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Anal Delinquents 3

Studio: Mayhem » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/23/05

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Anal Delinquents 3

Sin City/Mayhem

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Aurora Snow

Cast: Veronica Jett, James Deen, Frenchie, Bad Bob, Staci Thorn, Dirty Harry, Victoria Sin, Chris Mountain, Julian St. Jox, Aurora Snow, Devlin Weed

Length: 110.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/25/2005

Extra's: There were some decent extras this time with the best being the 6-minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Johnny "Bad Bob" Thrust, the many biographies (short but including each cast member, male and female) and interviews (each gal got a few minutes of screen time) all added some value. There was also the usual pop shot compilation and photogallery but I've never really cared about either of those so you can adjust the rating a touch higher if you're a fan of them.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Anal Delinquents 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot for this release. Mayhem's usual picture quality is a bit on the low side with some of the varied visual problems lower end porn is known for including grain, soft focus, compression artifacts, and video noise leading the issues I've noticed. For the most part, the sex scenes here weren't impacted much by these issues although the narration part looked horribly lame (faded, grainy, poor colors). It was by no means high end picture quality but it was definitely a step in the right direction for a company that has released some of my favorite porn this year. The 2.0 stereo English audio was a bit hollow with little dynamic range or separation but you could hear the moans and groans once the action started; just like always.

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Body of Review: Now that Aurora Snow is no longer under contract with Sin City/Mayhem, she can once again look to find her center that appears to have been lost in the shuffle as she worked at getting her college degree and paying for it with porn. In general, she used to be one of the top performers in the business but years later, seems to have run out of steam at an increasing rate (a shame too since I've always been fond of her performance abilities). One of her last movies for the company was Anal Delinquents 3, which was much like Anal Delinquents 1 and Anal Delinquents 2, although not as consistently heated in terms of what went on. There was a lot of anal sex here, even if Aurora could've phoned in her role in this regard, and fans of the rest of the cast might do well to check it out. Without further criticism, here's a look at the scenes from the movie, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Veronica Jett is something of an up and comer these days based in no small part on a couple of roles that received critical praise (one of them was horrible though). Her look is that of a young, skinny gal from the wrong side of the tracks but partner James Deen didn't seem to mind offering her his dick to suck as she vied for the role of biggest slut in the movie's club. Her oral skills looked honed from years of work on a street corner but not up to that of some of her fellow sluts though Jimmy wasn't whining about it that I could hear. Her strength actually laid in her ability to do vaginal and anal sex without so much as a blink although her skilled pussy was more capable of handling even the tiny weenie Jimmy had to offer. He rubbed out a load and the first, most mechanical, scene ended with a deep sigh.

Scene Two: Frenchie, a gal with a more down home look to her, was up next with the movie's production assistant, Bad Bob, in a bed. I wondered if he was paid extra for the scene or if that was part of his job description, something I wouldn't mind getting in on myself some day. Regardless, her oral was slower and sultrier with some great eye contact as she teased him repeatedly to get him hot. They also followed the formula of vaginal and anal (again with the taste testing too) but it was also slower. If you like less experienced gals getting boned, she'll appeal to you more than she did to me but she wasn't a bad fuck, just kind of lazy. It ended with the facial that she stoically took but the lack of excitement shined through her professional persona.

Scene Three: Staci Thorn, the blonde on the front DVD cover, was up next as she aggressively took care of the oldest guy in the movie. If you like the younger gal with older guy scenario, her treatment of Dirty Harry will likely appeal to you a whole lot. The good news is that while most of the other scenes looked kind of weak on the technical side, this one seemed crystal clear almost the entire time. While his skill with a meat pipe wasn't anything special, she covered for him well enough to peak my interest in the scene, something I thought wouldn't happen given the weaknesses of the previous action. Her oral was the highlight however and while she took anal better then the previous gals, even her vaginal paled compared to second stringers I've watched elsewhere (and I know she's a great fuck since I've seen it elsewhere).

Scene Four: Victoria Sin, another very lean brunette but with awesome eyes if an all too skinny body, was up next to compete for the sluttiest gal of the movie contest prize. Needless to say, she won the prize in my book for taking on both Chris Mountain and Julian St. Jox; two of the largest guys (in all ways) in the movie. They tore into her from each end and left no hole unpillaged, doing some fine DP work before the ending pop shots. The best part of the scene though was that she showed some passion and energy where the others failed to do so, making the scene the best (hands down) of the batch. I knew Aurora could be a strong contender but her spark has been less bright of late, maybe due to being in porn so long and getting jaded.

Scene Five: Aurora Snow, the director and most experienced gal in the movie (at least with regard to her work in the porn world), was up last on another bed scene, this time with Devlin Weed. Her bratty intermissions throughout the movie were cute but might've worked better 7 or 8 years ago, not while she's in her mid 20's as she was here. In any case, the scene was kind of good but the camera work sucked donkey balls with Devlin the focal point of the screen far too often. She also seemed to be focusing too much on the camera instead of his needs, something that really didn't work for me here. The sex was oral and vaginal, something that surprised me enough to wonder aloud what happened.

Summary: Anal Delinquents 3 was once again a decline from the previous chapter and it rated only a Rent It from me due to the lack of passion, heat and chemistry from the gals. The guys were mostly raring to go but also seemed to hold back in a few cases, although why they did so seemed a mystery to me given the manner in which everyone got along on the behind the scenes featurette. I like Sin City too much to put all the blame on them and Aurora has long been a gal I'd eat dirt for so whatever happened, let's just hope it was an abnormality. I gave the show a rental status instead of a skip it due in large part to Victoria's scene. While not my favorite looking gal of the cast (by no fault of her own mind you), she had the drive to succeed (or was that suck seed?) and it pushed the otherwise drab movie up a notch.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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