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Ultra Vixens NYC

Studio: VCA » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 10/1/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Ultra Vixens NYC


Genre: Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: i2 hrs. 30 mins.

Director: Joe Gallant

Date Of Production: 4/20/05

Cast: Angel Baby, Heather Pink, Tatiana Stone, Jennifer Steele, Montana Gunn, & Nikki Blaze

Special Features: Sadly, this release doesn't come with any quality extras. Just a seven minute "Behind the Scenes", a boring "Director Interview", and the obligatory "Slide Show" and "Trailers".

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. Overall I was highly disappointed with the video quality. It was good in the fact that there were few print flaws; little edge enhancement or pixilation. The colors were an entirely different issue. The scenes all have this "fog" about them, like they used smoke machines while filming. That, combined with low lighting led to poor color realism, and faded details. I'm sure the director did this for artistic reasons, but I found it to be so annoying it was tough to enjoy the film. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo that you'll find on most releases. What I really like about the audio on this release is the fact that there is no background music to distract you. This allows you to hear every little whimper and moan during the action. I really wish more companies would follow suit.

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Synopsis: The box says, "Where does their ultra-pussy power come from? Each year, a virgin is sacrificed so the coven can keep their mastery over all media. Ultra Vixens NYC boasts an incredible cast of rarely seen NYC stars anditons of forbidden Manhattan locations, with great street dialogue and hot scenes from all the performers." I have no clue what that meant when I read it, and after watching the film I still don't. After suffering through the horrible acting the plot can be summarized as a group of NYC publicists who fuck random guys to get what they want.

Scene 1. The opening scene stars two girls who look to be in their mid 20's. One of the girls is a long-haired blonde, while the other is a brunette both are very gorgeous. They start things off by giving one lucky bastard the blowjob of a lifetime. After the oral, the girls each get fucked in a variety of different positions: reverse cowgirl, missionary, and doggy style. Each girl also takes it up the ass towards the end. The scene comes to an end with both girls on their knees getting a face full of cum. The girls really tried to put on a great show, but the sex was just no very passionate. Also, the "foggy" video ruined some of the detail.

Scene 2. This curly-haired blonde was my favorite on the disc. She has an incredibly body and a pretty face to match. She starts off by giving her partner a wonderful blowjob; she had no problem handling his massive meat. The action continues to heat up as she gets nailed in the reverse cowgirl position, followed by doggy style anal, and some DP using a dildo. She finishes him off by feverishly sucking his cock until he rewards her with a sloppy cumshot to the face. Great girl and a good scene.

Scene 3. This scene is a perfect example of how a quality scene can be ruined by bad video quality. A lovely dark-skinned girl meets her partner is a graffiti covered alley. After some conversation she drops down and starts to give him a wet blowjob. The two then head indoors where she starts to ride his cock in the reverse cowgirl position. She then takes it up the ass doggy style and again in reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with him jerking off onto her smiling face. The "fog" was horrible in this scene and made it difficult to see any details, thus ruining the scene.

Scene 4. This is another average scene that easily could have been made a great scene. As it begins you see a cute brown-0haired girl wearing a big blindfold. She is then forced to suck cock while still wearing the blindfold. She didn't look totally comfortable wearing the blindfold, and acted a little timid. Its her turn to receive oral as her partner goes down on her still wearing the blindfold. Finally the cheesy blindfold comes off and we see how beautiful this girl really is. She goes on to get violated in a few positions including some great anal action. She takes an incredible blast of man gravy to the face as the scene ends. The whole blindfold thing didn't work for me, and even ruined the first half.

Scene 5. This blonde girl, although she has a spectacular body, looks like she got beat with the ugly stick. The scene starts off with her handcuffed spread eagle to a stone wall. Her partner comes into view and gives her some wet oral. She is finally released and proceeds to gives him a rather humdrum blowjob. After working his cock for only a few minutes she rides him in the reverse cowgirl position. Some anal spooning action and more reverse cowgirl anal and this guy is ready to blow his load. He jerks off on her face and gives her a nice looking cumshot which she hungrily laps up. By the end of the scene this girl was a mess; hair all mangles, makeup running down her face, etc.

Final Thoughts: Vice Magazine called this DVD "Easily the greatest porn movie ever made". That's a bold statement, and quite frankly I'm not sure they saw the same movie I did. The acting was stale and unbelievable, the sex was mediocre at best, and the video quality was too "artsy". I suppose if you have a girl at home who wants a porno with a storyline this might interest her, but everyone else should just skip this. They spent so much time trying to make this in a real movie, they forgot to make a quality porno first.

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