Cast: Tiana Lynn, Kat, John Strong, Michael Stefano, Sydney Capri, Jasmine Byrne, Bianca Pureheart, Leah Luv, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Hillary Scott, Veronica Jett, Sandra Romain, Heather Gables
Note: Neither Alektra nor Juan Cuba (both in the credits, her on the front cover) were present in the movie.
Length: 183 minutes
Date of Production: 5/11/2005
Extra's: The best extra was easily the 9.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature as it had a lot of sex and nudity. The gals did get a chance to talk (well, more or less) but seeing them in less edited action was kind of cool too. The only other extra (besides the usual double sided cover with advertising on the second side) was a photogallery. I was kind of tweaked that the advertised "DVD bonus" with Alektra wasn't to be found but given the running time of the movie; I'm not going to picket RLD's offices either. If anyone has information as to what happened, I'd be obliged for a clue though.
Audio/Video Quality: Cum Fart Cocktails 2 was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is these days. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over previous releases by Jake with nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones. There was a small, light watermark with the Red Light District logo on the bottom right hand corner of the picture but few people seem to mind it these days considering the amount of fuck for the buck being offered and the understanding that piracy is so prevalent. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 stereo English and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't much (if any) separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.
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Body of Review: Red Light District has long been a force to be reckoned with in gonzo porn, offering up a wide variety of gonzo, often circus act sex gonzo, porn for a very reasonable price. While there are other companies that sometimes offer more kink, they tend to be priced much higher too so your price sensitivity will often be the guide to how appealing the company's offerings will be in comparison to, for example, Evil Angel's titles. Today's review is of Jake Malone's Cum Fart Cocktails 2, presumably the sequel to the popular title designed to answer those nagging questions the original left behind (I'm kidding of course). Aside from the usual gonzo sex that you know any Red Light District title will have, the focal point here was on anal creampies that are swallowed by a second gal (after being squirt or leaked out by the one taking the load in her ass). While this isn't my type of thing, the sex leading up to it was almost always passionate and skillfully done with the advertised action concluding each scene. That said, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast with some helpful guidance as to what happened, noting that no condoms were used (obviously):
Scene One: Tiana Lynn, wearing a hot pink outfit that hugged her sweet body, was up first in a scene with youthful Kat (both on the front DVD cover). The scenario was that Kat wanted a cleaning job and Tiana was hiring so after the potential employer switched into something a bit more fetish like (a great fishnet outfit and gloves), the two went at it with some lesbian action. The face sitting was a great way to star the scene but I wanted to see her put through her paces even more. Thankfully, John Strong and Michael Stefano were on hand to do just that with both of them. The oral by the gals, both on each other and the men, was very heated. The scene then progressed to the use of an anal bead wand stretching out Kat's tiny butt with some ATM for flavor. The scene continued getting hotter as Kat eventually begged for the men to "pound her fucking ass" and pound away they did in many positions. Tiana wasn't the anal diva Kat proved to be but did a lot of ATOGM and the permutations of positions and acts were plentiful here. I'm not Kat's biggest fan and I thought Tiana's "squirting" was another case of "I'll piss and perverts will believe its real" but the energy and heat of the scene was undeniable. It did end with the advertised anal creampie and swallowing too. Whew!
Scene Two: Sydney Capri, wearing a red dress and black thong, was up next with the incredible Jasmine Byrne, who wore a great black outfit herself (and took charge) as the two got it on in the hallway. Lesbian action is always a good way to start a scene and the two moved to a bed before being joined by the tag team duo of Michael Stefano and John Strong. The anal began super quick here and the ATM (with variations) were close behind but this was a no holes barred scene and the gals appeared to be in rare form as they inhaled, were torn into, and otherwise rode like they were on fire to get off. Each took a DP but it was the anal that took the spotlight over and over again. Jasmine's spanking of Sydney's ass added some flavor too but the frantic nature of the scene was more than that. It ended with Sydney taking the anal creampie and Jasmine sucking it all out of there, making this a second solid scene for gonzo fans.
Scene Three: Bianca Pureheart and Leah Luv, were up next as they dressed in lingerie befitting a couple of porn performers about to engage in sex by a staircase. The gals aren't the best in the business but they're well on their way to learning the tricks of the trade by the way they sucked ass (moving to the piano for stability proved to be a good idea). They were joined by Manuel Ferrara and Jake Malone on a couch, each engaging in similar gonzo sex tricks as the previous gals. The emphasis was still on anal and ATM, ending with the anal creampie and swallowing advertised on the cover, but the energy levels were substantially lower this time. In all, it wasn't as bad scene but it was far more subdued than what came before (admittedly not particularly romantic though). It was okay to watch once and might work a second time but it wasn't anything significantly worthy in my book.
Scene Four: Hillary Scott, a cute blonde in a green dress, and Veronica Jett, a tougher brunette in a black leather top and tight white pants, were playing billiards with Manuel Ferrara when Hillary pointed out that Veronica was her protégé. Taking charge of the action, Hillary was soon rimming her friend while Manuel held the cheeks apart and the action continued as expected. Each gal did anal and ATM (ass to mouth) just as each of them employed dirty talk to elevate the heat of the scene but the strength of the scene was related more to the way they appeared to get into the action than anything else. Hillary's a babe and this was as good as Veronica has looked in any of the titles I've reviewed, each appearing talented and enthusiastic as I've seen of them. It ended as advertised with the anal creampie and rimming at the end but this one was particularly gross in how Hillary truly pushed it out (with a fart that sure surprised Veronica) and some floor cleanup by the gals. Yikes!
Scene Five: Sandra Romain, the anal queen known all over the world for her skills and lean brunette body, and girl next door Heather Gables, were up in the last scene after some decent tease footage outside. Sandra took charge of Heather, slapping her and using her toy on her as desired. Her domination didn't last long however since Manuel Ferrara assumed that role mighty quickly as they did a bunch of toy usage, oral, and other hole plundering. Moving to the bedroom for good measure, the trio were into one another well enough but Sandra and Manuel were the focal points with Heather holding on as if it were more than she could handle. The gals each did all the tricks in their arsenal and it ended with the anal creampie to swallowing expected but this scene seemed to go from hot to fair more than the most (almost as if they were trying to recover at times for another burst of energy).
Summary: Cum Fart Cocktails 2 was worth a rating of Recommended or better for all it had to offer. In terms of sheer fuck for the buck and adherence to the advertised concept, you'll find few titles offering up this much material. Although I wondered where the bonus action with Alektra and Juan Cuba went, I suspect the need for a lot of lead time in the printing of the cover, along with a scene that went awry, were to blame. Still, over three hours of hardcore action for under twenty bucks is a bargain by any standard and the amount of energy most of the gals possessed was great. Jake has been working hard at getting perverts off for a long time now and his dedication has been paying off. I look forward to seeing what he comes up with next as he continues to work on his skills.
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