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Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 9/12/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Seymore Butts Tushygril Video Magazine Mega Pack

Seymore Butts

Genre: Anal

Condoms: None

Director: Seymore Butts

Length: Box says 4 hours, but in reality is probably a little over 3.5 after you take out the crap extras

Date Of Production: 4/7/05

Cast: Alisha Klass, McKayla Matthews, Montana Gunn, Monique DeMoan, Alexandra Nice, Shay Sweet, Alexandra Quinn, Tanya Danyelle, Kiki Dare, Brooke Hunter, Lona Rio, Cherry Mirage, Gina Ryder, Jenna Davis, Adrianna, Adajja, Heather Lyn, Samantha Sterling, & Darla Crane.

Special Features: The only extras on Disc 1 are some Trailers, a Photo Gallery, 800 Numbers, and some commercials. Unfortunately, Disc 2 gives you just more of the same. Nothing to even waste your time on.

Audio/Video Quality: This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is every Seymore Butts title. The video quality was adequate. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This in no way detracts from the action, and if anything truly gives the feeling that you are watching a real home movie. Also, considering that the scenes were all filmed for pervious releases, the video quality is fairly consistent. The audio was in 2.0 stereo but the cast rarely did anything other than moan and whimper (except for a few lines during the action) so this isn't a major issue.

Disc 1 Volume 1

Scene 1: All I Want For Christmas. While sitting around the ol' Christmas tree a curly haired blonde sucks and fucks her partner. Missionary, doggy style, and reverse cowgirl are amog the positions she takes it up the ass. The scene finishes with a sloppy facial.

Scene 2: Holy Guacamole 1. While sitting on the kitchen counter, this brunette uses a variety of fruits and vegetables to get herself off. The highlight easily being when she squirts and makes her own weird blend of guacamole on the floor. Weird< p>

Scene 3: The Garden Hoe. While posing for a photo shoot out in the garden, this blonde gets a bit carried away. She leans over and literally takes the handle of a garden how up her ass. Strange but surprisingly hot.

Scene 4: Pissed Off Poolside. Laying on a blanket by the poolside a stunning brunette in a blue bikini using a matching vibrator on herself. She tries out several different positions before she is finally able to finish herself off.

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Scene 5: Sausage Anyone?. I think you can tell where this scene is going. Back in the kitchen, a lovely brunette takes on a 12" link of sausage. The does herself on the counter much to the delight of the sausage.

Scene 6: The Detailers. While washing their SUV, these two ladies can't help but spice things up. They turns the hose on each other, and even stop to give each other some oral. Another quick cool down with the hose ends the scene.

Disc 1 Volume 2

Scene 1: Alexandra Quinn. This girl should work for the circus. While stretching into some unbelievable positions, Alexandra fucks herself with a huge black dildo. She squirts as the finishes.

Scene 2: McKayla Matthews & Heather Lyn. While out on the back patio, these two gorgeous blondes and their partner fuck like bunnies. The girls team up for a joint blowjob, then eagerly watch as the other gets fucked in the ass. Toss in an amazing cumshot and you have a spectacular scene. < p>

Scene 3: Kiki Dare. First outside in the driveway, and then inside of the couch Kiki gives her ass a good reaming with a variety of toys. While a bit tamer and slower paced, this scene was still very sexy.

Scene 4: McKayla Matthews & Shea Sweet. These two girls are kinky! They use anything they can find to pleasure themselves. This includes a can of spray paint, and even a LIT candle! Talk about intense.

Scene 5: Lona Rio. This dark-skinned beauty sucks cock and gets fucked in the ass in a high intensity scene. She takes it in the doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and cowgirl position. A HUGE cumshot to the face caps off this solid scene. The camerawork was excellent, and the pair's chemistry really showed.

Scene 6: McKayla Matthews & Tanya Danyelle. While in the kitchen baking, these girls let their imagination get the best of them. The actually use a rolling pin to fuck themselves AT THE SAME TIME! Seeing such cute girls do such a weird thing was a huge turn on.

Disc 2 Volume 3

Scene 1: Gina's Tushygirl Audition. While outside on the lawn, Gina uses an enormous set of anal beads on herself. She then rolls over and takes what looks like a mini baseball bat up the ass. Odd, yet very interesting to watch.

Scene 2: Tanya's Veggie Fetish. While on the kitchen counter, Tanya fucked herself with a HUGE cucumber. I'm talking HUGE here folks. She even does some DP using two of the monsters. I bet her mom is proud.

Scene 3: Fish With Lish. while posing outside of a goldfish pond, she gets freaky with a fishing net. She easily takes the entire handle up her ass. She then does a beer bottle and easily handles the whole thing. Possibly the most bizarre scene on the disc, yet you can't look away.

Scene 4: Adrianna's Pissed. This girl is hot! While sitting on the pool, she masturbates herself in a bunch of different positions. The scene ends with her squirting all over a magazine centerfold with a picture of herself on it!.

Scene 5: Curl Your Hair Anal Sex. While brushing her hair in the bathroom, this girl gets the bright idea to fuck her ass with a hairbrush! She does herself while on the counter and on the floor.

Scene 6: Jenna's Cram Session. While dressed a schoolgirl, this pierced and tattooed girl gets fucked in every position imaginable. She's so hot she could sit there and I'd be turned on. Take into consideration that you see her getting fucked and you have a great scene.

Disc 2 Volume 4

Scene 1: Adrianna Hits A Hole In Two. While standing on a small putting green, Adrianna gets out of control with a putter. She shoves the entire handle in her pussy and then in ass. She constantly had a smile on her face, so apparently she enjoyed it.

Scene 2: Stick To The Rules. Playing pool is not enough fun for these two girls. They need to find more used for their pool sticks and do they ever. They give one another a good poking all over the room.

Scene 3: Swim Klass. While sitting on a pool raft, Alisha has all sorts of kinky fun. Whether its doing herself with a dildo, or using a set of beads in her ass, Alisha looks great. A very fun scene.

Scene 4: Sphincter Surprise. Sitting by the goldfish pond we find a horny young blonde. She masturbates herself using only her hands, and gives a giant squirt directing right at the camera. I was suprised there were no weird props used. .

Scene 5: Flesh And Bones. One girl is dressed as a nurse and the other is her patient. The kiss and fondle before the nurse whips out a large plastic bone. You can only imagine the things they do with it.

Scene 6: Wanda's Pissed. In the back of a supply room, Wanda shows her special talent. She takes a giant foam arm and shoves the entire hand in her hand (Up to the palm) in her snatch. She rides it until she squirts all over the place.

Final Thoughts: Sweet Jebus there is a lot of weird shit crammed on to these two discs. When you take into consideration how much action they give you, this set would be worth your money even if the action of average. Add in the fact that the sex is enjoyable to watch (if not a bit strange at times), the girls are all hot, and the video quality is decent and you can't go wrong. While not your typical Seymore Butts release, it still earns a rating of "Recommended".

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