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Barely Legal All-Stars Vol. 5


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 8/8/05



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Barely Legal All-Stars Volume 5

Hustler Video

Genre: Vignette

Date of Production: 2/6/04

Cast: Melissa Lauren, Rachael Rotten, Christie Lee, Lily Thai, Taylor Rain, Ashley Fires, Jasmine Lynn, & Dani Woodward.

Director: Various

Condoms: None

Special Features: As with most Hustler releases, there are hardly any extras. Just a lame Slide Show, Behind the Scenes, and Trailers.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The video quality was on par with what you'll find on most Adult DVDs. Because the scenes were taken from previous Hustler releases, the lighting is a bit different from scene to scene, the colors look a little brighter in some scenes, and the camerawork differs in each scene. There are very few flaws in the actual print however. I was hard pressed to find any pixilation or compression artifacts. The audio is presented in 2.0 stereo. The only time music is played is during the first minute of each scene, and after that it's only usual moaning and groaning.

Scene 1: Melissa Lauren – Barely Legal #48. Melissa is a decent, but not great, looking blonde with a slender body. In this scene Melissa is being accused of a petty crime and has to be interrogated. In a horribly corny scenario, Melissa tries to bribe her way out of trouble by undoing his pants and delivering a blowjob. The detective then returns the favor by going down on Melissa. After they swap oral, the real action starts and Melissa gets fucked in a few different positions (including some anal). The scene ends with a weak cumshot to the face. Both actor's performances were rather lackluster making this scene a dud.

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Scene 2: Taylor Rain – Barely Legal #23. Taylor Rain is…actually if you don't know who Taylor Rain is you haven't been watching enough porn! As her scene begins Taylor seems to be having trouble with her oven and calls a repairman. In the blink of an eye, the repair shows and begins getting freaky with Taylor. She undoes his pants and gives a great looking blowjob. He then returns the favor before he gets to violate Taylor in the missionary and doggy style positions. A bit of anal and he was ready to give Taylor a sloppy cumshot to the face. Despite Taylor looking bored at some points, it was still a decent scene.

Scene 3: Ashley Fires & Jayna Oso– Barely Legal #47. Ashley is a slender brunette with a bit of an edgy feel to her appearance. She just looks like she was made for porn. In her scene she plays a prostitute who is working her street corner. She comes upon a rival hooker (Jayna Oso), and the two begins to fight over territory. One thing leads to another and the two girls begin to make out in a near by warehouse. The lick each other's pussies in every position you can imagine. Just when you think they've don it all, two dildos magically appear. They take turns using them on one another before the scene fades to black. While not the best lesbian scene, there were a few highlights. If you can overlook the ridiculous acting, you might find this scene enjoyable.

Scene 4: Jasmine Lynn – Barely Legal #21. Jasmine is a very petite brunette with an adorable fresh face. As her scene begins we discover Jasmine is a struggling realtor looking to rent out an apartment. All the stress must have gotten to her because she sits on the couch and begins to masturbate. In walks a prospective buyer and rest is history. He immediately goes down on Jasmine, and unfortunately Jasmine acts like a corpse. She gives him a very brief blowjob before they start to bang. He gives it to her in the missionary, doggy, and cowgirl style (with anal mixed in). The scene ends with Jasmine getting a face full of man gravy. Despite the times when she was getting it up the ass, Jasmine gave a bland performance, a little bit of life would really have turned this scene around.

Scene 5: Rachael Rotten – Barely Legal #25. This scene gave me the heebie-jeebies. Rachael is a freaky goth chick with a zillion piercings and tattoos (so is her costar Rob Rotten). After breathing fire, Rob calls Rachel over so she can suck his cock. This is when I saw the most horrible site; he has a huge tattoo on his schlong! This scene was so freaky and over the top I fast-forwarded through most of it. They did fuck in a few different positions: missionary, and reverse cowgirl. The scene mercifully ends with Rachael taking a monster load to the face. Unless you like two foot mohawks, fire breathing, and tattooed circus freaks I'd recommend skipping this scene.

Scene 6: Dani Woodward – Barely Legal #40. Dani is the incredible girl on the cover; she's easily the best looking girl on the disc. As her scene begins we find Dani is bed thinking about her boyfriend. Her thoughts get the best of her and she begins to masturbate. Out of nowhere her boyfriend appears and immediately goes down on Dani. She returns the favor by giving an incredibly looking blowjob. She looks amazing sucking dick. Her lucky boyfriend gets to fuck her in the missionary, doggy style, and reverse cowgirl positions. The scene ends with Dani getting a nice sloppy facial. Dani looked amazing the entire scene and gave a top notch performance. This is truly an All-Star scene.

Scene 7: Christie Lee – Barely Legal #41. Christie is a very young looking brunette and a nice tight body. In her scene we find her laying naked on a pool raft with her legs spread eagle. Her sister's boyfriend shows up and the two begin to flirt. He disrobes and jumps in the pool and starts to lick Christie's pussy. He works her over orally for a good 5 minutes before he lys on the raft so Christie can blow him. They now jump out of the pool and bang in a multitude of positions – all while sitting on the raft. The scene ends with Christie getting a load right in the kisser. Christie is an amazing and the fact that she looks like she's 18 made it even better.

Final Thoughts: Why this was called an All-Star compilation is beyond me. You could pick up any Hustler DVD and find better scenes than the ones tossed on this disc. With the exception of Dani Woodward's (and possibly Christie Lee) scene, the rest of the disc is horribly mediocre, I wouldn't recommended actually buying this release, but if you're a fan of the stars then it might warrant a rental.



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