Cast: Kelly Wells, John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, David Luger, Jackie Ashe, Erik Everhard, Hillary Scott, Michael Stefano, Daphne, Steve Taylor, Megan Martinez, Toni Ribas, Ava Ramon, Victoria Sweet
Length: 180 minutes
Date of Production: 3/22/2005
Extra's: The best extra was easily the bonus blowjob action between Ava Ramon, Victoria Sweet, and director David Luger done in POV fashion. The gals were playful and energetic, swapping the semen between one another after some serious oral fun. There was also a photogallery and a double sided DVD cover for those who care.
Audio/Video Quality: Swallow My Pride 7 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot by David Luger for Red Light District. The lighting wasn't always optimal and that caused some grain but the fleshtones were accurate and the composition of the shots, from the POV action with David Luger to the close ups and medium shots with the other men, was well done. There were some (a couple) compression artifacts but no video noise to speak of though some of you are going to complain about the small, light, watermark in the lower right hand corner of the show. The stereo audio was in English but it was about as basic as most gonzo; having little dynamic range or separation between the channels (you could hear the vocals though).
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Body of Review: Fans of gonzo porn have long seemed to appreciate the act of swallowing on the part of the female performers. Rather than see a load wasted on her chest, ass, legs, feet, or even face, you know that seeing the gal suck down the jizz after working out the load shows she really cares (or at least doesn't want to sleep in the wet spot). That's why directors like David Luger and companies like Red Light District have so successfully marketed titles like Swallow My Pride 7, a movie that centered on hardcore sex and the act of swallowing. Like the last volume in the series, Swallow My Pride 6, the movie offered up a lot of various sex acts and all of them ended with the advertised swallowing so the truth in advertising quotient was high this time (as it tends to be with a Red Light District release). That said, if you're interested in learning more about the show, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action for you to help decide, noting that no condoms were wasted here:
Scene One: Kelly Wells, a blonde with a nice body and willing attitude, was up first as she answered the questions during her interview on the bed. Her partners this time were John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, and eventually David Luger after they were done with her. Fans of all natural gals will appreciate her ample chest and rounded ass but it was her passion for cock that ruled this scene. She gave them great head before they started swapping out in her pussy and ass. She did a lot of work on them before they gave her the DAP (double anal penetration) she wanted so badly. They spanked her and otherwise abused her too (heck, she even joined in by spanking herself) until pumping out their loads into her mouth (well, John and Manuel did; David saved himself for last). David took sloppy seconds (or is it thirds?) and got some nice head from her before getting to ride POV style. She downed his load too and the scene was a success by most standards.
Scene Two: Jackie Ashe, the lean brunette found on the front DVD cover, was up next as she teased the camera in the bathroom. I prefer gals with more curvage but she was so cute that I'd be misleading you if I said I wouldn't tap her in a heartbeat if given a chance. She aggressively inhaled from the meat pipes of Erik Everhard and John Strong; showing her looks weren't the only thing going for her. She wasn't overly energetic in the vaginal riding and they never stuffed a cock up her ass as it looked like (Erik started preparing her for it with his fingers and tongue), but fans of young performers will enjoy her performance nonetheless. She did manage to swallow their loads in her mouth and the following action with David Luger proved to be pretty solid too. If anything, I think his load was as big as the other two combined (and he gave a second load for those who feel the need to keep track).
Scene Three: Hillary Scott, another little blonde gal, was up next as she began her scene by describing how she was going to get pounded in her tiny little ass by two hard cocks. Her description of the action alone was nearly enough to give me a full erection so you can imagine what I felt like when she switched out of her pink top and white shorts in favor of some sexy lingerie (black & pink striped). Just to show her level of oral skill, she even stuffed her fist in her mouth but the scene only really began when she moved to the living room for some fun with Michael Stefano and John Strong. Her key to success was her enthusiasm and passion for her work. From the oral loving she gave them to the anal stretching she so needed, she was a champion and this seemed to be one of her best scenes to date. I prefer more experience and bigger curves in my gals but she was tempting beyond her youth here. David Luger gave her one last dose of semen after she blew him to the point where actually riding was out of the question (and John came back to assist with some dickage too).
Scene Four: Daphne, a cutie with dark red hair in her fifth scene, was up next as she sat on the bed and discussed what she was going to do with David. As easy going a gal as you'll find, she claimed that she'd go with the flow so Steve Taylor and John Strong were more than willing to put her through the paces. While she was not the most extreme gal of the movie, the sex was well done and she came off as a gal not so jaded that she felt the need to match the others circus act trick for trick. She had some of her baby fat on her frame too and that made her look all the more appealing to me as she rode them with some energy. At times, I thought she showed some chemistry with John and he was definitely into her as well so the action, while oral and vaginal only, was decent too. Fans may like her salad tossing action but her swallowing was on par with any of the others in the movie. David Luger might not have the largest cock in porn but he sure did a good job of working her one last time after the others were finished. The oral and vaginal showed that she was into it and enjoyed him too. John interrupted too so she ended up with extra loads courtesy of both of them.
Scene Five: Megan Martinez, the best looking gal of the movie, claimed to be 21 years old and new to porn after working in a grocery store. Her awesome smile and lean body were a great way to end the DVD (it was a good thing her partners weren't like her first; a two pump chump) with the young gal outfit she wore really great on her frame. Toni Ribas and John Strong were her primary partners and after some nice tease footage, she took care of them well enough using oral and vaginal sex to drain them dry. The passion she showed was not her best but she did some minor salad tossing too and the cute factor was enough for me to deal with by itself. If her pussy as half as tight as she (and they) claimed it to be; doing anal might've killed them. David Luger ended her scene by providing her yet another dick to suck and she gave him a thrill as she rode him slowly rather than cause him to pop right away.
Summary: Swallow My Pride 7 offered up three hours of decent fuck for the buck material with gals that swallowed semen as though it were nectar from on high and the extra scene with Ava and Victoria was a nice addition too. While the technical matters weren't perfect and the cast ranged from pleasing to downright hot, I still thought the show was worth a rating of Recommended. David has a way of getting decent performances out of his cast and this DVD was no exception but he wasn't as on the mark as usual. Otherwise though, there's a reason why so many competitors copy the format (and nearly identically copy the name of the series) so fans of swallowing and POV action (added at the end of every scene) will have a lot to stroke to for a great price.
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