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Cum Soaked Teens

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/14/05

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Cum Soaked Teens

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: John Strong

Cast: Vanessa Michaels, John Strong, Patricia Petite, Michael Stefano, Jackie Ashe, Chanel Chavez, Erik Everhard, Kat, Manuel Ferrara; "the load guys" (including Brandon Iron I believe and perhaps Jake Malone among others), Chrissy (bonus scene only)

Length: 159 minutes

Date of Production: 4/14/2005

Extra's: My favorite extra was the 28.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showcased the talent of the movie. There was some sex, some frolic, and lots of interviews for fans of the cast. There was also a 21 minute long extra called a "Bonus Blow Bang" where a blonde named Chrissy blew a whole bunch of guys, who all let loose their loads upon her face and upper torso. She was a Las Vegas gal but didn't have the great looks I expected of someone featured in one of John's movies (apparently, he agreed and put her on the bonus section as a result) but she was a talented cock sucker. The other extras were the generic photogallery, cumshot compilation from the scenes, trailers, and a double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Cum Soaked Teens was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that director John Strong shot it in for distribution by Platinum X Pictures. Most of the scenes looked crisp and clear but some of the camera angles made me think that one of the color correction adjustments wasn't made to at least one camera and the image suffered slightly as a result. In general terms, Platinum X Pictures movies look like those from kissing cousin company Red Light District; they are the clearest, most well lit gonzo you'll find on the already crowded shelves of most stores, but this time the picture wasn't as good in every scene. Compared to their biggest competitor, they looked great but I compare the scenes to some of John's other fine works, not the weaker guys. I saw no compression artifacts though and the video noise was minimal so the visual elements shouldn't bother most fans enough to sway your purchasing decisions. The stereo English audio was as basic as ever; fitting for this type of gonzo movie with each gal heard distinctively.

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Body of Review: One of the buffest director/performing males in porn these days is the studly John Strong. Directing several series of hardcore gonzo for release/distribution by Platinum X Pictures, this man has seen a lot of great action over the years. His latest movie on DVD is Cum Soaked Teens, a movie where John and friends literally drop a lot of loads on gals after some truly hardcore fucking, leaving their faces looking like they were dipped in candle wax in several cases. If this appeals to you; consider also that unlike some companies, this time the gals looked in their teens rather than mid to late twenties. That said, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and each gal had an appeal to a segment of the viewing audience:

Scene One: Vanessa Michaels, the busty gal from Michigan by way of Poland, claimed to be 19 years old and you can see why she scored the front DVD cover by virtue of her great looks if nothing else. Her partner was John Strong, a guy known for keeping the best for himself, and she looked like one of those corn fed hotties from the Midwest at first look. One of the things I really enjoyed about the beginning of the scene was how she began the sex (after the interview) by oiling up those tig old bitties of hers. Man, it was nearly enough to cause me to pop all by itself but her oral skills were nothing to sneeze at either. For the next half hour she gave him a titty fuck, blew him with gusto, and passionately rode his penis in several positions with some PTM (pussy to mouth) to liven up the acts. She finished up by taking an extra load (by an uncredited guy) to her face but it was thoroughly doused by the time the scene was over. Yum!

Scene Two: Patricia Petite, a small redhead with a penchant for playing with men's cocks, skipped the interview and tease by jerking off Michael Stefano and John Strong on the couch to start the second scene. She was wearing some hot lingerie that came off pretty quickly but the guys took full advantage of her skills as they went back and forth with her. One would get some oral while the other would bone her but it wasn't long before they were full out DP'ing her on the couch to her cries of pleasure. She's not my favorite performer in porn but she has developed a following for a reason that was evident here as her lean physique bounced up and down on their meat rods. They gave her repeated loads to her face and she seemed to love it so she got extra points for enthusiasm in this energetic scene.

Scene Three: Jackie Ashe, a 19 year old from San Diego, had pale skin compared to the others and a sort of disheveled look to her at the beginning of the scene. Some people accept that this means she'd be wild in bed since gals that pay too much attention to their looks are more fitting to be contract performers rather than gonzo wildcats. Her partner was John Strong and she gave an interview to begin the scene with some of the usual tease most gals seem to feel is appropriate for a good scene (I happen to agree with this assessment too). After the masturbation sequence, she worked him over orally in POV style, looking only slightly silly as she made a couple of funny faces before working his penis over in earnest. She definitely has some oral skills and that aspect of her act was first class all the way. She rimmed him too (a rewarding experience for a guy and all in fair play) but her sexual skills declined at this point since he did all the work when they screwed vaginally. She appeared to be a solid fuck in terms of tightness but would've looked better if she pumped back on him during the scene. She took an extra load by one of John's friends but it was his load that coated her best.

Scene Four: Chanel Chavez, a 19 year old brunette with a lean but all natural body, was up next on a couch scene with the powerful Erik Everhard. There was some tease and oral but her strong point had nothing to do with those limited parts of the scene. No, her strength was in how well she took him in her pussy and ass, along with some decent PTM and ATM action. This was another gal that was holding on for dear life rather than actively participating but Erik has long been established as almost a force of nature once he gets going (contrary to some reports, his acts all appear to be consensual too) so I couldn't fault her as much as a few of the other weaker performers here. Some uncredited semen was dumped on her face too, leaving a trail on the camera lens, but again, this wasn't the best scene of the bunch.

Scene Five: Kat, the 19 year old "naughty girl" that looks far younger, was up last for those of you into the youth factor. This is perhaps my least favorite performer in porn that has a large following; perhaps she's well received due to her appearance of a junior high school student. In any case, she has a lot of sexual skill and while I'm not into her look, you can be assured that she earned her keep here with a lot of oral, vaginal and even anal with Manuel Ferrara, John Strong, and Michael Stefano on a bed. There was some DP action and a lot of hot loads to spare with her energy levels and passion for cock above and beyond the call of booty duty (with some rough stuff for good measure) this time. If anything, she gave a stellar performance that I would have loved if not for her look.

Summary: Cum Soaked Teens started off very strong but seemed to blow its wad early as the later gals, with the exception of Kat, seemed to be too passive for my enjoyment. I know some of you enjoy a lazy fuck from time to time as long as the gals are young but I see enough lame porn already and there are plenty of gals willing to work out the loads with enthusiasm and passion to pass the slackers by. I'm going to rate this one as a Rent It although I can see why some of you would think it was worth more (maybe even a lot more) depending on your personal tastes. I just hope John keeps working on improving his craft as I've seen enough of his better works to know he has what it takes on both sides of the camera.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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