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Internally Yours 5

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/17/05

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Internally Yours 5

Elegant Angel

Genre: Creampies

Director: Zak Wylde

Cast: Gen Padova, Brian Surewood, Vanessa Michaels, Lee Stone, Harmony, Sasha, Keeani Lei, Trina Michaels, Mark Ashley; Roxy Jezel (bonus scene only)

Length: 121.5 minutes

Date of Production: 7/9/2005

Extra's: The best extra for most consumers will be the bonus scene between Roxy Jezel and Mark Ashley from Internally Yours 4. It wasn't her best work to date but it was pretty good in most ways. Personally, I enjoyed the 7 minute long Behind the Scenes feature but admittedly, it wasn't the best one I've seen recently. There were also some trailers, a photogallery and some spam along with a double sided DVD cover (advertising on the second side though).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Internally Yours 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as directed by Zak Wylde for Elegant Angel. It actually looked much better than the cover would lead me to believe, a factor I've noticed in several other releases by the company over the last year. While I applaud trying something new (covers have sold more porn than every review ever written put together in my opinion), I'd rather Elegant Angel spend a few more bucks and follow through with their overall comeback than slide into obscurity due to faulty covers. Okay, that said, the fleshtones were accurate, the lighting decent, and the visual flaws like grain and video noise generally minimal. The composition of the camera angles wasn't the best in terms of making the gals look their best but there weren't bad either so Zak might have a few extra rough edges but he's not unsalvageable. The stereo audio English was basic in most ways with little separation and limited dynamic range but it didn't get in the way of the heat when it appeared in the action either.

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Body of Review: With established companies losing their best directors to newer, more aggressive companies these days (the newer ones are often allowing for a better deal by covering distribution on their part and ownership on the part of the directors), it comes as no surprise that they are more willing to try out people that previously would've remained as production assistants for a much lengthier amount of time. This accelerates the evolution of their progress (or regress) but sometimes offers up journeyman like releases worth checking out. The latest of these would be director Zak Wylde's Internally Yours 5, a movie filled with creampies on the gals in the various scenes. While there are a great many similar shows in this line than you could shake your dick at, there's something to be said for giving a new guy a shot too and this was the mixed result of that trial. Here's a brief breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms weren't used and some of the scenes good mighty messy:

Scene One: Gen Padova, not known as the most attractive gal in porn but preferring to appeal to those of us that like plain, possibly accessible, gals, was up first in a scene where she established the formula as a tease, masturbate and then the usual sexual stunts act with a guy. The camera work here was pretty basic, trying to show Gen on the staircase as she jilled herself, and at the bottom of the stairs was good old Brian Surewood to offer her what she was looking for. If anything, her body has gotten tighter looking in recent months and watching her skillfully blow him was pretty cool with some POV thrown in for good measure. While the sex was oral and vaginal only, she showed why she's still in porn with her aggressive energy and passion for cock. It all ended as advertised with the internal pop shot dripping out and her licking it up.

Scene Two: Vanessa Michaels, a very attractive blonde with an all natural body, was up next with the massive Lee Stone in the living room. The contrast in size wasn't as pronounced as it was in the last scene but he was still much larger than her and that added to the psychological aspect of the scene as he pawed her and showed her off to the camera. She wasn't as sexually talented as Gen but her sheer beauty alone made up for it in most ways, still managing to give a good ride before the creampie. It also started coming out of her but she was less willing to stew some spew in her mouth. In all though, it was a worthwhile scene.

Scene Three: Harmony, the gal on the front DVD cover, looked better in the movie than she did there. Her clear eyes, freckles, and fleshy ass all made her look more appealing to me than most of the others although a few of you might prefer seeing a younger, leaner, gal in your porn. Sasha was the lucky bastard this time and he went right to work on her in the barren room of the scene. She was another gal aggressive in taking the cock and fans will appreciate that she gave her all orally and vaginally here. I admit that her ass blemishes didn't work well for me but the total package was decent and she appeared to have a lot of fun with him. She also took the creampie well and ate it out of his hand (rather than her own).

Scene Four: Keeani Lei, the sole Asian gal in the movie, was up next with the much larger Brian Surewood after she teased the camera with him in the background. He patiently waited for her to finish her little speech as she pulled her white shorts aside and fingered herself. Her ass was nicely proportional to her lean limbs and it was a shame he didn't get to plug that too but she seemed to be a fairly talented little cocksucker. It took her awhile to get into the screwing action and even then she was only sort of intermittently doing it but the overall scene followed the formula enough to qualify as truth in advertising. As a side note, she seemed to like the taste of her own juices off his cock, doing a lot of PTM in the process. She let it fall out of her pussy before taking a leak on the floor (yuck!) so fans of urination will be pleased.

Scene Five: Trina Michaels, a blonde that looked like she could be related to Harmony except for her big implants (you could see her scars underneath her shirt in fact), was up last with Mark Ashley. She preferred to slowly suck him off rather than the faster tempo the other gals appeared to favor and he jerked her off in return. The screwing was vaginal and seemed to be mostly made up of him doing the work until the very end of the scene but she did do some nice PTM work. The creampie was one that dripped out of her as she squeezed and fingered her snatch but she didn't do more than give her finger a little lick.

Summary: Internally Yours 5 wasn't the best creampie DVD I've seen this year but it was easily worth a rating of Rent It if that's the type of action you're into. The production values were pretty good (certainly better than the cover would lead you to believe), the cast offered up a wide selection of diversity, and the amount of fuck for the buck including extras was pretty decent in most ways. I can't say if Zak will ever become a great director based on this DVD but he showed some spark at times in how he mixed things up so you could do far worse than pass this one up in favor of the same old directors showing the same old performers doing the same old things.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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