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Flower's Squirt Shower

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 8/16/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE: Gonzo Fetish
DIRECTOR: William H.
LENGTH: 1:45
CAST: Flower Tucci, Tiana Lynn, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Sammie Rhodes, Mark Ashley, Billy Glide, Van Damage, Scott Nails, Kyle Stone, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Chris Mountain and Juan Cuba
PRODUCTION: May 21, 2005

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video
| Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo.

the Special Features

Behind the Scenes [19m 14s] | Bonus Footage [8m 3s] | Bonus Scene From "Swallow My Squirt" featuring Tiana & Ariana [20m 12s] | Photo Gallery | Trailers for "Big Wet Asses 6", "Cum Drenched Tits 2", "Big Black Wet Asses 2", "Not Too Young For Cum 2", "Swallow My Squirt" and "Big Wet Tits", Website Info and A 4 minute Phone Sex ad.

the Fucking

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While rubbing their pussies as they patiently sit on a sofa waiting for Mark, the girls hungrily devour his dick once he shows up. Mark pulls the butt plug out of Flower's ass and sticks it in her mouth, before spreading her legs for deep missionary that gets Flower squirting. Tiana spreads next for some missionary that gets her squirting twice, before Flower bends over so Mark can fuck her doggystyle. More squirting ensues. Flower and Tiana hop on top for cowgirl which - surprise, surprise - gets them squirting into each other's faces. Anal doggystyle with Flower, as Tiana rims Mark's ass, is up next, followed by a spooning for Tiana. Reverse anal cowgirl with Flower is the final position, before Mark does a little shooting of his own onto Tiana and Flower's faces to end the scene.

Both ladies looked very sexy, but there was WAY too much squirting for me. However, the sex generated some heat.

[ Flower Tucci, Tiana Lynn & Mark Ashley | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial, Squirting | Missionary, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Spoon, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: None | ]

Flower and Missy come close to making out with each other before turning their attention to Billy and sucking his dick. He treats Flower to some missionary, as Missy sits on her face and masturbates. There's some more squirting before Missy hops on Billy for cowgirl and reverse anal cowgirl until she squirts. Reverse cowgirl with Flower, followed by anal doggystyle for both ladies is next, along with an anal spooning for Missy. There's one last reverse cowgirl ride for Flower, before both ladies milk a shot out of him and onto their faces. Did I mention there was squirting?

There wasn't as much squirting as the last scene, and Missy didn't look as good as Tiana, but there was some slight heat generated.

[ Flower Tucci, Missy Monroe & Billy Glide | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Spoon | Condoms: No | ]

After giving the camera a run-down of the types of cock she likes to suck, four gentlemen show up while she's masturbating and stick four stiff ones in her face. She spends the entire scene sucking, squirting and, at times, rimming the fellas before the shoot their loads on her face to end the scene.

There's absolutely no penetration during this scene. Just Flower sucking...and squirting.

[ Flower Tucci & four fellas | Masturbating, Oral (F), Rimming | Condoms: No | ]

All you need to know about this scene is that there's a lot of sucking, licking, fingering and toy play.

Oh, and there might be some squirting too.

This scene really didn't do much for me. Sure, the girls looked cute, but i'm not that big a fan of girl/girl scenes. And girl/girl scenes where the ladies squirt ungodly amounts, even less.

[ Flower Tucci, Tiana Lynn, Angela Stone & Sammi Rhodes | Oral (F), Fingering, Toy Play | ]

When she finishes telling us the reason she likes to get fucked by two guys at once, two fellas magically appear [with cocks drawn] to let her start sucking them. After the lengthy blowjobs, she hops on top for reverse cowgirl before bending over for doggystyle, regular and anal. There's some ATM, along with anal missionary and a rimming for the guys, before hopping back on top for cowgirl, regular and reverse. A spooning, in both holes, leads to a facial from each of the guys for Flower. And, yes, she does squirt.

Thankfully, this disc is finished. This scene had more sex and less squirting than the rest, so i'd say it was a mild improvement.

[ Flower Tucci & Two Guys | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Spoon | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

This was most definitely not my cup of tea. Back when I worked at a video store, we used to have German "piss" movies, and this flick reminded me of some of those. I'm sure there are those out there who get off on this kind of thing, and that's fine - i'm not passing judgment. I also think that you'll enjoy this flick. William did a great job directing it and the ladies are pretty cute. Flower, in particular, has an ass i'm terribly fond of. However, I have no idea what my "final word" should be. On the one hand, this flick was well presented, and the squirting in the first scene alone would be more than enough to satisfy fans of that kink. However, i'm not one of them. So, if this is your kind of thing, i'd definitely recommend it. Unfortunately, it's not mine, so i'll have to give it a Skip It.

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