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Fine Ass Bitches


Studio: DVSX » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/13/05



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Fine Ass Bitches

DVSX

Genre: Vignette

Director: Bobby Manila

Cast: Haley Paige, Lee Stone, Shay Sweet, James Deen, Karina Kay, Talon, Mary Anne, Kris Slater, Harmony, Kurt Lockwood, Delilah Strong, Chris Cannon

Length: 133 minutes

Date of Production: 6/7/2005

Extra's: My favorite extra was the inclusion of a series of solo masturbation sequences by the female cast (all except Karina Kay). While each only lasted from about 1.5 minutes to a little over 2 minutes each, it's a good extra that I hope they expand upon in the future. There was also a 6.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Cliff Cummings that included a little extra sex but was also too short to really get too deeply into. The other extras included a double sided DVD cover (one side was advertising only), some trailers, a pop shot compilation from the scenes, and a photogallery.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Fine Ass Bitches was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Bobby Manila for DVSX to distribute. The fleshtones looked accurate, there was little grain, and the lighting was decent throughout the movie. It could've been a bit more evenly lit but it wasn't bad in most ways. The composition of the camera shots was almost always favorable to the women, playing up their strengths rather than zooming in on their flaws as so many directors seem compelled to do, and this added to the visual appeal of the movie. The stereo English audio track was a bit below par though with levels that varied to the point I had to frequently adjust the volume of the television set, something a consumer isn't apt to want to do (using one hand on their penis, if you catch my drift).

Body of Review: Newer directors are not always up to speed on what fans want so as much as I like to promote them in hopes of their style offers something new, I recognize that there's a reason why established professionals get so much more attention. This said, I was pleased to see the latest offering from new director Bobby Manila, Fine Ass Bitches, as it had some very attractive women having some good sex. The general formula employed was a standard in porn; tease, oral, straight, and occasionally some anal before a pop shot in a minimal setting. I know it's nothing special in the sense that using a generic formula and a low budget isn't Earth shattering news but it worked well enough this time. Here's a brief look at the cast and action of the scenes, noting that no condoms were employed in any of the scenes:

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Scene One: Haley Paige, a cute gal with long brown hair and an innocent look that sells really well these days, was up first with the massive Lee Stone. I've seen them work together before and can tell you that he truly enjoys tearing into this sweet young thing so I knew they'd be good together. The scene followed a formula where she teased the camera with a little bit of wiggling and other gyrations before the duo coupled on a bed. He used a riding crop to spank her and then orally worshipped her ass. She returned the oral pleasure on his huge penis while he fingered her ass, offering his finger up for her to suck after that. The oral wasn't overly energetic but she took most of him inside her throat, working the shaft up and down deeper with each passing stroke. The couple then fucked vaginally and anally with some taste testing (I'm not a big fan of ATM; ass to mouth, but I know many of you are) but it should be noted that he did most of the work and there was no "bitch" theme as she remained submissive to his needs. Still, she looked good taking him inside her three holes and it wasn't a bad way to start the movie. It ended when he rubbed out a load onto her ass and pussy but it was the smallest load I've ever seen him give.

Scene Two: Shay Sweet, the hot blonde on the upper right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she followed the formula before taking on James Deen. For the record, she has some of the most gorgeous blue eyes I've ever seen and fans of gals with a bit of experience will like her as much as I do. She's been in porn since the mid 1990's and now that she's not under contract for Sin City, I expect a return to some of her previously heated antics. She also played a submissive although less effectively since James is a scrawny guy and I think she could smack him down in a heartbeat if she wanted to. He spanked her and made her drop to her knees to blow him, an act she was far better at than Haley was earlier in the movie. She also rode his cock vaginally as though she really wanted to screw, with him meeting her thrust for thrust to show some belated chemistry. She did not take him in the ass (my opinion on porn titles is that unless all the gals do anal, there shouldn't be any terms to confuse the buyer like "anal", "ass", or "backdoor") but it was a good scene and she met the criteria of being "fine".

