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Please Drill My Ass POV
Director: Chris Charming
Cast: Naudia Nyce, Chris Charming, Smokie Flame, Vanessa Lane, Gabriella Banks, Jasmine Byrne; Roxy Jezel and Brian Surewood (in the bonus scene only)
Length: 110.5 minutes
Date of Production: 7/2/2005
Extra's: There were some decent extras this time, starting with 12.5 minutes of masturbation action by the gals, a bonus scene from Trash Talkin' Teens between Roxy Jezel and Brian Surewood lasting 24.5 minutes, a 15 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, photogallery, trailers, spam, and a double sided DVD cover (the second side was advertising only though), to enhance the value of the DVD.
Audio/Video Quality: Please Drill My Ass POV was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Chris Charming for distribution by Elegant Angel. The lighting was almost always solid, the resulting grain minimal, and the composition of the camera angles was done as advertised in point of view (POV) fashion as if you, the viewer, are getting to participate in the scenes. I've seen better use of the angle (a steadier hand, better editing, and the like) but it was nicely done for a first (or at least early) movie in the director's career. He does a decent job of screwing and that probably earned him his spot as a director, but he has some rough edges to work out before he can elevate his act to that of the best in the business (the ones immediately coming to mind are Mike John, Jules Jordan, and a few others). I wish the action had been a bit more varied, at least in terms of the background scenery (like staying outside for example), but it wasn't bad at all. The stereo English audio was pretty basic with the couples being heard easily enough but there was no separation between the channels and it had a limited dynamic range.
Body of Review: As a steadily increasing number of male performers become directors, the general comments I hear from the more established crews is that there really doesn't seem to be a lot of difference in terms of the end result. In effect, they are claiming these attempts at directing are more window dressing and advertising gimmicks than anything else but I'm not so sure (having watched so many behind the scenes features; many of these directors do provide some substantive input on things). The latest would be German porn stud, Chris Charming's Please Drill My Ass POV. The theme was anal with each gal getting it and the shooting style was in point of view so that it lets the viewer feel like he's participating in the sex. In all, it wasn't a bad flick with Chris offering up a decent release that I liked enough to rate highly but I hope some of the rougher edges are honed out if a second volume is forthcoming. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Naudia Nyce, playing a biker chick in her black stripper outfit as she claimed to desire Chris Charming's cock in her tight ass. Fans of Harley Davidson motorcycles will like that she masturbated on one of them (it matched her outfit too) before washing it, and herself, in a tease situation. The scene then skipped to a couch inside where Chris abused her with a red riding crop before she slobbed his knob POV style as advertised. The banged after that and she kept up the dirty talk whenever her mouth wasn't full. Fans of hers will appreciate that she aggressively rode his dick in her ass, doing lots of ATM (ass to mouth) before he blew his load into her ass with a near anal creampie; jerking off to her gape. It had energy, passion and some chemistry; I just wish he kept quieter during the scene.
Scene Two: Smokie Flame, a lean redhead that has stoked many a fire in her performances, masturbated on a lawn chair outside before joining Chris Charming inside a living room. I liked how she toyed with his penis orally, savoring it as though she were truly into the action, although more eye contact would've been better. She didn't do a lot of vaginal sex before he was tapping her ass but he did most of the work so that weakened it in my perspective. She got better towards the end of the scene but it didn't quite save it in my opinion. It ended as expected although she was the one jerking him off into her mouth with some gargling and swallowing to finish up.
Scene Three: Vanessa Lane, an attractive brunette with a tight body, was up next in a yellow bikini as she put lotion all over herself on a lawn chair outside. It led to masturbating and soon after that; she was in the living room with Chris Charming's cock in her mouth. It took two hands to handle his whopper but she provided what was arguably the best blowjob of the entire movie with eye contact, playfulness, and a lot of intense suction going on. That she also used her hands to increase the friction was just icing on the cake for me before they boned with an equal amount of intensity. She did vaginal with ease and some decent, if not the best here, anal, both with plenty of taste testing and the usual moans of pleasure she's known for. I really liked how she worked out his load onto her face and swallowed, making this a very good scene (he even came twice).
Scene Four: Gabriella Banks, a cute gal with a few miles on her chassis, started off by showering in a glass enclosed shower, soaping up and rubbing herself to best effect. The action then picked up with her working over Chris Charming's "German sausage" in the living room with some fair oral and a nice titty fuck. They screwed vaginally and anally but he did almost all the work and the scene suffered as a result. I like redheads as much as the next guy but unless they work it like they want it, the action leaves me hanging. It ended with him (of course) jerking out a load to her gaping asshole, playing with her ass after that.
Scene Five: Jasmine Byrne, the brunette on the front DVD cover, was up next as she masturbated on the outdoor deck in a yellow & red bikini rather than the outfit she wore on the cover. That outfit did come into play when the action resumed in the living room as Jasmine tried to prove she was the biggest slut of the bunch. Granted, her oral was nearly as good as Vanessa's scene but she did have that sultry Latina look that I have long appreciated. Chris Charming was her partner and he offered up the meat for the scene as expected, getting to enjoy the wonders of this babe in each of her three holes. Her strength was in how aggressively she took him in the pussy and ass, doing almost all the work while he sat back and enjoyed her pumping away furiously. It ended with her rubbing out his load to her awaiting mouth, making the scene fun and energetic (he did finish himself off here but she did most of the work). At the very end, he proclaimed her as the winner of the "biggest slut" contest and I think he was right.
Summary: Please Drill My Ass POV was just good enough to rate as Recommended due to the manner in which the cast were attractive (the females at least), had solid sexual skills, and provided each hole as though Chris could do as much as he wanted. There was a decent amount of fuck for the buck here and I think Elegant Angel made a good choice in having him direct as they continue to stage a comeback. With some work, Chris could become yet another successful winner in the performer turned director sweepstakes and Please Drill My Ass POV was worth your time and money.
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