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Cheating Housewives

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 9/7/05

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Genre: All Sex

Cast: Cheries, Roxanne Hall, Vicky Vette, Rayveness, Chelsea Zinn

Length: Two Hour, 39 minutes without Extras

Audio/Video: This Simon Wolf Productions release has crisp picture and sound throughout the feature. There were no noticeable annoyances and has been digitally enhanced and shot in surround sound for extra visual and audio clarity.

Extras: The Smash Pictures release features a photo gallery, Deleted Scenes, an entertaining behind the scenes and information on where to reach Smash Pictures (or Legal Skin) online. This is rather bare bones Extras menu, with the deleted scenes being a just a couple of different angles from the sex already included in the release. One feature that adds value to the DVD is the scene split where the viewer can skip to his or her favorite portion of the scene, such as "blowjob", "Doggy", "Missionary", "Cowgirl" and "Cumshot".

Body of Review: This DVD is based on the notion of horny housewives who just can't get enough cock to satisfy their needs. All of the women look to be a bit older than some of the ladies of pornography, which makes the "horny housewife" concept very believable. There are five scenes featuring one on one sex with generally another non-participant in the room watching the on-goings.

Scene 1: Vicky Vette

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The Temptress Vicky Vette, looks to be your classic porn star for all of us porno fans growing up. She's the woman on the front of the DVD, and has a seductive older woman appeal to her. She's got giant fake tits and a thick body. In this scene she finds out that her husband nailed his best friend's wife, who happens to be over watching the basketball game. To get even, Vicky jumps her husband's best friend's bones right in front of her husband. The acting is horrible, but they keep the context throughout the scene, as Vicky barrages her cheating husband with insults. Great sloppy blowjob and titty fucking before the pussy gets split by her husband's friend's pork sword. Vicky takes anal with the greatest of ease before getting hit on the mouth with some liquid remorse.

Scene 2: Roxanne Hall

The Whore Roxanne is going at it full speed, when our camera men finally arrive to the action. She looks stunning on the cover and in the first couple seconds of the scene. After Mark Davis and her spit on one another's faces and choke, Roxanne looks like a mess. She's a foul-mouthed brunette with fake tits and a tight body. She makes some great fuck faces during the scene and seems to be craving more of whatever Mark can throw at her. She sucks dick, licks ass and gets railed viciously in this scene to the point here her asshole may never be the same again. Roxanne looks like she's literally going insane in a couple portions of the scene. Mark drops his load on her chin, before the two share his demon send with one another. You don't see a long of snowballing in porno these days, and for that, I'm glad. Here, we're not so lucky.

Scene 3: Cherie

The Bitch Cherie, is bitching to her husband about this and that, how she doesn't get enough attention, nobody ever listens to her, yada yada. To prove a point, she drags in the repair man and sexually assaults him on the gable in front of her husband. She pays a fond attention to this balls and cock before she gets undressed revealing thick thighs, and ass to go along with her B-cups. She's a screamer, but not in a good Jenna Jameson sort of way, which begins to pierce one's ears part way through the scene. There is tons of dirty talk and Cherie looks great fingering her own ass to prepare herself for the anal reaming. Her pooper gets plundered thoroughly before her mug is covered in enough demon seed to begin divorce proceedings.

Scene 4: Rayveness

The Flirt Rayveness, is a stark white skinned girl on the street to pick up some man meat. She finds what she's looking for and drags him back to her house to suck on his member. She looks like a housewife, but fucks like single girl trying to impress a member of Motley Crew. There is some great titty fucking and 69ing. Her black hair contrasts her pale white soft body well. Her husband walks in on the two and instead of killing them both, gets turned on and watches is bride get nailed. Rayveness, takes a not of man mayo right to tongue like the cheating house slut that she is. Not a bad scene, as she cleans him off before kicking him out the door.

Scene 5: Chelsea Zinn

The Seductress Chelsea Zinn is bored and like all bored housewives on this DVD finds comfort on the arms and loins of a stranger. In this case, the pool-boy, picked the right pool to clean this morning and gets an extra oral tip from his benefactor. The husband walks in on the two and insists that he gets a taste of the treason. The married couple, deeply needing some counseling, go upstairs and consummate their love, or their final fuck. Chelsea gets nailed in every hole and gets her throat fucked well. The finale is hubby jerking off on her mug. Out of nowhere, the pervert pool boy doubles up the facial by serving up the cheating housewife with a double dip of man batter.

Summary: This DVD is far from bad and offers hot sex from more mature looking women doing all the dirty things we love to see.


Colonel Mustard

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