Cast: Belladonna, Steve Hooper, Jazz Duro, Toni De Sergio, Jane Darling, Angel Dark, Mick Blue, Angelika, Lucy Lee, Ashley Long
Length: 136.5 minutes
Date of Production: 12/7/2003 (box); 12/1/2003 to 12/14/2003 (credits)
Extra's: My favorite extra was a bonus solo masturbation scene lasting 5.5 minute by the attractive Haley Paige. She's a cutie and this scene was filmed when she was even fresher to the business than she is now so fans will rejoice at getting to view it. There was also a minute or so of deleted bloopers, some trailers, and a photogallery but the best extra was a 14+ minute interview by Belladonna. A lot of the information was redundant to that which is public knowledge but it was well done and made her look especially good. I also really liked the cardboard protective sleeve on the DVD case as it looked stylish and appealing, not tawdry as some of Bella's recent releases look.
Audio/Video Quality: Belladonna's Fuck Me was presented in anamorphic widescreen color in the PAL format (but Region 1 encoded for some reason). The bitrate averaged 6.09 Mbps by my computer's reckoning (my television won't play PAL formatted stuff) and I can tell you that it looked great. The lighting was almost always spot on with no grain as a result and very few shadows. The fleshtones were perfect and the straightforward presentation of the sex was a refreshing change from the artistic crud littering the landscape of porn when such visual quality is employed. I've watched thousands of pornos and this was among the top handful in terms of the picture. Even the composition of the shots was generally designed to present the gals in their very best light, avoiding focusing on flaws or other blemishes to enhance their look. The stereo English audio steam showed up with an average rate of 224 Kbps. The vocals were clear as could be and the music not all that bad, thankfully not interfering all the time. In general terms, the technical aspects of the DVD were very solid; I only wish it would've played in my regular set up (I've been meaning to get an all region player with converter for various formats for some time).
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Body of Review: Belladonna is one of the most revered performers in the jizz biz for good reason. Unlike some of the prima donnas in the business, she has shown a willingness to do anything and anyone for your viewing pleasure. Having met with her a few times in the past (both in Houston, TX as well as Las Vegas, Nevada), I've had the chance to ask her questions about her motivation face to face rather than rely on third hand information. In essence, she loved sex as much as anyone I've ever met (if I had my test handy, I think she would've thrown me down on the floor and done me one time). From her work in Belladonna Loves Jenna Jameson to her more recent Belladonna's Do Not Disturb, Belladonna has displayed a lot of variations on her act (even working with trannies a few times) but currently, she's not doing men (she had a child). That makes her performances with men all the more sought after, especially those not released domestically. Such was the case with Belladonna's Fuck Me, a movie that had Belladonna sporting long hair (which I like far more than her bald look), working with some of the best men in porn, and focused on in this foreign shot film. The director was the near legendary Gazzman, best known for his previous high end work at Private, who was commissioned to shoot a series of three releases focusing on some of the biggest stars in porn, Belladonna, Katja Kassin, and Lauren Phoenix; each getting plenty of screen time and offering up some extras sorely needed in a porno. The down side for some of you is that the DVDs are only available in the PAL format; a visually superior format than our usual NTSC but not playable on many television sets (including my own). While you can buy a converter or play this on your computer, this limitation might scare off a few of you but fans of the performers mentioned should pick up a copy nonetheless. Here's a brief breakdown of the scenes to tell you why, noting that no condoms were used in the scenes:
Scene One: Belladonna, in the long hair she used to wear a couple of years ago, was up first as she spoke dirty and masturbated about needing some men for her pleasure. The lucky trio was Steve Hooper, Jazz Duro, and Toni De Sergio (keeping in mind that the males weren't credited at all, I believe that's who they were), and they got to do her outside on a crystal clear day. This is in contrast to most domestic porn where the sex really doesn't get going until the cast moves inside to the weaker artificial lighting we're used to. The guys licked, rubbed, spit, and otherwise pawed this hotty before getting great oral from her. They then took turns screwing her pussy and ass with plenty of PTM (pussy to mouth) and ATM (ass to mouth) as she aggressively took the men on in a host of positions. If you're looking for an energetic Belladonna scene (to be frank, most are but this one was showing her in rare form), this was it, ending with a huge anal creampie. Whew!
