Cast: Niky Rider, Dillon Day, Choky Ice, Simone Diamond, Susanne Brend, George Uhl, Nikki Montana, Demi Blue, Cory Baby; Missy Monroe, Biggz (the last two in the bonus scene only)
Length: 179.5 minutes
Dates of Production: 3/4/2005 to 3/8/2005
Extra's: The best extra for most porn consumers will be the bonus scene from Biggz and the Beauties 10 between Missy Monroe and Biggz. It lasted over 22 minutes and had some warmth to it but I still wish the scene presented as an extra could've been one made specifically for this DVD. My personal favorite extra was the addition of some tease masturbation scenes by the gals. They didn't last very long (a few minutes each for the most part) but the gals were hot to trot. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, a double sided DVD cover, and a fetish menu for those who care.
Audio/Video Quality: Ass Crackin' #6 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Dillon Day for Digital Sin during a recent visit to Budapest. The lighting was decent, the grain and other visual flaws minimal, and the camera angles almost always complimented the women to a fair degree or more. The fleshtones were accurate and the mixture of edits and styles seemed to show that Dillon and his crew have been improving their work compared to when he started directing not all that long ago. Even though the movie was nearly three hours long, I saw no compression artifacts and the worst scene looked pretty good (even compared to material released by gonzo leader Evil Angel). The stereo English audio was kind of basic but the moans, groans, and other comments could be readily heard and contained some measure of dynamic range so the lack of separation between the channels didn't bug me much.
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Body of Review: Male performers that become directors have shown the world how easy it is to make a porno in recent years. That doesn't mean every release they make is great (look at Paul Thomas's weak record over the years…ewww) but considering that so many people think porn is simply pointing a camera and shooting what takes place, I think there's a lot to be said for skillful direction by what were once simply meat puppets. One of the guys that have shown some talent in this regard has been the muscular Dillon Day. A bit of an aggressive man who's marriage to hotty Dasha had him leave porn for a while, his woirk as a director/performer has been pretty solid of late. His latest release is Ass Crackin' #6, the most recent volume in a series I haven't seen since Ass Crackin' 1 (I sold the series so well that my fellow reviewers grab all the copies unless I'm ruthless and quick…lol). The emphasis on the action is to follow an oral, vaginal, anal, pop shot formula with attractive gals from foreign sources. Dillon himself is in most of the scenes and the series is highly regarded as some of his best work. That said, here's a brief look at the scene of this volume, noting that no condoms were used and that the cast was well versed in the type of action fans like to see:
Scene One: Niky Rider, a lean brunette that claimed to be "20 years" in her knee high PVC boots and fishnet top, was up first with Dillon Day and Choky Ice. Okay, she's attractive but looks substantially older (she's 20 years old like I weigh 185 pounds soaking wet) and her makeup was way too thickly applied. Her pretty eyes and cock hungry mouth made up for the embellishment and she took turns blowing them before she became their cock socket. An energetic anal rider, she managed to aggressively take care of both men in a somewhat mechanical fashion, doing a DP as well as I expected of her. She's done better in the past but they put her through her paces well enough with some taste testing to enhance the mood. The scene lasted a bit over a half hour and they rubbed out loads onto her face with her giving them some post coital sucking.
Scene Two: Simone Diamond, the hotty on the front DVD cover, also claimed to be 20 years old and I believed her as she looked through me with her icy blue eyes. There's a reason she's a fan favorite these days; primarily due to her great looks and winning sexual skill. Her partner was the lucky Dillon Day in some generic setting by a couch. The camera moved around a lot but I didn't mind since I wanted to see her from every angle. Her oral wasn't all that great but she seemed to come alive when he went down on her (and even more when she rode his cock in her tight pussy). The cowgirl position worked best as she held her ass apart for the camera but she did a little anal too. It ended with the expected facial and her jerking some extra semen out of his shaft.
Scene Three: Susanne Brend, a brunette claiming to be 21 years old with pretty blue eyes and a Fran Drescher hairstyle, was up next with George Uhl and Dillon Day. She was one of the best cocksuckers of the bunch, even blowing both of them at once in her mouth, using some solid energy and eye contact to enhance the moment. She seemed to be a decent ride too with vaginal sex being her forte. The anal was less successful as she let the guys do all the work, especially during the short DP. Like the other gals, she also did some taste testing of their cocks after they had been plunging inside her but she wasn't as enthusiastic about it as fans seem to want these days. It ended with the double facial and I hope to see more of her with guys she wants to work with.
Scene Four: Nikki Montana, a bleached blonde claiming to be 20 years old, was up next as she blew Dillon Day to begin her scene. She was easily one of the most attractive gals of the cast in regards to her face and fans of lean bodies will find her simply irresistible. She did some nice POV work and also managed to engage the camera more than the others, giving her scene an appeal outside the norm of the cast at times. In terms of sheer passion, I think she was at the top of her game during the oral but didn't lose steam as she was taking him vaginally. I liked her vocals during the anal too as she participated (not fully but enough to work for me) and it lasted forever. She also did more ATM (ass to mouth) than all the other gals in the movie for those who care. The weakest thing of the scene was Dillon's poor pop shot, showing he's been working too much to me, but it was a sweet coupling in my book.
Scene Five: Demi Blue, a gal that looked great below the neck, started off her scene wearing fishnet stockings, blue jean shorts, and a black top. Her partners were Dillon Day and George Uhl. She had a unique looking face but tried to make up for it with her sexual antics as she blew and fucked both of them hard. If enthusiasm beats out looks for you, you'll find her almost as appealing as Nikki in the last scene although she appeared to be substantially older than the young hotty. Her vaginal work was decent but the anal seemed almost forced in terms of her lack of desire to do it. There was a DP and the usual facial but the scene lost steam as it progressed, making it something of an enigma considering the way it started.
Scene Six: Cory Baby, one of the most attractive brunettes in foreign porn today, took the tail position with her 19 year old body showing Choky Ice a great time. She was so attractive that he went down on her first, something you don't see too often in one of Dillon's movies, and her sexual skill was well versed in sucking a meat pipe once aroused. She wasn't into vaginal sex apparently and the anal made up for it as she heatedly rode him in several positions. Her limited English skills actually worked to her favor here as she said just enough to really work for me. I've seen her do far worse than this and I hope she engages her future scene partners as well as this since the scene was definitely a winner. Yum!
Summary: Ass Crackin' #6 was far from perfect but easily worth a rating of Recommended based on the attractive cats, the fuck for the buck value of a nearly three hour long set of sex scenes, and some decent extras that also added value. The production values were solid and the overall energy was above average as has been the case in most volumes of the series if you accept what my knowledgeable colleagues have had to say about them. I'd like to see Dillon focus more of the most attractive gals he can find and show them to their best advantage but the series has proven worth checking into for fans of foreign shot gonzo porn so hopefully he won't mess it up with too many changes.
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