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Teen Fuck Holes #2

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/24/05

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Teen Fuck Holes 2

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Tim Von Swine

Cast: Jersey Jaxin, John Strong, Jon Dough, Tinka Rose, Manuel Ferrara, Riley Ryder, Steve French, Olivia Winters, Tee Reel, Brooklyn Night; Karina Kay, Tim Von Swine (last two in the bonus scene only)

Length: 145 minutes

Date of Production: 4/19/2005

Extra's: The best extra was the short oral only scene between Karina Kay and director Tim Von Swine. I described it below for those who care but suffice it to say, it was fun. Another decent extra was a 26 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where the cast was given a chance to play around before and after their sex scenes. It was well done and added some value to the DVD package (I appreciated Tim discussing the problems he had with the shoot; saying "It was the nightmare of all movies" and telling about gals not being able to do a scene, like Jamie Elle, and 14 cancellations due to sickness, car wrecks, ID problems, and other factors). There was also a cumshot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, and some trailers along with the usual double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Teen Fuck Holes 2 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Tim Von Swine for Vouyer Productions (distributed through Platinum X Pictures). The fleshtones were accurate; the focus solid but the lighting wasn't as pleasing to the eye as I like since it caused some grain and shadows. The composition of the shots wasn't bad (sometimes it was even very pleasing) but a few of them contributed to the lighting issues. I saw no compression artifacts or video noise and fans will appreciate the lack of the light watermark some of Tim's movies have displayed of late (it doesn't bother me but a few of you are adamant that you hate it). The stereo English audio was decent enough but there wasn't a lot of separation between the channels (if any) and the dynamic range was akin to a high end home camera but I could hear all that was said which is appropriate for a gonzo porno.

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Body of Review: Tim Von Swine has been called the unluckiest director in porn today with all kinds of mini-dramas taking place on his shoots. I'm not overly familiar with his troubles in this regard but I do know he generally makes a good porno with just enough edge to qualify as a Platinum X Pictures staple should he ever kick his production quantity up a notch. His latest release is Teen Fuck Holes 2 and the emphasis was, of course, on gals new to porn having some heated sex with the usual studs. On a few levels, he succeeded here as the gals were less familiar with me than almost any other PXP release in a long time and several of them were fresh in terms of how well they screwed or blew their partners. That said, here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used to bother the more delicate of you and some of these gals could make it in the industry in a big way if properly promoted:

Scene One: Jersey Jaxin, playing a lean little pool cleaner wanting to keep her job, offered to "do anything" to John Strong and Jon Dough so Jon wouldn't fire her. She was very skinny but had a cute little ass (and a neat Texas tattoo on her navel) and was willing to do what it took to make things right, including slobbing their knobs inside the house. Due to the size disparities between her and the men; they towered over her and it made their dicks look tremendously larger. She was a good cock sucker, leaving slobber trails all over the place with her messy style. They took turns riding her pussy in a number of positions and she displayed some skill here too. It ended with her taking a few loads to her mouth (and eye) and swallowing them before being cast out to finish her cleaning chores.

Scene Two: Tinka Rose, the 19 year old gal from the front DVD cover, was up next after some banter with director Tim Von Swine about flakey Karina Kay (she did him in the bonus scene). Her partner was Manuel Ferrara, a man who knows how to handle a gal new to porn, and he showed her the house while Tim went to pick up Karina. Needless to say, the couple found a couch and one thing led to another (this was a porno after all) with the two going at one another within minutes. He went down on her first, using his skillful tongue to warm her up, and she returned the favor nicely after a quick screw, proving that her limited number of movies (this was her first) wasn't a barrier to her doing some PTM (pussy to mouth). With a fun titty fuck, she was soon taking his hammering style with some back and forth before the pop shot. It wasn't bad for a first scene.

Scene Three: Riley Ryder, a very cute brunette that didn't look a day past 18, was up next with some POV oral to John Strong. Steve French joined them and she alternated between the two with the sort of clumsy oral a gal new to porn often shows. That wasn't to say she was unfamiliar with a dick in her mouth; she proved her skill throughout the scene, but some of you prefer this kind of freshness over the skill of a seasoned professional and I thought I'd point it out. While oral was her strong point, she took their cocks well in her pussy, one at a time of course, and I look forward to seeing more of this cutie in the future. She was another gal that seemed to enjoy the facial more than average and it helped make the scene strong.

Scene Four: Olivia Winters, the sole black gal of the movie, and the sole black man (or is that "soul") Tee Reel, were up next as she went door to door trying to make some money with her company "teaser teen car wash". I liked her small pink bikini top and muff buffer white shorts a lot, and apparently Tee did so too as he watched her from across the driveway while her shorts rode up her ass. He suggested another way for her to make money, starting off with her sucking him off outside by the car. They took it inside and eventually moved onto vaginal and anal action on the couch. She was probably the most energetic of the gals in the movie, doing lots of taste testing (not as much as Riley but a good amount nonetheless) along the way and screaming out loudly as to what she liked. Admittedly, she took it too far and that worked against her but the two shared some chemistry and the scene was well done. Like the other gals, she took the facial well, finishing up before being sent back to cleaning his car.

Scene Five: Brooklyn Night, yet another 19 year old cutie with brown hair and nice curves, was sunning herself when John Strong ignored Steve French's pleas to leave her alone (the scenario was that she was Tim's niece and not to be defiled). He gave her some cock to suck and she was very talented so Steve couldn't resist joining them outside in the shade by the apartment building. She paid too much attention to the camera for my taste but the POV angle did seem favorable some of the time. They moved inside to do the screwing and this was billed as her first DP (double penetration) with lots of PTM and ATM to liven up the scene. Some of the lighting here was off balance a bit (a common issue with Tim's movies) and she appeared to be kind of mechanical at times, but she displayed a lot of potential too. John's load wasn't up to par here but he's been busy so you have to expect a drop off in volume but she swallowed both of the loads down nicely in this decent scene.

Bonus Scene: Karina Kay, a really cute brunette, gave director Tim Von Swine a sweet POV blowjob. While I would've liked to see more of her, she displayed some nice skill with a meat pipe in this 14 minute long scene.

Summary: Teen Fuck Holes 2 was a mixed bag of scenes due in large part to the hardly tested skills of the cast. I believed Tim when he said, "It was the nightmare of all movies", in describing how many people were originally scheduled for the shoot but ended up canceling for one reason or another and in some cases, his frustration showed on the remaining cast. I thought it was worth a rating of Rent It but fans of seeing brand new, youthful and lean gals having a good time on camera will likely think it was worth even more. It may take time before Tim's skill at directing approaches fellow PXP directors Jewel De'Nyle, Brandon Iron, or others I've found more skilled but he shows more potential every time I see him so the writing is on the wall that he'll get better with experience. If you're into young gals though, he ended up with a solid cast here that will be well worth checking out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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