo

Cast: Taylor Rain, Talon, Cherokee, Tommy Gunn, Bailey, Adam Wilde, Jordan Fleiss, Rick Patrick, Roxanne Hall, Kyle Stone, Kelli Tyler, Chris Cannon

Length: 123.5 minutes

Date of Production: 5/5/2005 (box), 5/15/2005 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra this time was again a series of solo masturbation/tease shorts by the gals of the movie (lasting between 2 and 4 minutes each). While they didn't last nearly long enough, it was cool seeing them have some quality time alone after watching their scenes with the guys. My second favorite extra was a selection of 5.5 minutes worth of Behind the Scenes footage, mostly blooper footage of the performers screwing up. The other extras included a photogallery, credits, a collection of the pop shots from the scenes, some trailers and a double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Pros 3: Big Money Hunnies was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Guy Capo for DVSX. The colors were accurate, the grain minimal, the lighting pretty fair, and the composition of the shots pleasing to the eye for the most part. There were no noticeable compression artifacts or major amounts of video noise and my overall assessment of the picture quality was favorable. The stereo audio was pretty basic, as expected, but it didn't detract from the heated scenes included on the DVD.

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Body of Review: Guy Capo, the studly director known for his perverse sense of humor, manly looks, and generally playful ability to capture some decent performances by even the least talented gals in porn, has not been making movies as fast as some of his peers but he has shown enough ability at this point in his career to provide some basis for saying he's more than a flash in the pan. His latest release for DVSX is Pros 3: Big Money Hunnies, a movie that presented a number of gals in the most accurate portrayal of their pay for hire antics to date. The gals weren't the top pick in each case but I'd screw any one of them if given the chance (this coming from a guy that'd do a wood pile if he thought there might be a snake in it of course). You'll find better from Guy Capo and the nice folks at DVSX but it wasn't a bad set of scenes either. Noting that none of the cast used condoms, here's a quick look at the scenes to help you decide if it might appeal to your tastes:

Scene One: Taylor Rain, the lean cutie displayed on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up first in a scene with Talon; the porn stud known for his resemblance to mainstream actor Freddie Prince Jr. She began by giving a little made up speech about her life as a gal for hire, quickly ending up giving her partner some oral while she wore a red dress. Her crotch was shaved and she kept eye contact with him as he plugged away on her pussy, with Guy using a close up of the penetration as the focal point of the action. They swapped positions a few times and moved to anal with ATM (ass to mouth) with her energetically bouncing on his penis throughout the scene. Much of the time, I found her work here to be mechanical but it wasn't a bad scene; ending with a weak facial.

Scene Two: Cherokee, a diminutive brunette with powerful legs and a sweetly thick ass (not to mention a very cute voice), was up next as she had scene two with the muscular Tommy Gunn. Initially wearing a pink flimsy dress she slowly undressed him before licking his shaft and giving him a great blowjob. This is easily one of the top MILF's in porn and one I wish made more movies by now. She was another one that rode with a sense of urgency but she also had some chemistry with Tommy that was missing in the first scene. It was strictly oral and vaginal but the replay factor was better this time because of her dedication to the action. Yum!

Scene Three: Bailey, a curvy gal with a nice smile, attractive body, and youthful layer of baby fat missing from some of the waifish gals favored by some of you, was up next with Adam Wilde. Her oral was short and passive with her acting more like a fuck socket than anything else but she did okay in the vaginal arena. Some of you will appreciate her anal action more but it was pretty tame to me with Guy staying largely with a moderate angle (with intermittent close ups) and Adam doing most of the work. It ended with an anal creampie that she shat out and licked off the sheets to the bed but it wasn't anything special in my book. I can see why she didn't make the front DVD cover but as a filler scene, it was also okay to watch once.

Scene Four: Jordan Fleiss, the last gal not shown on the front DVD cover, sported brunette hair, tired eyes, and a nasty cigarette as she gave her fake interview before joining tall Rick Patrick for the next scene. They stripped, she dropped to her knees, and slobbed his knob fairly well but not with any sort of intensity if you catch my drift. They boned vaginally but he did about 85% of all the work and the scene was therefore kind of weak for me. She has potential but sure didn't live up to it this time with him jerking out his load on her stomach after the pile driver position.

Scene Five: Roxanne Hall, the hotty featured in the middle of the front DVD cover with light hair and large implants, has long been known as a skilled performer in porn. Claiming to be "the best", she attempted to prove it with porn veteran Kyle Stone (who had some great lines most men can relate to) on a couch in the living room. Her tease footage was nice and playful but her age is creeping up on her quickly so she might want to ready herself to cash out of the industry soon (at least as an onscreen worker). They both did some oral this time though neither seemed particularly interested in doing so, and the screwing did not include anal as I originally thought it would. She was also far more passive than usual with him popping off in her mouth to close.

Scene Six: Kelli Tyler, the hotty on the left hand side of the front DVD cover looking much like a younger version of mainstream actress Claudia Christian mixed in with an old girlfriend of mine, was up last with Chris Cannon on a couch. He played with her feet, they did some oral, and she quickly proved to me that she's worth looking into further by the manner in which she teased and toyed with him. Her oral was fun to watch, her vaginal ride was extremely heated, and I thought she gave the standout performance of the show in most ways (her excitement levels were off the charts much of the time as displayed by her erect nipples, flush skin, and other physiological standards used to judge such things). I wasn't keen on her vertical abdomen scar but her flexibility was a sight to behold. Whew!

Summary: Pros 3: Big Money Hunnies was best rated as a Rent It due to the uneven manner in which so many of the gals performed. The technical matters were generally well done and the usual directorial style of Guy Capo proved true to form but the lack of chemistry several of the couples displayed made this one a bit too mechanical for me to recommend without coming off like a shill. I like DVSX and Guy Capo enough to be honest with them so this release gives them a bit of perspective to work with in terms of his abilities; basically, he can't work miracles (yet!) and has to make do with what he has. If the gals have an off day, his ability to transform them into ultra hot vixens is limited, even if he normally can work wonders in this regard. Check it out for a couple of fine performances but don't expect the whole release to be his best work to date.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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