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Nylon Dreams

Studio: Other » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 10/4/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

The Movie:

Jill Kelly Productions has imported this, yet another compilation of fetishy girls in nylons videos from Europe, and slapped them onto a DVD just for you. But is it worth it? Not really. Here's why…

Chapter 1: Clad in some fetish gear consisting of a PVC corset and some black nylons, this fine looking brown haired girl lays against a wall outside in an alleyway of some sort and fingers her snatch. Two vinyl clad boy toys show up and whip out their cocks – she looks at them and spreads her pussy lips wide open. She drops to her knees and sucks them both off – one and then the other, then both at the same time. The end. No money shot, no penetration aside from the blowjobs, no pay off. No dice!

Chapter 2: A girl with curly dirty blonde hair sports some stockings with her legs spread on the couch. Her man is licking her toes, then she takes off her stockings and plays with herself. She inserts the stockings into her pussy and he pulls them out with his tongue. They tongue kiss a bit, then she ties the black stockings around his eyes. She takes out a fresh pair, puts them on her arms and fingers her box. After that she pulls them up her legs, and then proceeds to give him a foot job. She turns around and sucks on his dick for a few minutes (here we find some live audio), and he works his way into her pantyhose to finger her beaver. She takes the pantyhose off again and rides him reverse cowgirl for a bit, and then he fucks her doggy style. He puts his wand back into her mouth and she sucks him off to a big cum gurgling finish. Not a bad scene – the moans and groans in the scene are dubbed and repeat themselves a lot which is kind of silly but the lead girl is hot and seems to be having a good time.

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Chapter 3: Hey, we're back to the girl from scene one! Now she's being banged in the snatch from behind by one guy while sucking off the other one. This clips ends just as abruptly as the first one does. Will we see more? Probably. Will you care by that point? Probably not.

Chapter 4: A sultry blonde wench in a red dress and white stockings is finger fucking herself on a white Victorian looking chair, complete with more dubbed moaning that doesn't match the mouth of the performer. A different blonde walks into the room and it's time for lesbian fun. She puts a silver vibrator, double-ended dildo and a black strap-on on the side table and kisses the first girl after rubbing some black nylons across her face. Girl #2 strips down to her pantyhose and soon the two of them are licking one another's legs and feet. Girl #2 takes her pantyhose off while the first girl produces a fresh pair of black ones and slides them up her supple frame. She then bends her over and licks her ass through the black pantyhose, working her way up and down her legs. Girl #1 spreads her legs so #2 can finally get down to eating her out, which she does for a few minutes before using the silver vibrator on her. Girl #1 then cuts a whole out of #2's pantyhose with a knife, and proceeds to give her some oral loving. After her cunt is good and lubed, Girl #1 puts on the black strap on and gives it to her playmate from behind, doggy style. They change up a bit and then she rides her reverse cowgirl, before Girl #2 takes the strap on off of her friend so that she can use her fingers on her. Unfortunately they never use the double ended dong on one another, but otherwise this is a fine scene even with the stupid dubbed 'ooo' and 'aah' replaying every few seconds completely out of synch with the action.

Chapter 5: That girl from the first scene is back, with a cock in each hand. After she's jacked them both a bit, one of the guys bends her over to fuck her from behind and smack her ass while her hands are tied behind her back. She stands over the one guy and fingers herself for a minute while he jerks himself to a finish, then she rides the last man standing in a reverse cowgirl session. Both men come all over her stockings, which I guess is the point, but with the scene broken up into three parts it was pretty difficult to give a shit.



The non-anamorphic 1.85.1 widescreen video is fuzzy, lacks detail, and isn't all that impressive. The colors are quite washed out and over saturated in a lot of scenes, and the skin tones sometimes look way too pink. There is mild mpeg compression throughout the duration of the movie and while some of the soft focus might be intentional, a lot of it is definitely the fault of the generally poor transfer. The image is incredibly murky and ugly looking, the girls look bland and washed out, the picture is devoid of life!


You can watch the film in either an English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track or in an Italian language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track. Seeing as there is very little dialogue at all in this feature, it truly and honestly doesn't matter which one you pick. Clarity is fine, but almost the entire film is made up of background music, there's really very little to evaluate here.


Aside from chapter selection, this DVD is completely barebones.

Final Thoughts:

There's really not much to recommend about this one. The lesbian scene was good but like the other Blue/Jill Kelly Euro releases I've seen, the live audio is absent from most scenes and the video quality is really bad which kind of makes it all hard to get into. Unless you're a hardcore nylon enthusiast, skip Nylon Dreams and please do keep in mind that the gorgeous girls on the front and back of the box and on the menu screen of this release appear nowhere in any of the scenes.

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