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Katja Kassin's Fuck Me

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/14/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Katja Kassin's Fuck Me

Evil Angel/Harmony

Genre: Vignette

Director: Gazzman

Cast: Lyla Lei, Lee Stone, Katja Kassin, Monique, Mick Blue, Lea De Mae, Alishka, Hooper, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee, Lacy Blue, Jazz Duro, Tony De Sergio

Length: 156.5 minutes

Date of Production: 12/14/2003 (box cover); 12/1/2003 to 12/14/2003 & 3/2004 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra for most people will be the bonus solo masturbation scene lasting 4.5 minute by the lean Monique in a helicopter or the 7 minute long bonus footage from scene five in the movie. Each added some spice to the show. There was also a minute of deleted bloopers, some trailers, and a photogallery but the best extra for me was a 6.5 minute interview by Katja Kassin. A lot of the information was redundant to that which is public knowledge but it was well done and made her look especially good. I also really liked the cardboard protective sleeve on the DVD case as it looked stylish and appealing, just as the other covers in the series appeal to me.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Katja Kassin's Fuck Me was presented in anamorphic widescreen color in the PAL format (but Region 1 encoded for some reason). The bitrate averaged 6.29 Mbps by my computer's reckoning (my television won't play PAL formatted stuff) and I can tell you that it looked very appealing. The lighting was very good with little grain as a result and very few shadows. The fleshtones were perfect and the straightforward presentation of the sex was a refreshing change from the artistic crud littering the landscape of porn when such visual quality is employed. I've watched thousands of pornos and this was among the top few percent in terms of the picture. Even the composition of the shots was generally designed to present the gals in their very best light, avoiding focusing on flaws or other blemishes to enhance their look. The stereo English audio steam showed up with an average rate of 224 Kbps. The vocals were clear as could be and the music not all that bad, thankfully not interfering all the time, limited to the brief beginnings of the scenes. In general terms, the technical aspects of the DVD were very solid; I only wish it would've played in my regular set up (I've been meaning to get an all region player with converter for various formats for some time).

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Body of Review: One of the wonders of the porn world for some time has been the lovely Katja Kassin, a red headed German gal with ample curves and even more talent than you're likely to find outside a porn set. She epitomizes the anal queen in the industry by virtue of enjoying the act no matter what twist is thrown in to keep it fresh. Her latest release is actually from overseas, called Katja Kassin's Fuck Me, from the highly acclaimed Gazzman as shot for Harmony Pictures. This was the second in the series with Belladonna's Fuck Me (volume 1) and Lauren Phoenix's Fuck Me (volume 3) offering glimpses of their starlets accordingly. When this one was filmed, Katja was still pretty new to porn so those who prefer her neon red hair instead of the virtual rainbow she's tried since (going from blonde, brunette and a host of other shades) but she had the same hot curves she sports today. As a fan that has seen a lot of her work, I can say that this wasn't her best release but it did offer some solid interview footage, a visual clarity lacking in many of her other movies, and some heated sex scenes with other performers too. So, that said, here's a brief look at the scenes by cast (noting that many weren't credited here, even on the box cover) and action, keeping in mind that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Lyla Lei, a tiny Asian gal with sexual skill far beyond her size, was up first with the massive Lee Stone. She wore a brightly colored outfit that really didn't do a lot for her look as she masturbated indoors with a large black dildo. Her dirty talk was hot but she seemed to be performing more than into the sex so I wasn't sure if this was the best scene to start the movie with. Fans will appreciate that she also used a glass anal plug to stretch her rectum for the coming onslaught but it was slower than I'm used to seeing and the droning music in the background didn't enhance the action. She wasn't as orally inclined as some of the others in the movie, preferring to let her pussy and ass do her talking for her in this regard. She did do some taste testing (PTM and ATM) and I'll be the first to admit that she rode him energetically and aggressively before taking his load into her mouth but she didn't swallow and as energetic as she was, the scene appeared to be kind of mechanical to me.