Scene Two: Jane Darling and Angel Dark, two of the top gals working at Private in the past, were up next in a scene with Mick Blue. The dirty talk was interesting and the contrast between the blonde and brunette gals managed to convey a sense of style missing at Gazzman's old place of employment (I'm told they had a lot of rules that limited creativity). I'm not going to suggest the scene was a "no holds barred" act (although each hole was penetrated) but it made a nice addition to Belladonna's previous scene and showed me that these two gals (both of whom are attractive and skilled at milking a cock) had more to offer than just their previous work I had seen before. With taste testing and active participation by all (often enough, when one gal is getting boned, the other sits on the sidelines and awaits her turn but not here!), the trio did oral, vaginal, anal and some rough housing like choking and spitting with a flair. It ended when they milked out his load onto their faces rather than let him do so, playing with it as they kissed for the camera.
Scene Three: Angelika, a lean bleached blonde with a sultry look and dominating attitude, was up next taking charge of Lucy Lee; a hot looking brunette with a weird, cornrow/braided style. Lucy was tied up in a chair and Angelika masturbated her until Toni De Sergio and Steve Hooper joined in on the fun. It's rare to see tied up gals getting penetrated in the USA but she did some oral and vaginal before Angelika took the men for herself. The scene soon reverted to a more traditional bone-fest with each gal doing the usual stunts (focusing on anal with some DP footage too) but the best part was how they seemed to be alive during the scene. I've seen them before and they seemed plastic and almost inanimate (not each scene but several) so they either had chemistry with the guys or something turning them on to make them this animated. The most extreme it got was with a DPP (double pussy penetration) and each gal took a facial to the mouth at the end of the scene with some minor cum swapping too.
Scene Four: Ashley Long, the tall blonde anal queen from England, was up next in a scene with Mick Blue by an outdoor pool (I believe the show was shot in the Caribbean). Ashley talked dirty as she masturbated in a lawn chair, masturbating with a few toys before bending over. Without warning, Mick came up from behind and plunged deep inside her ass, forgoing the usual formula porn employs to build up to the act. He dropped a couple of loads into her; the first in her mouth and the second in/on her pussy but he also orally satisfied her (sticking four fingers into her pussy before feeding the hand to her mouth). She, in return, rimmed him as though she liked tasting man-ass, and the scene was one of her best. I haven't seen her in a while but this older scene made up for her absence and fans will really like it.
Scene Five: Belladonna, Ashley Long, Angelika, Angel Dark, Lucy Lee, Mick Blue, Steve Hooper, Jazz Duro, and Toni De Sergio were up last in a large orgy scene that lasted the better part of an hour. Belladonna's initial fixation with Angel Dark was understandable but that didn't last as the whole cast (and maybe a few others not credited) joined in to fuck, suck, and otherwise engage in some heated antics. Orgy scenes are tough to get right in porn but Gazzman seemed to put Belladonna at the top of the food chain (rightfully so I might add) by giving her more screen time as she moved through the crowded piles of bodies to explore and otherwise appreciate this veritable buffet of booty and cock. There was a lot of oral and screwing so no one was left out of the proceedings on the rug under the open aired gazebo. A few toys came into play but the best part of the show was how well they all worked together. This was joined with some of the clearest visual aspects I've seen in a porno so the overall result was a hardcore scene worth a lot of replay value. It ended with loads flying everywhere and the guys surrounding Belladonna with the gals paying tribute to her pussy one after the other. Wow!
Summary: Belladonna's Fuck Me showed me there really is life outside of the USA in terms of porn. It wasn't the most extreme release I've seen but it did manage to showcase Belladonna as well as anything else I've seen her in and brought back memories of the good old days when she did men on camera. All of the scenes and cast were good enough and varied enough to appeal to me (Bella's not the cutest gal in the show but she was the equal or better of any of them once the sex started) so I thought the DVD rated a Highly Recommended. The extras and technical values added to the pleasure here and the sheer amount of fuck for the buck was as good as you're going to find with Belladonna as the lead character. I only wonder what the next two volumes in the series will be like in comparison. In short, Gazzman hits a home run with Belladonna's Fuck Me and fans will find a lot to appreciate with so much material on the DVD. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
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