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Big Natural Tits 13


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/8/05



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Big Natural Tits 13

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Christoph Clark

Cast: Alicia Rhodes, Mark Wood, Brian Pumper, Katty, Bob Terminator, Roly Reeves, Lucy, Eufrat, Christoph Clark, Alwen, Nick Lang, Ms. Panther, Joel Lawrence, Anastasia Christ, Choky Ice

Length: 142.5 minutes

Date of Production: 5/1/2005

Extra's: The extras were weaker than usual this time with the best of them being a 6.5 minute long documentary (usually called Behind the Scenes) for most folks. The cast list helped me a whole lot with the scene breakdowns and the rest of the extras were standardized with a photogallery, some filmographies, trailers, and a biography of Christoph Clark on top of the usual paper inserts and fetish menu for those who care.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Big Natural Tits 13 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Christoph Clark for Evil Angel. There was a fair amount of grain and video noise related to some lighting issues but the composition of the camera angles seemed to help improve the look of some of the gals (it wasn't up to Christoph's usual standards though). The fleshtones were accurate though and I saw no compression artifacts so I'd have to say this was middle of the road for the nice folks at Evil Angel. The stereo English audio track was as basic as I've heard from any of the Evil Angel releases of the last year with little separation between the tracks and limited dynamic range but it wasn't much different than the majority of gonzo fare offered by others either so you shouldn't fuss too much about it.

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Body of Review: One of the better foreign directors these days is the talented Christoph Clark, a fixture in porn for years. He tends to favor more natural looking gals that have all the usual imperfections such gals have but the result is often a sense of playfulness missing in other modern pornos. His latest release is Big Natural Tits 13, a movie much like Volume 10, where the emphasis was on gals with large breasts (and usually larger bodies) that fucked on camera. There was little set up to the scenes but some of them were pretty good. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used in them and they followed a less formulaic approach then usual:

Scene One: Alicia Rhodes, a busty blonde from England best seen in the middle of the upper half of the front DVD cover squeezing her breasts together (alternately in black & white on the upper right hand side of the cover), had the first scene with studly Mark Wood and Brian Pumper after some tease footage playing tennis was shown. She then really worked the camera in her fishnet outfit in a weird looking hallway before moving to the living room for the real action. She has long been a vocal gal and knowledgeable in the art of titty fucking so those additions to the usual oral, vaginal and anal (with DP, ATM and other variations on the theme) made the scene even better than usual for me. Her energy levels and the chemistry shown by this trio were a great way to start the movie out. Yeah!

Scene Two: Katty, the bleached bond showcased on the lower half of the front DVD cover, was admittedly the kind of gal that Christoph likes above all others with her natural breasts, gal next door appeal, and general ease with her own sexuality that many of the more professional gals don't have. Her partners were Bob Terminator and Roly Reeves, a couple of well regarded porn studs that liked what they smelt (and/or saw) so they went to work on her right away when given the green light on the couch. The sex was oral and vaginal only but she appealed to me in a sense for her natural manner more than anything else.

Scene Three: Lucy and Eufrat, a couple of first timers according to scene partner Christoph Clark, were nice in how they contrasted one another with one being blonde and the other sporting reddish hair with ample, if not large, breasts. Christoph acted kind of goofy as he interviewed them but the action included a lot of lesbian antics as well as Christoph getting in on the act a little bit. In all, I wished they did more (even with him if they had to) but it wasn't a bad way to spend a little bit of time.

Scene Four: Alwen, the brunette on the lower left hand side of the upper half of the front DVD cover, was up next as she showed her 20 year old body off in the bathroom. She took a piss on the toilet and Christoph Clark played with her before her other partner for the scene, Nick Lang, joined in the fun. Her breasts weren't that big but she did have a nice ass and seemed to be slightly more playful than many other foreign performers. Nick did most of the work this time but Christoph got some POV action towards the end in this fairly average scene.

Scene Five: Ms. Panther, the black gal on the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as our director talked to her as though she were the most attractive gal in the world. I suppose that's what it takes to for someone looking like him to get some action but in fairness to her, she did have some very large breasts on her chunky frame. I haven't seen Joel Lawrence much of late but in something of a return to form, he showed he still had what it took to give her his all as he did the work during the scene. I'm not a fan of gals that make guys do all the work so even her limited vocalization didn't help much here. Otherwise, if you like heavy gals that just lie there, she'll be your pick of the litter.

Scene Six: Anastasia Christ, the blonde seen on the upper right hand corner (in color), was up last as she spoke to Christoph as though he were an old pal of hers (they've worked together before). Her partners after the extensive tease footage were Choky Ice and Roly Reeves; both seeming to really want to tap her hard. She also had some extra weight on her frame although she carried it better (and didn't feel the need to hide it with a corset as Panther did) and showed the kind of energy needed to elevate the show a bit given the limited energy the last several scenes had on display. They did it all with her, including a DP, some taste testing, and lots of anal before the ending facials. In all, I think she was very good in her scene.

Summary: Big Natural Tits 13 was worth a rating of Rent It to me due to the weaker nature of some scenes and the fact that most of the larger breasts were on heavy gals instead of fitter cuties fans like to see. There were also a number of gals with smaller breasts on hand so your mileage will vary in the movie but the worst part for me was the technical flaws on display in some of the scenes, issues I had thought were long fixed in Christoph Clark's movies. Perhaps he rushed the production of this one or something happened to his crew but the ending result was a mixed bag of tricks and only the best of these were worth watching more than once. If you'd like to see some of his better work, check out the Euro Domination series that usually provides some of the best action found in modern foreign gonzo.

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