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I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing
I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing
Date of Production: 2/24/05, 3/17/05, 3/24/05, 3/31/05, & 4/14/05
Cast: Julia Bond, Poppy Morgan, Nadia Sin, Victoria Sin, Christie Lee, & Shane Diesel.
Director: Xavier Mann & Brother Love
Special Features: This release has very little in the way of extras. Just a measly "Behind The Scenes", "Photo Gallery", "Pick Your Pleasure", and "Web Trailers". Digital Sin usually makes a decent effort to provide quality extras, but sadly they didn't for this release.
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The digital video image is crisp with only mild edge enhancement at various points throughout the film. Colors look nice and lifelike, flesh tones as well, and the black levels remain solid throughout. There are a couple of spots where some low level video noise is present, but these are few and far between. Overall this presentation looks pretty solid. The audio is presented in 2.0 stereo. The only time music is played is during the first minute of each scene, other than that it's only the actor's dialogue.
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Scene 1: Julia. Julia is the hottie on the cover. Despite a few weird tattoos, she has an amazing body. Her scene promptly begins with a strip tease in whivh she shows off her goodies in a see-through thong. After a few minutes Shane Diesel shows up, carrying his massive member. Nadia drops to her knees and attempts to take it in her mouth. She manages to give a decent blowjob before the real action begins. They start banging in the doggy style position, and Julia looks to be in a lot of pain at first. She relaxes and they move on to cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and missionary positions. The scene ends with Shane jerking off on to Julia's cute face. Other than the fact that Julia looked to be in pain sometimes, this was a good scene.
Scene 2: Poppy. Poppy has always been one of my favorite porn stars. She truly has an amazing pair of tits, and an attractive face to match. Poppy's scene begins with a quick strip tease while sitting in a bathtub. Shane then appears and stands over her, calling for her to suck his cock. She obliges and tries her best to handle him. Her mouth is so small, she was barely able to get any of his cock in her mouth. The couple then head into the bedroom where Shane goes down on Poppy before he shoves his schlong in her. Once again the girl looked to be in some discomfort, as Shane was never able to put the entire thing in Poppy. Poppy get nailed in the spooning, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and doggy style positions. The scene ends with Poppy feverishly jwrking Shane off till she takes his load in her mouth. Poppy acted very playful making this scene rather enjoyable.
Scene 3: Nadia. Nadia, as you might have expected, is a hot Euro girl. Her body is out of this world, and she has an incredibly sexy face to match. As her scene begins we find Nadia showing off her body on a couch while Shane takes his clothes off. Carmen actually looks scared at the site of Shane's cock. She does her best though, and sucks his cock in what is actually a decent looking blowjob. After licking Nadia's clit for a while, Shane tries to fit his massive cock in her. Unfortunately, it looks painful and it takes a while before Carmen actually looks comfortable. She gets banged in the missionary, doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and even some anal! Ouch! Nadia is an amazing girl, but she didn't look too comfortable during the scene. Watching a porn is only enjoyable if the girl appears to be having fun.
Scene 4: Victoria. Victoria is a very thin Euro brunette. She doesn't have very big breasts, but she does have a decent face. She starts off with a little masturbation until Shane makes his presence known. The two swap oral for nearly ten minutes. Victoria looked a tad intimidated by Shane's size, but still managed to give a enjoyable blowjob. The real action begins when Shame bends her over and takes her from behind. They move on to the missionary position, followed by cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and missionary. Victoria never looked in any discomfort and was able to handle Shane's entire member. The scene concludes with Victoria getting her face covered in a think layer of man gravy.
Scene 5: Christie Lee. Christie us a very short blonde girl, with a tad too much makeup. Despite that, she does have a good body for porn. As soon as her scene begins, she walks over to Shane (laying on a bed) and starts to satisfy him orally. Christie did not look intimidated at all, and gave a very energetic blowjob. Once Shane went to fuck here, however, she literally screams in pain – not something I found to be a turn-on. She never really becomes fully comfortable, but she does manage to relax a little. Shane goes on to give it to her a a few more positions before the climax. It ends with Christie licking the cum off Shane's cock. Christie managed to give a good performance, I'd like to see her in action with some normal actors.
Final Thoughts: I'll be the first to admit that I've never been a big fan of Shane Diesel's films. He is so big that it often looks like the girls are in a lot of discomfort – something I don't find particularly sexy. With that being said, this is still a decent release. The sex is intense and energetic, the girls are all smokin', and the technical quality is good. Fans of Shane Diesel will definitely want to pick this up. Everyone else might want to do some research on Shane before the pick this one up or rent it first.