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New Nymphos 3

Studio: American Hardcore » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/2/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

New Nymphos 3

Lethal Hardcore/Celestial Productions

Genre: Vignette

Director: Harry Palm

Cast: Jamie Huxley, Dave Hardman, Trevor, Ria Lynn, Damien Michaels, Kaiya Lynn, Dick Delaware, Allysa West, Tiffany Rayne

Length: 134 minutes

Date of Production: 7/15/2005

Extra's: The best extra on the DVD was the 15 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that included several funny moments (and a bit of sex). It wasn't all that special but it had a lot to like if you appreciate the gals in the movie. There was also a photogallery and some trailers but that was it.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: New Nymphos 3 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Harry Palm for distribution by Celestial Productions. The lighting was fair most of the time and the other visual qualities were handled okay too but I saw a number of compression artifacts in a few scenes (including the initial scene) and that hurt the heat factor for me. The composition of the camera angles wasn't as good as in other releases since the camera almost always seemed to zoom in on the flaws of the gals rather than cover them up. The stereo audio was in English and pretty basic by most standards with limited dynamic range and no significant separation to speak of. Overall, I was impressed with the visuals more than the audio (as usual) but that could be fixed in no time if given a bit more attention.

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Body of Review: Having watched a lot of porn that centered on gals new to the jizz biz, I can safely say that there appears to be a pecking order in terms of quality with the top companies tending to get better looking gals over the smaller companies. While this isn't always the case, you can just about bet that the big companies pour more money into finding such women to perform in their productions so the little guys have to get creative. Some of them open up shop far away from Chatsworth California in an effort to recruit gals closer to home while others cruise the strip club scene in hopes of landing the next big thing. In the case of director Harry Palms New Nymphos 3, I'm willing to bet there was a little of both tossed in to land a decidedly mixed cast of performers, many of whom were in their first few scenes this time. Here's a look at the action by female cast members and what they did, noting that no condoms were used but no names were openly credited for the men either (the BTS feature helped me a bit and I recognized Dave Hardman but that's it):

Scene One: Jamie Huxley, a 20 year old brunette with an all natural body was featured on the front DVD cover with what appeared to be some airbrushing to enhance her look. To be fair, she's not a bad looking gal but her facial blemishes weakened her appeal for me, even though she oiled herself up nicely during the tease footage. Dave Hardman and Trevor were her partners and I wish the scene had taken place in the garden by the pool given how the natural light worked better for her than the artificial light indoors did. To me, she was far too skinny and when coated with sweat, seemed to be even thinner (as if that were possible). It was an oral and vaginal only scene and while she may have some potential, the action appeared mechanical and as if under duress at times. It ended when they popped on her face/in her mouth with some swallowing action.

Scene Two: Ria Lynn, a 19 year old that seemed much like Jamie but with a few extra pounds (still too lean but closer to what I like the most; especially her sweet ass), was up next with Damien Michaels in the living room. She seemed to like anal action more than anything, starting out with a small vibrator shoved in and out of her tiny ass to ready it for his penis. She did ATM (ass to mouth) and appeared to like sucking on his dick but it wasn't until she was truly warmed up that she shined. She offered up a good ride in both holes and was the highlight of the movie for me, ending with some swallowing of her own.

Scene Three: Kaiya Lynn, a 19 year old Asian gal that claimed to like big dick, was up next in a living room scene with Dick Delaware. She was attractive enough and seemed to know her way around a penis in both oral and vaginal action. The scene wasn't particularly well done but it did have two facials since he appeared pretty turned on by tackling this newbie to porn but the implants, spitting, and mechanical nature of her performance left much to be desired.

Scene Four: Allysa West, yet another 19 year old was blessed with large breasts (all natural too) but looked to be about four months pregnant too, was up next with an increasingly old looking Dave Hardman on the couch. She seemed most at home with a dick in her mouth and ass, doing some ATM for good measure. While she was definitely a two bagger in terms of her face, I'm sure most of you would hit it if it only cost you a couple of drinks at closing time and you were on shore leave after a couple months at sea. Seriously though, she was another one lacking the finesse of a skilled sex worker but that might appeal to some of you wanting the freshness factor to kick in. It ended as the other scenes did with him popping into her mouth but she didn't seem into swallowing.

Scene Five: Tiffany Rayne, a 19 year old bleach blonde from New Jersey, was up last as she pranced around in her black and pink lingerie, giving some tease and stripping for the viewer. An all natural gal that looked like she learned her trade in strip clubs, Tiffany appeared to have a lot of potential in terms of her looks alone but lacked the energetic drive and passion that would propel her into better scenes. Her faked dirty talk/orgasms were boring and her uncredited partner seemed to be along solely for the ride. I'd do her if she bought me dinner and rubbed my back after a long day of work but I wouldn't go out of my way until she learns how to really turn on the juice. Most of the facial went astray and she seemed to dodge swallowing it in favor of dropping it on the carpet.

Summary: New Nymphos 3 was a title I wanted to like more than I did so I reluctantly gave the DVD a rating of Skip It. If you're fixated on gals new to porn that weren't particularly sexy or good in bed, you'll definitely want to check out the series, including this disc, for the purpose of seeing new meat offered up but make no mistake about it that the freshness factor was greatly offset by the lack of talent and general appearance of the gals. Director Harry Palms has done better in the past and I suspect will do better in the future but this was not his finest hour in terms of casting and technical values both.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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