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Cum Eating Teens

Studio: LGI » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/29/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Cum Eating Teens 1

Sex Z Pictures/LGI Digital

Genre: Vignette

Director: Digital DK

Cast: Vanessa Lane, Seth Dickens, Yasmine Vega, Vincent Vega, Nicole Brazzle, Reno, Becca Bratt, Jack Spade, Mia Beck

Length: 103 minutes

Dates of Production: 8/4/2004 to 8/13/2004

Extra's: The best extra was a 9.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that gave a look at the cast before, during, and after their scenes. While I wished it lasted longer, it had a lot to like so I'm not complaining (it wasn't advertised so it was a true bonus in that sense). There was also a photogallery and some trailers but the forced spam at the front of the DVD was a nuisance.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Cum Eating Teens 1 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Digital D.K (whoever that is) for LGI Digital. The fleshtones looked great and the lighting was almost always well handled, keeping grain and video noise at bay. There were no compression artifacts either and I thought a few of the other directors at the company could learn a few things from those aspects of the movie. On the down side, the composition of the camera angles wasn't always the best for the cast, sometimes focusing on minor flaws that could've otherwise been disguised. The stereo audio was basic with some separation between the channels and a bit of dynamic range (or my imagination was working over time) but there were some minor flaws too.

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Body of Review: Every now and then, I forgo the big budget extravaganzas in porn and take a look at the lower budget releases made on a low budget in limited time. My reasoning is that such releases often contain the next best thing in terms of performers, directors, or even companies about to break out from the pack. I'm usually disappointed with what I see but there's a lot of good porn we never hear about and this is the best way to experience it rather than rely on trade magazines or paid off shills. The latest such release I took a look at was Cum Eating Teens 1, a collection of straightforward porn done in vignette form with a host of attractive gals that have largely become household names in the past year. Seeing a few of them blossom into real hotties has made me appreciate their roots here all the more so if anything, their modern work made this DVD even better to check out (it didn't hurt that the movie was cheap too). In any case, while it isn't going to set the world afire, I had some fun watching this movie and here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting no condoms were used:

Scene One: Vanessa Lane, a very cute gal in an early performance, started off the show by jumping up and down on a trampoline in the yard of a generic house, much like was done on The Man Show except she wore lingerie and no top. Her scene partner, Seth Dickens, walked up and grabbed her, carrying her bent over on his shoulder to bring her into the house; plopping her on the bed to have his way with her. Her implants weren't too overdone and she seemed to enjoy his oral ministrations as he sucked her pussy and ass while she spoke dirty to him. She's a gal that gets better every time I see her so you can imagine the freshness she had here (it was one of her first scenes I believe). Her oral in returned wasn't her best work but he guided her suitably through it as she slobbed his knob thoroughly. In the vaginal screwing, she jilled herself while he boned away, doing most of the work until she got completely into the act and rode him like crazy. He dropped his load onto her mouth and she played with it but didn't eat it as the title suggested.

Scene Two: Yasmine Vega, the gal on the lower right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next with her significant other, Vincent Vega, skipping all the tease footage in favor of attacking his meat stick orally as best she could. Her oral skills were far more developed than Vanessa's but the generic outdoor setting lent an air of authenticity to the act and the playful banter between the couple was kind of pleasant too. His penis was among the smaller ones of the movie but considering the way she seemed to enjoy working with it, I won't fuss too loudly and the titty fuck showed some heat too. His oral and the following vaginal screw was far more generic though, losing heat more than I had hoped considering how well the oral went so even the large load left on her face (again, not swallowed or eaten; she even said as much in the BTS feature) didn't make up for the filler nature of the last half of the scene.

Scene Three: Nicole Brazzle, the cute gal in blue jean shorts located on the lower left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she played with a hula hoop while Reno played with his meat. Her ass looked perfect here and while I'll probably never like her fake sounding Tennessee accent (way over the top folks), her potential to milk a nut is still top notch. He went down on her to get her wet and she returned the favor as she jerked him off in preparation of her blowjob. Unlike some gals that try to provide a sultry, classic blowjob, she toyed with him by making noises and jerking him off further as she gave him a messy lap. She rode him better in a couple of positions, stopping for some PTM (pussy to mouth), than others but it was a decent ride overall. She did seem to get some semen in her mouth but as far as eating it went; no sale as she spit it out to make noises and claimed to "love come".

Scene Four: Becca Bratt, a light haired cutie that has been very solid in past performances, started off her scene wearing a pink fishnet top and masturbating with a gold vibrator on a couch. Tasting herself as the scene progressed, she was approached by Jack Spade, wearing only his birthday suit and sporting an erection that she took to immediately. Her oral was solid, especially the way in which she talked dirty and impaled her mouth on the penis. He's another guy with a limited amount of meat but some gals appear to like it better than the far larger men that can really tear into a gal so who am I to suggest they're wrong? During the actual sexual boning, her imagination was a bit off, clumsily telling him to "fuck my young…hole" hesitating as she gathered her thoughts, and appearing distracted more often than not. She was an excellent ride though and the impression I got was that she threw herself into the action more than any of the others did. She tasted the semen after the facial but fell short of eating it; not a huge deal (for any of them in my book) but it's important to tell it like it is in a review.

Scene Five: Mia Beck, the gal located on the upper right hand corner of the front DVD cover, bounced one of those large exercise balls in her white shirt, plaid skirt and flowery panties, while partner Reno watched her. After she told him it was too hot to wear all those clothes, he didn't argue with her as they both lost some apparel to move over to the couch for some oral and boning. Her playful nature was at least as appealing as the others here but she lacked some of the sexual skills a few of the best gals had, lending her appeal more to folks looking for freshness over skill. He did most of the work during the boning stage of the scene and it ended with a decent sized facial that she didn't eat but at least played with in a decadent manner.

Summary: Cum Eating Teens 1 is not going to compete well against high budget releases like Posh Kitten in the area such movies focus on but it had a lot of fun, some heated sex, and just enough fuck for the buck for me to boost the rating a touch (placing my thumb on the scale ever so slightly) and give it a Recommended; largely due to the cast and their freshness in this point in their careers (the movie was made about a year ago). Some of you will likely find the sex more appealing than such features though since the artistic aspects were tossed out the window in favor of straightforward sex with young gals but that's a choice only you can make (I only offer my observations for you to base your decisions on). Check out the movie and let me know what you think but try not to be dismissive of a DVD simply because it looks kind of cheesy since that's where the bleeding edge of porn is often found.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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