Scene Two: Katja Kassin, the lead of the show and probably the best anal queen in porn for the last couple of years, was finally up next with black Monique in what started out as a lesbian scene. Katja was sporting her trademarked neon red hair (the scene was shot awhile ago) and she seemed to hit it off with her new pal quite nicely in this first (in terms of timeline) lesbian scene of hers. The two were then joined by studly Mick Blue and I think they both lit up like kids finding presents under the Christmas tree at the prospect of sucking his meat. They then gave him a very sloppy blowjob, complete with streamers and slobber all over the place, outside on the stone walkway (it must've hurt their knees to be down their so long). The gals went back and forth, greedily trying to get more from him at the expense of the other, deep throating and inhaling him as if he had exactly what they wanted. It eventually switched over to him boning Monique's tight pussy but as lean as she was, she seemed more of a professional about the act, treating it like business rather than pleasure. Katja assisted her in the act but it wasn't until Katja herself began to ride the white horse that the scene's screwing portion took off in a heated manner (they were great orally but it dove a bit in heat with the initial vaginal sex, even with both gals taste testing his pole). The gals both did some vaginal before the anal came into the forefront, with each showing more than a little heat this time. Katja was again the better of the two but her pal assisted her a bit to enhance the sex this time, working out nicely until Mick jerked out a load to Monique's pussy and Katja's face. It wasn't all I hoped for but it had a lot to like nonetheless.

Scene Three: Lea De Mae, one of my absolutely favorite blonde performers (may she rest in peace), was up next with Alishka, Mick Blue, and I believe Steve Hooper, in a bedroom scene. The gals started off by playing some lesbian action by the barrister of the second story staircase, allowing the natural lighting to work to their advantage before the harsher reality of artificial lighting in the bedroom took over. The gals licked and sucked each other as well as their male partners, showing some divine oral skills before they screwed like happy little bunnies. The emphasis of the sex was anal (with ATM and some beads for kicks) but Lea did some excellent vaginal too. The DP led to a more extreme DAP (double anal penetration) with Alishka proving to handle them rather easily (too easily for me) as the beautiful Lea played with her to ease the pain. It ended with the double facial and cum swap, making this another solid scene for me.

Scene Four: Katja Kassin led the majority of the cast in an outdoor orgy next. There were several uncredited people here (male and female) but my biggest issue with the scene was how Monique seemed to dominate the action. She was focused on over and over again instead of Katja and even though she seemed in pain when doing a DPP (double pussy penetration), I didn't think she was all that special. Lea was looking especially fine as were most of the other gals and the all natural lighting of the outdoor scene worked wonders at making Katja look her very best but the action seemed to almost be a series of unconnected couplings most of the time and not nearly as well handled as the orgy from the first volume in the series, Belladonna's Fuck Me. Still, there was a lot to like and fans of Monique will probably have to watch it in short segments given how much attention she got here but the others managed to do a lot of good too. There was a lot of energy and passion to spare so fans of orgies will want to see exactly what I mean when I say this had a lot of replay value. It ended when all the gals lined up and the guys rubbed out loads onto their faces, with some cum swapping between them.

Scene Five: Lacy Blue, having a cornrow hairstyle (like Bo Derek in the mainstream movie Ten,Jane Darling, the blonde hotty from Private's many movies, and Steve Hooper(?) finished out the show with a bedroom scene set to some droning music. I thought they were the consistently best scene of the show in many ways (I like Katja Kassin more than anyone but her scene in the movie were hampered by attention going elsewhere) The trio fucked, sucked, and did it all as they used toys, tongues and body parts to get one another off. There was a good amount of anal and ATM but also a lot of straightforward screwing and blowing going on with the gals always keeping busy with something. Jane's fishnet stockings and Lacy's dirty mouth both added to the fun too as they all gave 110% during this energetic, passionate scene. It ended when he came into a wine glass propped against Jane's crotch, with Lacy feeding her the contents by hand (with minor cum swapping to finish up).

Summary: Katja Kassin's Fuck Me was not as good an experience for me as Belladonna's Fuck Me but it was still well worth a rating of Recommended. The technical matters were well handled, the extras added some nice value, and the scenes all had something to appreciate here even if Katja herself should've had more time on screen as the focal point. The Caribbean setting would've worked better if all the scenes were filmed outside (the natural lighting almost always looks better on gals) but Gazzman can't be too faulted for this early showcase of Katja since it did offer footage most of us haven't been privy to before now. The series has some rough edges but it is well worth searching out, even if you might have to wait awhile for an NTSC version to come out (now that Evil Angel is distributing Harmony's movies, I expect that'll be the case in no time though).

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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