Special Features: This release is very bare-boned when it comes to extras. Just a measly Behind the Scenes, Photobook, and some Trailers! Do yourself a fabor and totally skip the extras on this disc.
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen. That's correct, a porno in anamorhpic widescreen! This is the first chance I've had to watch a Private release and I'm happy to saw that I am VERY pleased. The video quality is up there with the best I've ever seen for an adult movie. There were absolutely no compression artifacts during the movie. The color of the film was also excellent, and the flesh tones all looked very realistic/crisp. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was excellent. There was very faint background music during the action. A feature I wish more companies would follow suite with. Good job Private.
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Scene 1. This scene is the most normal one on the entire disc. As it begins we find a sexy Euro brunette and her partner sitting by a pool. She struts her stuff and gives him a sexy tease using a glass dildo. Without any oral or foreplay, he takes her and starts to fuck her in the doggy style position. They switch to a few other positions before he jerks off on her face. This scene was horribly boring. There was little chemistry between the actors, nor any enthusiasm. You could tell they were getting paid for this.
Scene 2. This scene takes place in some weird stone room that looks like it belongs in a castle. It features a brunette, a blonde with an eye patch, and a ugly balding guy. The three waste little time and they immediately start to perform oral on each other. The girls get violated in numerous position including some nice looking anal. I started to lose interest when he began to fuck her feet for about three minutes. The scene mercifully ends with the blonde jerking him off until he cums in her mouth.
Scene 3. Now we're in a medieval torture chamber, complete with pigs heads and skulls on he wall. Two incredibly hot Euro babes are in the room and they soon begins to perform oral on each other. They really put on a good show, and this was easily the best part on the entire disc. One of them pulls out a strap-on and the real action starts. She gives it to the other girl up the ass for nearly 10 minutes. Despite the weird surroundings, this scene was mildly enjoyable.
Scene 4. As this scene begins we find two girl and 2 guys in a classroom. The girls on their knees giving the guy some very intense blowjobs. They switch partners every now and then. The guys then take control and start to fuck the girls on top of the tables and desks. They are joined by a third couple and now we have a full out orgy. The camera does a good job of giving equal time to each couple. A couple of the girls actually get some anal and DP (with cocks and dildos). The scene ends with one girl getting all the cumshots right in the face.
Scene 5. We're back in the medieval castle! We find a brunette in fishnets and two guys dressed up like swashbuckling pirates. ARR! The gives the guys oral both solo and at the same time. She easily handled both their cocks and managed to look good while doing it. She starts to ride one of the guys in the reverse cowgirl position, while the other fucks her face. She then turns around and takes some painful looking DP. Both guys jerk off in her face to end the scene. Once again, if it wasn't for the ridiculous costumes and scenery ,this could have been an enjoyable scene.
Scene 6. WTF? As this scene begins we find one guy tied up and another guy locked in a small metal cage. A sexy brunette appears and gives the guys a strip tease. Three more girls, all in crazy clothes, appear and masturbate in front of the guys. The guy is finally let out of the cage and all hell breaks loose. Every body in performing oral on each other, including girl on girl action. A few strap-ons and dildos and you have one of the weirdest scenes I've ever seen. They fuck in every corner of the room before the guys blow their loads on the girl's faces.
Final Thoughts: This title was a train wreck from start to finish. The majority of the scenes were so freakin' weird it was impossible to enjoy them. Girl with eye patches, naked guys in cages, pirates with strap-ons, AND horrible acting?? Too weird for me. So unless you really get off on crazy scenarios, steer clear of this title.