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Studio: Colossal Entertainment » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/5/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Drunk On Cum

Colossal Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Martin Del Toro

Cast: Samantha Ryan, Kurt Lockwood, Eve Lawrence, Haley Paige, Tyla Wynn, Alec Knight, Barbara Summer

Length: 126 minutes

Date of Production: 4/23/2005

Extra's: The best extra was the 11.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It had some sex and some goofing off but the bottom line is that it added some value. There was also a photogallery but that was it.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Drunk On Cum was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Martin Del Toro for Colossal Entertainment. The lighting was decent and this kept the grain to a minimum but some of the camera angles weren't always complementary to the women. Composition of camera angles and editing are two areas of porn production that get precious little attention but can make the world of difference to those who pay attention. Martin did a fair job with the overall visuals here, and the fleshtones were accurate with a bit more to like than some of his other recent work. There were no compression artifacts or video noise here either so I can safely say that while it wasn't great looking, it was above average too. The stereo audio track was fairly lame this time with issues of varying levels and hollowness to some scenes but it could've been far worse too.

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Body of Review: Every once in a while, I see the work of a director that makes me wonder what it could've been if he had more time, energy, or other resources to finish it to his personal satisfaction. We've all seen examples of such movies, both in porn and in mainstream, so today I thought I'd take a few minutes to outline such a release from Colossal Entertainment's lead director, Martin Del Toro called Drunk On Cum. The theme of the movie is, of course, swallowing of semen by the gals after having various forms of sexual enjoyment. Most of the time, it was a lot of fun to watch and the cast was often very good at what they did to help you milk your loads at home (or wherever you watch porn I suppose). Here's a quick look at the movie's scenes, noting that no condoms were used of course, and some thought about my introduction afterwards:

Scene One: Samantha Ryan, the hotty on the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up first to establish the formula by which the others had their scenes. She discussed how she liked to drink a particular concoction, bringing it to Kurt Lockwood for a sip on the couch. Her skimpy outfit nicely enhanced her already attractive looks (think a younger, leaner Lauren Phoenix). At the time, the couple was involved with each other so I anticipated the added passion they ended up showing. From the first suck of his dick to the rimjob she gave him to the energetic vaginal boning, they were in top form. Fans of foot fetish action might also appreciate the added attraction of her using her feet to jerk him off but in all, I saw a whole lot to like this time with energy, passion and the kind of chemistry most scenes lack.

Scene Two: Eve Lawrence, the 19 year old cutie featured on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, wore her polka dotted bikini outfit as she described her favorite drink; a cum cocktail. Unlike Samantha, she was more about playfulness than some deeper connection with her (uncredited) partner. Still, she gave a swell blowjob with a lot of attention to detail and as sloppy as I've seen in a long time. If she had natural breasts, I think I'd be praising her all over the place but she was still a nice gal to watch in action. It took her a while to warm up to the screwing of her tight pussy (she did PTM too though) but with a little bit of work, she could be far more of a household name in porn. Of interest was that she held her mouth open with her high heels to accept his load before swallowing it down in her drink.

Scene Three: Haley Paige, one of the cutest gals in porn with long brown hair and a sweet little body, was sadly not shown on the front DVD cover. Nonetheless, she has won the crotch of many fans with her freshness over the last couple of years. She was another showing how to make a cocktail and partner Kurt Lockwood offered to give her the added ingredient she needed to make it special. The two necked a little and soon found themselves doing what was expected of them but with some measure of flair too. She was a sloppy oralist, to the point where the camera lens was splooged too but even when she licked his ass (and he fingered hers in return), she seemed to have fun. She was among the most sexually aggressive of the cast in how she rode him vaginally and anally, making the already solid scene even better by comparison. The foot fetish action wasn't as pronounced as elsewhere but it added a twist to this scene too.

Scene Four: Tyla Wynn, another gal not gracing the front DVD cover (although for better reason this time), was up next in a scene with Alec Knight(?). She gave the same basic spiel as some of the others about drinking cum and showed her own special recipe before looking to add the magical ingredient missing from her bar. She looks a lot like one of the cast members to Saturday Night Live with her crazy eyes but other than a facial blemish (poorly covered mind you), she looked primed and ready for action. The scene wasn't bad although it lacked in chemistry. The good side is that it had some of her weird energy as she nearly took charge when receiving all he had to offer. She was another excellent oralist with some sloppy work to make the scene better. She was also the best vocal performer, using dirty talk to make the scene better although she wasn't the best at screwing in her pussy. She did swallow out of the glass but other than a pronounced layer change, the scene wasn't her best.

Scene Five: Barbara Summer, the gorgeous blonde on the lower left hand corner, is another winner in the sweepstakes of porn. Graced not only with a beautiful face and body, she had the sexual skill of someone far more experienced and the willingness to use it on camera. Her partner was Anthony Hardwood; just the guy to put her through her paces. The oral wasn't as vividly crazy as the last few scenes but it served to frame her nicely as a nice, if not energetic, fuck. Her tight pussy seemed more than he could handle at times, requiring him to change positions in order to keep from blowing his load. I hope someone takes the time to teach her more of a vocabulary and the drive needed to really succeed but she'll always be a hotty to me. It ended as the other scenes did and while it wasn't a great scene, it wasn't bad either.

Summary: Drunk On Cum was good enough to rate a Recommended although a slight bit more work on it could've easily elevated the rating up a notch. There's little use in denying the quality of the cast in terms of sexual skill or look and the movie lasted over two hours so the quantity of fuck for your buck was also pretty good. I guess my point is that had the gals been at their peak performance, the extras been better, and/or the production qualities been somewhat more refined, the movie would've been substantially better than it was. I still think most of the scenes had some significant replay value with the first three being very well done all around so check it out if you get the chance.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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