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Blondes Who Love Two Cocks


Studio: Simon Wolf Productions » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 10/1/05



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Blondes Who Love Two Cocks

Simon Wolf Bold

Genre: Gonzo / DP

Condoms: None

Length: 120 Minutes

Director: Various

Date Of Production: 7/18/02 9/16/04

Special Features: Once again Simon Wolf shows why they're my favorite Adult DVD company. They included the standard "Photo Gallery", "Trailers", and a bonus scene featuring a nameless brunette. The bonus scene was so good it easily could have been included in the main feature. Although not true extras, I also like the additional features on the disc: buttons that allow you to skip directly to different positions and even the cumshots. I wish more companies would take a little more time to include this.

Audio/Video Quality: This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. I've been very impressed with Simon Wolf's attention to technical quality, and this release only reinforces my opinion. There was relatively no compression artifacts/pixelation during the movie. The color of the film was also excellent, with the flesh tones all looking realistic/warm. There are a few minor editing problems giving it a "home video" feel to it. Perhaps this is what the directors intended. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was excellent. There was no background music.

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Body of Review: Anyone who is familiar with Axel Braun's pervious films, knows he likes his sex hardcore and extreme. This release is no different. Each scene follows the same pattern; a very attractive girl getting pounded by two horny guys in every position imaginable. The sex is incredibly rough, often almost painful looking. People who like their sex more passive and mainstream (most couples) will have to look elsewhere. Any kind of passion and chemistry is thrown out the window in this release, and the girls are often treated in a demeaning way (some people may find this a turn-on, some may not). There is a ton of face-fucking, gagging, DP, anal, rough sex, and facials here. Despite that, each girl performs like a real trooper and appeared to thoroughly enjoy the experience.

Scene 1 - Haley. Haley (the girl on the cover) is a well-built girl with an equally cute face. She wastes little time and as soon as the scene starts, she is getting felt up by two horny guys. Haley then proceeds to give each guy a quick, but great, blowjob while laying on a couch. They guys then pound Haley in every hole you can imagine with plenty of anal and DP mixed in. The scene ends with Haley taking two monster cumshot to the face. A nearly perfect scene, and a great way to start of this DVD.

Scene 2 - Courtney. Courtney is a tall leggy blonde, with a very young look to her. She starts things off by giving two guys a blowjob at the same time. It was really hot to see Courtney jerking off one guy while sucking the other guy. The oral aside, Courtney is ready to get fucked and the guys are more than up to te task. Courtney takes it in every hole and in every position. Two blasts of man gravy to the face and this scene is over. Another solid scene.

Scene 3 - Amber. We get another girl that looks like she was made for porn. Amber in a slender blonde with a nice belly button ring. The scene starts off with her giving a very sexy strip tease. Her body is flawless. She then lies down on a blanket and finds two guys ready and waiting. Amber drops to her knees and delivers some great head. The three then screw in every position you can imagine and some you probably can't. The scene ends with Amber getting a facial from one guy while still getting fucked by the other. A few seconds later Amber gets her second messy facial. Another decent scene, with lots of good chemistry.

Scene 4 - Harmony. Sitting by the fireplace we find Harmony, a long-haired blonde with a slender toned body. She immediately starts to suck off one guy, while the other gives her pussy a good licking. The oral goes on for nearly 10 minutes before the real action begins. Still on the living room floor, Harmony gets slammed by two big dicks in all the standard positions, even some anal and DP. As you might expect, Harmony takes two loads of nut juice right in the kisser. Harmony looked like she really enjoyed making this scene.

Scene 5 - Brooklyn. Brooklyn is yet another long-haired blonde with a typical pornstar body. As her scene starts, Brooklyn is lying in bed surrounded by two guys. She is the center of attention as the guys kiss/fondle/lick her body for nearly five minutes. Brookyln then returns the favor by giving the guys a very energetic blowjob. Brooklyn then goes on to get slammed in every hole before the guys reward her with a face full of cum. Great performances, and a great way to finish off this DVD.

Scene 6: Lora. Lora is a short-haired blonde with a great little body. Her tits and ass are top notch. The scene begins with her giving a very nice blowjob; not as rough as the other scenes but still very hot. After a few minutes Lora gets that look in her which says that she just needs to get fucked. They fuck in all the positions you've come to expect: missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style. Towards the end of the scene Lora says she wants to get fucked in the ass, and her costars are more than happy to do so. The scene ends with an incredibly messy facial (very hot).

Final Thoughts: If you're a fan of gonzo style sex, you'll love this disc. You get to see smokin' hot girls (EVERY one is absolutely incredible) get violated in every way possible. Even with the enormous amount of gonzo porn out there, I'd recommend picking this title up. Good job Simon Wolf.



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