Scene Three: Karina Kay, the little cutie featured on the middle of the front DVD cover, was up next as she teased a handcuffed (and ball gagged) Talon on a couch. This didn't last long as she released him to spank and lick her ass, showing his devotion to her booty in no time at all. She was another energetic gal, slobbing his knob and taking him deep inside her pussy as the two appeared to get off on one another. Her combination of good looks, hot young body, and sexual skill will get her pretty much anything she wants out of porn. The chemistry they shared (or her acting ability; take your pick) was solid as could be here and while she also didn't do anal, I thought the scene was among the best of the entire show. I wondered why she didn't do a solo scene like the other gals but couldn't fault her here. Yum!

Scene Four: Mary Anne, the bleached blonde on the left hand side of the front DVD cover bent over with the sweet ass, was up next as she followed the formula before joining Kris Slater for a scene. Her ass was very pleasing to look at and her all natural (though small) breasts will appeal to many of you. Let's face it; I'd go on a "three hour tour" with her any day she wanted (her name reminded me that Bob Denver, star of the sitcom Gilligan's Island, passed away last week). Kris couldn't get enough of her ass as he bit at it through her shorts and licked it much like many of us would do if offered a crack at it (pun intended). She was initially handcuffed but he released her to pop an anal toy inside her rectum, making her suck it clean afterwards. This put her in the mood for some other sucking, specifically meaning her blowjob skills, and it was playful if not the most energetic of the cast. They didn't bone for long (mere minutes in fact) but she took it vaginally and anally with some passion. I just wish they went at it longer. He finished up by rubbing out a tiny load to her face.

Scene Five: Harmony, a curvier cutie than some of the others (not fat, just favored with a few extra pounds), followed the formula and was soon getting cropped by Kurt Lockwood on a bed. He spanked her ass, legs and kept her shackles on a while but she seemed to get off on it more than the rest of the cast, proven by her erect nipples, flush skin, and accelerated breathing pattern (yes, I'm a human lie detectorů). Why she wasn't displayed on the front DVD cover is outside the realm of my understanding but she was definitely one of the gals I'd most like to meat (yes, I spelled that correctly). He sucked her ass some more as he continued his onslaught to her cheeks and she proved her oral skills nicely. The vaginal screwing was very heated and except in one position where she couldn't push back on him (pile driver), she was aggressively boning back. There was some foot play here for foot fetish fans and it ended with a nice load to her ass cheeks. Whew!

Scene Six: Delilah Strong, another gal cheated out of space on the front DVD cover, was lean, cute in the fashion of a house stripper you want to hook up with, and gifted with a cute butt. She teased inside and then was seen walking along the outdoor swimming pool to sun herself, revealing a bit of junk in her trunk (and some butt acne she might want to lose in the future). Chris Cannon, sporting what looked to be a dye job on his hair, approached her and playfully rubbed her ass and legs before oiling them up to continue. Due to the anticipated antics, they moved inside to a couch to continue the scene that had each going down on the other before the sex. Her over the top vocals weren't particularly great (faking them is okay if you don't sound like you're faking them) but she showed some decent potential as he boned away on her pussy. There was some light choking for those of you too sensitive for it but it was a pretty solid scene in most ways as they had something going on together.

Summary: Fine Ass Bitches was a nice collection of attractive women having some fun sex before the camera for your pleasure. As such, the show worked on a few levels where some of the more establish directorial names have been hit or miss lately, offering up decent production values, some nice extras, and women I'd personally do in my real life if given half the chance. A few of them were standout performances and the manner in which Bobby captured their acts was nicely handled, leaving the artistic crud behind in favor of a straightforward presentation. I'm going to rate the DVD as Recommended for all it had to offer and I hope Mr. Manila continues his fine work for DVSX as his skill level grows with experience.

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