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Nylon Zofe

Studio: Jill Kelly Productions » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 10/4/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

The Movie:

Jill Kelly Productions has imported this compilation of fetishy girls in nylons videos from Europe and slapped them onto a DVD just for you. But is it worth it? Not really. Here's why…

Chapter 1 – Maya Gold: Maya starts things off by slowly getting dressed up in a corset and stockings. She struts for the camera and then, finally, at around fifteen minutes into the scene she spreads her legs and starts to finger herself. She puts on a black mask and a ball gag and struts for the camera more, spreading her ass across a chair and stroking her legs. Soon Jessica comes into the room, clad in a black corset and brandishing a black cat o' nine tails. She rubs the whip all over Maya's body. Maya pulls out a black dildo and Jessica gives it head. Karim enters the room and uses the dildo on Maya, still bound and gagged. Jessica and Karim take turns eating out Maya's pussy, and then they take the ball gag off of her so that she and Jessica can give Karim head. He fucks Jessica from behind over top of Maya's face, (at this point we actually get to hear some moaning – the first time in the movie that any of that has been present on the audio track). Jessica rides Karim reverse cowgirl style and Maya fingers her clit while she bounces up and down on his cock. Maya switches gears on Karim and takes his cock in her ass from the same position, Maya continuing to use her fingers on her playmate. Karim pulls out and Maya licks Jessica's feet and stocking covered legs as Karim comes all over the two girls.

At almost an hour in length, this scene is just too damn long. The girls are gorgeous and it's fun to watch them get into it but pacing wise it is very slow. The direction is slick, but the lack of any true audio aside from the soundtrack hurts the 'horny factor' that this scene could have had working in its favor. Half of the enjoyment of porn comes from hearing as well as seeing, and when you can't hear the performers it can often times lead to boredom…

Chapter 2 – A Brunette: A pretty brunette sits naked in a red chair. She stands up and, after flashing her cunt to the camera a few times, puts on her black pantyhose. The camera focuses on her nylon-clad crotch for a few minutes, the end. This scene is too brief and there is no live audio at all provided. The girl is cute, but not much happens here.

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Chapter 3 – A Blonde:From there, a blonde girl repeats the same procedure only this time she's wearing white panties underneath the black stockings. Once she's got them on, she removes them and fingers herself, rubbing her nylons over her nipples. She finger fucks herself for quite a while, slowly but surely getting into it. Watching her masturbate is fun, but again, the lack of live audio hurts what could be an otherwise decent scene.

Chapter 4 – A Different Blonde: A blonde girl with longer hair is up next, she dances in her flesh colored pantyhose for the camera, as it pans up and down her body and focuses in on her crotch. She sits in a red chair, spreads her legs, and rubs herself off through her lingerie. She takes the pantyhose off then busts out a pair of black stockings. She first puts them on her arms and then fingers her bare pussy with them, which is a nice touch. After that, she puts them on her legs and dances for the camera once more. She bends over for the camera and fingers her pussy and ass a little bit, showing off the dragon tattoo on her right ass cheek and eventually fingering herself to what looks like a climax (without any live audio, you really can't tell, again ruining what could have been a good scene as the gal is a looker!).

Chapter 5 – Unidentified Blonde #3: Hey wow, a blonde in pantyhose is sitting in a red chair. We haven't seen that yet, have we? Oh wait, we have. She rolls around on the floor and slowly takes her pantyhose off, then rubs them all over her perky little tits. She pulls out some black stockings and puts them on over her legs, then takes her flesh colored ones off of the floor and fingers herself with them, inserting a good portion of them into her beaver, then pulling them out and putting them into her mouth.

Chapter 6 – A Moderately Cute Redhead: Finally, a little variation in hair color here! This perky little red head follows the same formula as the last few scenes. She takes off her panty hose, then her black panties, then fingers herself a bit. She busts out some white stockings and puts them on her arms, then rubs her bald puss a bit more. She pulls the stockings up over her legs, spreads for the camera, fingers herself briefly, then takes them off. This scene is pretty unremarkable. The girl is moderately cute but not gorgeous and she doesn't really look into what she's doing at all. Again, no live audio on this scene.

Chapter 7 – A Busty Brunette: Most of the girls have been on the small side in terms of sweater meat on this compilation so it was nice to finally see a curvaceous cutie take center stage with this scene – unfortunately she's not the most attractive girl, facially. She puts on some black stockings and a garter belt in front of the camera, and once she's suited up she spreads her legs and fingers her box. She bends over and shows off her ass and fingers herself from behind for a minute or two, before getting back to the spread eagle action where she continues to finger herself some more. Surprisingly enough, there's no live audio for this scene. Go figure.

Chapter 8 – A Very Pretty Brunette: She takes off her jeans and sits down in the same red chair we've seen a few times now, to reveal black crotchless pantyhose underneath. She fingers herself a little bit, sitting down and then standing up. She bends over and shows us her backdoor, then takes off the pantyhose instead opting to put some white stockings on her arms to use on her shaved snatch. She finally gets around to putting them on her legs and fingers herself a little more, ending the scene and the feature.



The non-anamorphic 1.85.1 widescreen video is fuzzy, lacks detail, and isn't all that impressive. The colors are quite washed out and over saturated in a lot of scenes, and the skin tones sometimes look way too pink. There is mild mpeg compression throughout the duration of the movie and while some of the soft focus might be intentional, a lot of it is definitely the fault of the generally poor transfer.


You can watch the film in either an English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track or in a German language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track. Seeing as there is very little dialogue at all in this feature, it truly and honestly doesn't matter which one you pick. Clarity is fine, but almost the entire film is made up of background music, there's really very little to evaluate here.


Aside from chapter selection, this DVD is completely barebones.

Final Thoughts:

Nylon Zofe does feature some very pretty Eurogals in fine lingerie and the sex is steamy enough but the variety on this DVD is sorely lacking and the technical presentation is, quite frankly, piss poor. Unless nylon's are your fetish and you have to have everything related to them, I'd say skip this one in favor of some of the better made videos out there that cater to your kink.

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