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Ass Fukt

Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/16/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Mr. Pete's Ass Fukt

VCA Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mr. Pete

Cast: Angel Dark, Mr. Pete, Sandra Romain, Tony T., Jon Dough, Sharka Blue, Liliane Tiger, Mick Blue, Isabel, Janet Alfano

Length: 141.5 minutes

Date of Production: 5/7/2005 (box), 6/7/2005 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra was the 8 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. There was a little bit of sex going on (a quick blowjob being the best part) but most of it was just a short series of introductions. There was also a slide show, some trailers, and spam in the form of sex hot lines.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Mr. Pete's Ass Fukt was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by Mr. Pete for VCA Pictures. I'm glad VCA is trying to make a comeback (they've been focusing mostly on artistic stuff and compilations of late) into new material although I preferred their features of old. The lighting here was decidedly mixed with most scenes looking decent and a few looking kind of dark, desperately in need of some fill lighting to ward off the shadows and grain. The compositional matters were also mixed in that some gals were shot as though making them look their best was a top priority while others were shown with all their flaws intact. In large part, this reflects a lazy way to make a movie but in Pete's case, he usually makes it work by offering up a lot of energy in how he does it. There were no compression artifacts though and my general impression of the visual aspects of the release was favorable. The stereo English audio was about standard for a gonzo where the gals could be heard well enough and the director could be heard barking out orders and comments nearly as well. This is a gonzo shoot so that's to be expected.

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Body of Review: Fans of gonzo sex have long recognized the perverted Mr. Pete to be one of the kingpins of performing due to the way he becomes one with the action in his scenes. Let's face it, he seems to really get into the sex and this lends an air of energy to many of his scenes. Now that he directs as well, my hope is that he can find a way to bring that kind of energy to his scenes even when he's not in them, something he did fairly well with his latest release from VCA Pictures, Mr. Pete's Ass Fukt. Leaving aside the comments on spelling for now, I had to admit that Pete did a decent job here of offering up some truly heated honeys doing oral, vaginal and anal sex. If you can get over the fact that the sex was kind of generically offered up here, you'll probably have as good a time as I did thanks to the overall quality of the performances. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting all sorts of dangerous sex acts took place and weren't hampered by condoms:

Scene One: Angel Dark, a seriously hot brunette with a fine body, began the show by teasing Mr. Pete as she did her crossword puzzle on the couch dressed in a flimsy white shirt, matching stockings, a black skirt, hat and glasses. She began to play with herself as he fondled her and he fell in love with those large, all natural breasts of hers. After dropping some baby oil on them, she massaged them in a heated manner, spreading the oil all over her delectable body and this worked really nicely. Pete snacked on her, she returned the favor and in minutes, they were boning like old lovers with some titty fucking for good measure. They screwed in vaginal and anal with an emphasis on the backdoor action so standard these days. While she looked great with his cock up her ass, she wasn't very energetic about receiving his meat here, allowing him to do all the work. That lowered the heat for me but her looks (mostly) made up for it. It ended in an anal creampie (something fewer companies are doing these days).

Scene Two: Sandra Romain, one of the top five anal queens in porn at the moment, was up next as she toyed with a large glass rod (not a dildo as it was about 36" long) in the living room. Her tight black leather short shorts hugged her sweet ass nicely and she liked the rod as though she were going to do it. Her tan and all natural breasts (covered by a matching top) also looked nice, adding to the appeal of this gal. Pete did some foot licking before she showed off her assets but it was Tony T. and Jon Dough that were her lucky partners. If you like the sultrier type of foreign gal, she'll work well for you as much as she did for me here. After the tease, she had a brief moment of comedy by slapping around Rex Holt (one of the production assistants) to see if he could take her slapping. The scene eventually reverted to her doing Jon and then Tony (and then, of course, both) in a very passionate manner, sucking them off, taking them in her pussy and ass, with lots of rougher stuff to boot (spanking, slapping, dirty talk and taste testing). She did the DP route too and swallowed both of their loads at the end. Whew!

Scene Three: Sharka Blue, a gal with long blonde hair and a compact body, was up next as she followed the formula of tease and sex with her partner Mr. Pete. Her face is a lot like a very young Pamela Anderson but her all natural body was far better looking. She shined the most when sitting on his penis after they moved the action to the bedroom but the scene in general didn't have a lot of circus act sex for those of you into the more extreme stuff. I liked the manner in which she aggressively rode his penis, particularly in her tight ass, but the scene did have one flaw; she kept screaming out and after a few minutes, that got really old. She also had some blemishes on her crotch but she took the facial well enough for most of you to enjoy and the scene was decent.

Scene Four: Liliane Tiger, a blonde that looked very much like Sharka in terms of her hair and general body style (she's pictured on the front DVD cover), claimed to be 20 years old and from the Czech Republic as she teased the camera in her neon green outfit. The fishnet top looked great but those form fitting shorts of hers were exceptionally well suited for her so I could see why partner Mick Blue would tear into her like there was no tomorrow. I can't emphasize enough how an all natural body works for me compared to the usual implanted gal. In any case, they did mostly vaginal and anal screwing with a lot of energy, chemistry and passion; forgoing most of the oral for whatever reason. He went at it non-stop and she seemed to get off on it for the most part so I liked the scene.

Scene Five: Isabel and Janet Alfano, were up last in a scene with Mr. Pete on a couch. The gals used toys, including a paddle, did some lesbian antics, and the scene actually worked better than a few of the previous ones due to the way it mixed up some of the antics. The gals were not the most attractive of the movie (though I'd have done either of them and they did have well built bodies) but the contrast of blonde and redhead was a nice change from what I'm used to. Pete stomping on heads, huge streamers during the blowjobs, and nasty talk all enhanced the experience for those of you wanting more extreme action. Pete was orally worked from both sides, appearing to like getting rimmed and blown at the same time. The ATM factor was high here too with each gal taste testing from their holes and their partner's holes. In all, it was a solid way to end the show with Pete unloading in one mouth, the spew getting stuffed inside an asshole, and then shit out into the first gal's mouth before some more cum swapping. Yikes!

Summary: Mr. Pete's Ass Fukt was not without some flaws but it offered up enough solid material that aficionados of gonzo porn will want to give it a look or two. Off the five scenes, two were great, two were solid and one was definitely run of the mill (nice to watch once but that's it) so I rated this one as Recommended but the rough edges needed some work if you catch my drift. Pete has the basics down and I think it's only a matter of time before he finds a niche he's comfortable with but there's a lot of competition in gonzo these days so I can't help but wondering what he's going to do to set himself apart from the crowd. In all though, Ass Fukt was a heated display of fine fucking so give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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