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Chiquita You So Freaky!!

Studio: West Coast Productions » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 9/6/05

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

GENRE: Latin Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Jack Napier
LENGTH: 1:55
CAST: Destiny Summer, Mika Brown, Sophia Castella, Avy Lee Roth, Dulce & Jack Napier
PRODUCTION: June 7, 2005

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video
| Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo.

the Special Features

Photo Gallery | Trailers for "Chasing the Big Ones 25", "There's Something About Jack 35", "Black Initiations 4", "Latin Booty Talk 3", "the Big Ass Party", "Black Booty Cam 16", "Big Azz Anal Heaven 3", "Assliciously Delicious 9", "All Dat Azz 26" and "Booty Talk 59"

the Fucking

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Destiny begins by telling us a little about herself as she shows of her fantastic assets - a tremendous culo and a gorgeous pair of all-natural 36c's. Her dress comes off and she starts giving Jack's dick a workout while he fingers her pussy. She kneels down and does her best to deep throat him, gagging more than once, before giving her a brief titty fucking that leads to missionary. A spooning is next, followed by doggystyle and a brief reverse cowgirl ride. There's also some brief cowgirl and another titty fucking, until Jack drops his load on her face to end the scene.

As I mentioned, this 25 years old Colombian/White/Cherokee/Russian/German and "whatever else you want to throw in there" has a great set of 36c's. I wish the scene was longer, since I loved seeing her in action, but what I saw was terribly enjoyable. If I had to pick one thing that annoyed me would be too many "Yeah" "Oh My God"s from Destiny.

[ Destiny Summer & Jack Napier | Fingering, Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Missionary, Spoon, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl | Condoms: None | ]

After talking some smack about how Cubanas are the more fiery of the Latina species, she waits as Jack is fooling around with his DJ equipment. He spins his turntables a couple of times and Mika's clothes magically disappear. He carries her over to the red velvet half-circle and she proceeds to suck his dick. Mika bends over for some deep (and with Jack, that's saying something) doggystyle followed by a spooning. There's some deep missionary, along with some brief reverse cowgirl, before she turns around for cowgirl. She hops off for some brief PTM, before putting her legs on his shoulders for more deep missionary along with even more PTM. The next position, "face down, ass up", is one of my favorites and Jack really hammers her during this action, until she turns over for a quick titty fucking before taking a shot on her tongue.

Even though this 21 year old Cubana talks shit at the beginning of the scene, she backs it up and puts her money (or Jack's dick) where her mouth is. In comparison, I didn't think her body was as sexy as Destiny's, but no way in hell would I throw her out of bed.

[ Mika Brown & Jack Napier | Oral (F), Vaginal, PTM, Facial | Doggystyle, Spoon, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, "Face Down, Ass Up" | Condoms: No | ]

Another brief interview, another boast. This time, Sophia states that women from Guadalajara are the hottest Latin women, and immediately afterwards, we see Jack standing naked against Sophia's body with two handfuls of ass. She drops his pants then proceeds to suck his dick before bending over for doggystyle. He continues pounding her plump ass, until she hops on top for cowgirl, regular and reverse. There's some missionary and PTM, followed by some (unfortunately short) "face down, ass up" action, until Jack pulls out and drops a weak shot on her ass.

I don't know what it is about Sophia, but she's weird looking. At times she looks busted with a grill that desperately needs to be fixed. Other times, with one look from those deep, dark eyes, she can cause my temperature to rise with a quickness. Yet, her body never fails to impress - she's got a nice set of tits and a phenomenal juicy ass that looks great bent over.

[ Sophia Castello & Jack Napier | Oral (F), Vaginal,PTM | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, "Face Down, Ass Up" | Condoms: No | ]

Jack attempts to start some trouble by asking Avy which Latinas are the best, and Avy surprises him by telling him Brazilians are first since she's seen them "shake their asses like nobody else", Spainards (her ethnicity) are second and Boricuas are third (Wepa!). Colombians are "last" last since "they have big butts, but don't know how to shake their fucking ass". With comments like that, Jack decides to put her to the test by having her drop to her knees and sucking his dick. Avy saddles up for a cowgirl ride, followed by missionary and a spooning. She bends over for doggystyle, along with some painfully brief reverse cowgirl, before lifting one leg up for missionary, which sees Jack dropping a shot in/on her pussy, before he continues fucking her some more to end the scene.

While Avy might be the oldest, she was definitely the most enthusiastic of the bunch. And watching her shake her ass, particularly during the reverse cowgirl action and the cumshot was plenty hot.

[ Avy Lee Roth & Jack Napier | Oral (F), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Missionary, Spoon, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

Jack starts the scene by talking to Dulce about her ethnicity and, after asking her which brand of Latina fucks better (her answer is Brazilian! - followed by Puerto Rican, because "she's been with a couple"), they skip the oral action and we see him fucking her missionary. She hops on top for reverse cowgirl, along with a PTM break, before hopping back on for cowgirl. There's doggystyle, and some more PTM, before a vertical standing doggystyle[?]. Jack hammers her "face down, ass up", followed by more deep missionary, until he drops a load on her mouth.

This Egyptian, Peruvian, Mexican mami is pretty cute and gets props for ranking Puero Ricans second. I'm partial to the "face down, ass up" action, but Dulce was definitely able to handle what Jack had to offer.

[ Dulce & Jack Napier | Vaginal, PTM, Facial | Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Vertical Standing Doggystyle, "Face Down, Ass Up" | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

Jack starts the disc by issuing his mission statement: to get knowledge on Latinas and to find out their likes, dislikes, what makes them tick, and "what makes their "Latinicity" so special". I'd say that, by the end of the final scene, it's "Mission: Accomplished". The five Latinas he's assembled (sadly, no Boricuas representing) are extremely sexy - particularly Sophia and Destiny. As the film goes along, you might start resenting the fact that Jack's the only one getting all this fine pussy, or you might have issues with someone who's been annointed "the Biggest Dick In Porn", but you can't deny that he's one lucky bastard. Showing true and unwavering dedication to his craft, he's wrote, directed and produced this fine flick. In fact, he was so dedicated to the project, he did the dirty job of starring in all five scenes. If that's not dedication, then I don't know what is. Highly Recommended.

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